THE ELIMINATOR RETURNS

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The Octagon, KOAB, and Bob Barron? Coming together nicely, Zeferino. High cinco. o/

[The Niggardly King 0]

Oh thanks man, barron can help me with my jew jitsulu and shit when he ain't farming or building shit.

 

I figured you could use someone to chat with while on the island, so you get...

 

 

Magic Johnson

 

 

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Huh. Ok. Well, I'd talk to him if I was stuck there with him, I guess. Not a Lakers fan or even much of a basketball fan in general. Thanks, though. I appreciate this as much as I would car wash certificates for christmas. I'd hand him his ass at Space Invaders.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

godthedog, I've given this a lot of thought, and have decided that Milky's secondhand pornography isn't enough to keep a man with a mind as active as yours entertained indefinitely. You shall receive the following:

 

 

Everything Used In The Making Of Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

 

That's right. Cast, crew, sets, costumes, props, cameras, lights, rigging, everything. Even all of the extras. Like to see you find time to whack off now.

[Nighthawk 0]

godthedog is out of town and he has sent me his picks in advance. He sends me:

 

 

Tsetse Flies

 

and

 

 

Scarlett Johansson's Singing Voice

 

(No face, no body, no speaking voice. Only singing.)

 

[Nighthawk 0]

godthedog receives:

 

 

Van Pelt from Jumanji

 

Should keep him on his toes, amidst all that Mad Max shit.

[Nighthawk 0]

godthedog sends Agent of Oblivion:

 

 

One Lucky Penny

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I give him Thunderdome and I get a LUCKY PENNY?? I can't even put that in the Space Invaders Machine! I'll show him.

 

KOAB receives the following:

 

godthedog's wife

 

 

That's not her, but it's similar to who I picture in my head.

[The Niggardly King 0]

cool, bitch best know how to cook.

 

 

Lifetime supply of Corona

[EL BRUJ0 0]

She's gtd's girl. Of course she don't know how to cook.

 

Thanks for the cerveza but I don't drink alcohol; never have never will. But hey, I'm sure Journey will get down on that + I'll find out how many fluid ounces of hecho-en-mexico brewness it takes for the tiger's stride to get wobbley.

 

For the next pick... All things necessary, and then some, to climb Mount Everest

 

That's right, the equipment, beasts of burden, gear, food supplies, Sherpas, etc and the mountain itself.

 

However, I want to send this pick to Agent. Not to offend, but I think it be cool if I can draft crap for others besides BZ and KoaB. Only AoO has the say on this, so happy climbing to who ends up with it, him or Brooklyn Zoo.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I ain't climbing that fuckin' thing. Shit's cold. Brooklyn Zoo all the way.

[Brett Favre 0]

For FroGG_Neal:

 

 

The Eliminator from Gladiators.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Nice combo. Make the strippers run that thing in an attempt to disprove their expendability.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Awesome. That's the same thing I thought of. Work dem hoes, and all that.

 

I'll have Smartly Pretty's up by this afternoon.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

LIAR! Do not incur the wrath of The Eliminator

[Copper Feel 0]

Maybe you should just eliminate him entirely.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

He has until sundown.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Frogg Neal is penalized. On his island, in addition to everything else, he will have A Constant Torrential Downpour of Semen From The Sky.

 

Smartly Pretty, you shall receive All former inmates of Alcatraz

 

 

[godthedog 0]

looks like i didn't miss a whole lot.

 

and my wife is a pretty fantastic cook, especially of baked goods. she is short like the girl in the picture appears to be, but doesn't have a face like a sad horse.

[The Niggardly King 0]

does she know how to make a good pot roast? that's going to be very important on my island once someone gives me some meat

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Twisted Intestine, to his delight I'm sure, gets the Draft Folder.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Someone Great gets a ball gag and giant black dildo, in the hopes that he will be overpowered and dominated by Taiga Star.

 

 

[Copper Feel 0]

Albums Gary Floyd Listened to Today

 

 

 

Unfortunately you don't have anything to play these on, so you're going to get arse-raped from two different angles.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Smartly Pretty gave me something entertaining, so I'll return the favour.

 

 

Bozo the Clown!

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Albums Gary Floyd Listened to Today

 

 

 

Unfortunately you don't have anything to play these on, so you're going to get arse-raped from two different angles.

 

I'll get Jeffery Dahmer to make Bono sing them for me.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Frogg Neal gets a giant MS paint monster named Neal, pictured here.

 

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That's pretty retarded.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

I thought that was kind of the idea.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Sorry ya'll, I was out of town for the past week.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's ok, I think we've all lost interest already.