Blood Banks That Give Money

[Scroby]

I have a friend whose looking to make some quick money by donating blood. The problem is when she or I look for a blood bank that pays someone for donating blood, we both can't find any.

 

So are they still out there? And if so, do they even pay well?

 

(I'm looking for blood banks in the SF bay area)

[Guest C*Z*E*C*H]

Needles hurt. Sell your sperm instead.

[DrVenkman PhD]

Orange juice, a sugar cookie, and the feeling of helping someone out not payment enough?

[Scroby]

No!!!! She just needs some extra money to pay some bills and she wanted to look into getting money for donating blood.

[DrVenkman PhD]

It shouldn't be hard for a female willing to get prodded with something to get money in exchange for bodily fluids.

[Scroby]

You sir, get a rimshot for that one.

 

Ba dom ching!

[DrVenkman PhD]

As for a more serious answer:

 

http://www.helium.com/items/767399-how-to-...blood-for-money

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Change your search parameters. You're looking to sell plasma, not donate blood. I did this in college when I wasn't selling drugs out of diner kitchens. Be prepared to get fuckin' butchered by some psychotic phlebotomist moonlighting for beer money.

[geniusMoment]

Yeah, you can still sell plasma. I believe you can do it up to twice a week, usually you get 40 bucks a pop for it. It's not at all like donating blood though, it's unbelivably draining and very painful. Some of my friends from college would do it when they really needed money. Afterward they'd go to a party and be able to get drunk off one or two beers because they were so weak.

[Youth N Asia]

your "friend" huh?

[Scroby]

Yup my friend. Though I may do it as well as I could use some money as well.

[Edwin MacPhisto]

This is the plot of a horrible straight-to-DVD sex comedy waiting to happen.