fazzle 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Seriously. What the hell did you do to celebrate new years eve? I spent the whole fuckin night gettting pissed off at asshole friends of mine who said they were ALREADY FUCKING IN certain barts, and then texted me afterwards to say they were somewhere else AFTER I fucking paid to get in. Then I went hom and played power hour with my sister to get mysefl less pissed off. It worked. Somewhat. Who fucked a dead transvestite hooker? Where arey ou Milky? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Heh, "barts". I'm keeping it real at work, thankfully the amount of idiot drunks coming in has been low (some kid is hopping around though and needed a wheelchair) but the night is young. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 You know what I mean damnit. Quit making fun of me! I'm gonna go cry in the corner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I hope to fuck this year's better than the last one...if not I'm due to really snap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I'm sure you'll manage to have lots of great sex and make sure that TSM knows about it though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MFer 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I stayed at home with the family as usual. I've never gone out for New Year's, and I don't anticipate that changing in future years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Seeing post-stroke Dick Clark on TV tonight was really unsettling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Yeah, I recall seeing ol Dick at a NYE bash a two years ago and thinking he shouldn't have even been on the air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MFer 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Yep, he definitely looked like death warmed over. *wonders how many people put him in the '09 death pool* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I went to a party at a Mexican chick's house. I was one of two white people there. I had a shit ton of fun. It started with me and 6 friends, and ended up with like 60 people. My friend was doing DJ work, and some locally famous Mexican rapper showed up ( pre-planned, but unbeknownst to the majority of the crowd) and started busting out to the great delight of the mostly drunk crowd. 6 hours of drinks, food, friends, fun, and hot bitches. The one girl I've been going after kept referring to me as "The Matt Young" and was all over me. Drunk ass ho. I was honored. My white ass danced for the first time in God knows how long. Everyone made an ass of themselves. Best new year's ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Last year I went to sleep before New Years hit becuase I'm a fucking loser and I didn't want to be hung over so I could get work done the next day. Even when my friends called shortly after midnight because I left my phone on I just told them sorry and turned the phone off and went back to sleep. Yeah I was (and probably still am) a fucking complete loser. So this tyear I quit said job a few weeks ago, and went out with the wife's friends on new years eve. Since the place was so crowded I couldnt get a damn drink for over 2 hours I started to sober up and wasn't so happy, then my wife flirted her way to the bar and got me a pitcher, and I had a great time. The band sucked, but I had fun none the less. Hey old acquintance be forgot da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, blah da da da ba da da da what the fuck is an old land zyme????????????????? Oh and I surfed TSM on my phone during the miserable partof the night, and talked to Czech on AIM, so I guess it was the perfect night! da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I eagerly anticipate the New Year's that some outside celebration wakes me up at midnight, prompting me to start doing my taxes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I already started on my taxes the other day, because we got the last paystub for my job and all of Smuesttes....oh my god I'm worse than Ned Flanders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 1, 2009 smashes head on keybaordd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Went and had dinner with the wife, her sister, and her husband at this really good Irish restaurant in the Milwaukee area. Saw a movie after that, and then went home. Pretty standard night for us, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Greeting 2009 the same way I've greeted the last several years... pure unbridled apathy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Lion 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 My wife's family flew us over to Spain to spend the Holidays with them. New Years here is interesting. Madrid has its own ball that drops, though its nowhere near as big a ball or as long a drop as NYC. Then you swallow 12 grapes, 1 for each month/1 for each chime. I choked at one and gave up. It's for luck of something. Glad I'm not superstitious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Made big plans to go out with the girlfriend. Of course around 10:00 she said she was too tired to go....barely got her to stay up until 12 and then we went to bed and did not have sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 That's nothing. My girlfriend broke up with me on the way to a party because for some reason her best friend doesn't think i'm good enough for her. This best friend whom I have met twice thus far. Bitches be trippin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I threw a party at my place with hors d'oeuvres, punch, and champagne. It was BYO for whatever you were drinking for the night. I asked everyone to dress up a bit to make the party feel a little more special than it was. Several folks left their unfinished beer, which has been happening a lot lately. A lot of food was wasted, but it was a good time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I went to a party at a friends place. Almost all the people there got drunk, and we watched Dick Clark, who I agree, looks like the living dead at this point. A good time was had by all, and I got back to my place at about 1:10. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Celebrated New Years with the parents just like every other year. I think I hated the celebrations on TV because I don't have anything to look forward this year because I'm not in school anymore. Last year I looked forward to graduating from school and this year I'm looking forward to getting a job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 ...I must have been drunker than I thought I was last night. I don't even remember posting this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Well, if you were drunk you have minimal spelling errors, so you have that going for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Although you did post this in video games folder: PS; I uh................................I forgot what I was gonna say. Damnit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I didn't sleep after work, ran around with the woman all day, got bombed with her, fell asleep at about 9 PM, woke up at 10 AM today with a sandpaper tongue, sawdust throat, wooden teeth, hot throbbing skull, and a thin verdigris of dried sexual fluid all along my left hemisphere. Happy birthday to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 I call that "Tuesday." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 It's my brother's birthday, and, being the Bond fanatic that he is, he took us to see Quantum of Solace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Oh, I forgot. I was one of only three white people there. The reason I mention this is because, other than me and a girl named Roxxi, the other white person who showed up was a dude in tattered jeans and a huge, oversized Raiders jacket. He was an okay guy, but he reeked of cigarettes and ass, looked like he was 35 but claimed to be 25, and was rocking large faux diamond earrings and a mullet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Although you did post this in video games folder: PS; I uh................................I forgot what I was gonna say. Damnit. ...I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
