BUTT 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 Pbone. You're an economist, for God's sake. Grow up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 He's a long haired, emo dork There's really no quicker way to prove that you're completely out of touch with contemporary US youth culture than by using "emo" as an insult in 2009. That shit is played out. Get with the times and call him a hipster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I'll have you know Byron was listening to Embrace way back in 1985. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 he's in Canada they're 20 years behind the times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I like his subtitle. Pbone, as an American, apparently does fear a nigga with a library card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 He's a long haired, emo dork There's really no quicker way to prove that you're completely out of touch with contemporary US youth culture than by using "emo" as an insult in 2009. That shit is played out. Get with the times and call him a hipster. I know when I look at contemporary youth culture in America, the first thing I think is "man, I've gotta get on board with that." Yeah, I really want to dress like a retard and live a referential postmodern existence. Even then, that's just the hipster fags. The mainstream that chooses to at least TRY to be somewhat reasonable just wears sandals, Spuds MacKenzie sunglasses, and a shirt with some prominent logo. If you're a girl, add pearls to the list. Maybe that's just South Carolina, I dunno. I refuse to have anything to do with any of these groups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I hate that quote... I know what they're going for, "OH NO BLACK MAN WITH AN EDUCATION... IM SCARED..." But niggas with library cards just gonna rent movies from there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I hate that quote... I know what they're going for, "OH NO BLACK MAN WITH AN EDUCATION... IM SCARED..." But niggas with library cards just gonna rent movies from there. Or Zane novels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 JESUS KOTZ ENOUGH WITH THE SANDALS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I've been wearing leather sandals, mick foley sweats, and bad shirts lately. One girl thought I was a bum until she looked down and noticed my feet were to clean to be a bum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 JESUS KOTZ ENOUGH WITH THE SANDALS Nerd sandals and Rainbows are totally different. Would you prefer flip-flops in this case? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Czech please! Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I wish I had a pair of Birkenstocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 These are sweet. Too bad they're $120.00 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 They'd better have a blowjob attachment that fits somewhere for that kind of money. Yikes. So are you a top or a bottom, Byron? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 I paid $100 or so for a pair of Birkenstocks 3 years ago. They're still in fine shape. Think of them as having the same longevity as Doc Martens, but for sandals, and thus much more prone to be on you while you're blowing someone under a lifeguard stand. Either PBone or EHME, whichever loses this fight, will ultimately be declared to know a little somethin' about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 Birkenstocks are gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 I had a pair of Birkenstocks back in high school. (And that's the only pair of sandals I've ever owned, Kotz, your sandal fetish is freakin' me out.) I'd badly broken a toe, and couldn't wear regular shoes for a couple weeks. Apparently my parents thought that the most expensive kind possible would somehow speed the healing process, and shelled out for the 'stocks. They were... okay, I guess. Sandals are sandals, it's not a complex piece of equipment. Not really much better than any other cheap generic-brand, so I don't see the point unless you're just one of those guys who insists on having conspicuously expensive clothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 I paid $100 or so for a pair of Birkenstocks 3 years ago. They're still in fine shape. Think of them as having the same longevity as Doc Martens, but for sandals, and thus much more prone to be on you while you're blowing someone under a lifeguard stand. Either PBone or EHME, whichever loses this fight, will ultimately be declared to know a little somethin' about that. You paid $100 for sandals like the one above? Do your parents know you're a fiscally irresponsible faggot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 The straps and sole on mine are dark brown. So there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 We all lose horribly, so shut the fuck up pbone and stop being an annoying little punk and following me around. So I see that you're still a dumbass even with a day to think about what you've done. Needless to say, you will remain a dumbass forever. So, I offer you this. Officially announce that I defeated you in the Bug Jar II, say that you're a pretty princess, and take a 1-day suspension, and I will never respond to anything you say ever again unless it is unreasonable for me to do so. Deal? Only if you get a haircut, get laid, and grow up(I find it pretty ironic I'm saying this)... Regardless, many posters here have alot of reasons to dislike me because of the shit I caused in the past. You're not one of them, so fuck off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 So are you a top or a bottom, Byron? I wanna buy you a steak and some Jim Beam for that one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 I hate that quote... I know what they're going for, "OH NO BLACK MAN WITH AN EDUCATION... IM SCARED..." But niggas with library cards just gonna rent movies from there. Or Zane novels. Mellow wins Bug Jar II. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 I had a pair of Birkenstocks back in high school. Birkenstock makes a velcro model? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ghost of bps21 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 Is TSM lent over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 Oh shit, I already broke mine. Sorry Edwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 He's a long haired, emo dork There's really no quicker way to prove that you're completely out of touch with contemporary US youth culture than by using "emo" as an insult in 2009. That shit is played out. Get with the times and call him a hipster. I know when I look at contemporary youth culture in America, the first thing I think is "man, I've gotta get on board with that." This qoute is the best thing to come out of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 "Rent" implies he'll return said books/movies. Don't see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 I hate that quote... I know what they're going for, "OH NO BLACK MAN WITH AN EDUCATION... IM SCARED..." But niggas with library cards just gonna rent movies from there. I dislike the way many of the The Wire's fans romanticize the lifestyle, but then the show itself is partially to blame. The Barksdale storyline made "the game" seem real cool and sexy, which is certainly appealing to a backwoods Canadian who spends most of his time drinking alone and typing nonsense on a message board. Still, I'd be willing to give EHME a pass if he had an avatar of, say, Frank Sobotka instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 Cracka ass cracka. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 I hate that quote... I know what they're going for, "OH NO BLACK MAN WITH AN EDUCATION... IM SCARED..." But niggas with library cards just gonna rent movies from there. I dislike the way many of the The Wire's fans romanticize the lifestyle, but then the show itself is partially to blame. The Barksdale storyline made "the game" seem real cool and sexy, which is certainly appealing to a backwoods Canadian who spends most of his time drinking alone and typing nonsense on a message board. Still, I'd be willing to give EHME a pass if he had an avatar of, say, Frank Sobotka instead. I change my names to my favorite TV Drama's every few months. So far I've had Simon Adebisi, Slim Charles, Det. Frank Pembleton, Vic Mackey, Lt. Jon Kavanaugh, Antwon Mitchell, and now Brother Mouzone. I'm problay going to do another Homicide: LOTS character next... Debating between, Lt. Al Giardello or Det. Max Kellerman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
