909 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Some rules. 1. Vote on every matchup, or don't vote at all. 2. In the event of a tie, I decide. However, I will not decide the winner in case of a tie in the final. I won't ban anyone. 3. I broke ties with help. I didn't decide seeding based upon whether I like you or not. 4. I am the sole arbiter of what constitutes a valid vote. In each match, only pick who you believe to be the worst poster. 5. The "winner" gets banned, unless there's a tie in the final match. And lastly, I'll decide when balloting ceases in every round. Now, the brackets are revealed Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 8. Xavier Cromartie 4. KOAB 5. theone 3. YKRG 6. Jerichoholic82 2. TaigaStar 7. NoCal Mike Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 8. JN News 4. pbone 5. EricMM 3. AmDragFan 6. Twisted Intestine 2. bob_barron 7. Milky BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 8. HarleyQuinn 4. Chazz 5. Matt Young 3. Jingus 6. Czech 2. Marvin 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd 5. Porter 3. Y2Jerk 6. Lord of the Curry 2. Enigma 7. CWM BEGIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
909 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Nearly forgot one thing. Winner of the first region listed will face the winner of the third region listed. Second will face fourth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Goldengreek KOAB YKRG Taiga Star Cabbageboy EricMM AmDragFan Bob_barron Roho Chazz Jingus DarKnight EHME Porter Y2Jerk (coin toss) Enigma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 1. Goldengreek 4. KOAB 6. Jerichoholic82 2. TaigaStar 1. Cabbageboy 4. pbone 3. AmDragFan 7. Milky 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 2. Marvin 8. Cartman 5. Porter 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma I assume KOAB still wants people to vote for him, so there you go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
909 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Mine are 1. Goldengreek 4. KOAB 6. Jerichoholic82 2. Taiga Star 8. JN News 5. EricMM 3. AmDragFan 7. Milky 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 2. Marvin 1. EHME 4. Gary Floyd 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 8. Xavier Cromartie Xavier likes Somali pirates. Greek likes hot young wang. Easy call here. 4. KOAB 5. theone I think I've seen one post on this board from theone. It sort of sucked. 3. YKRG 6. Jerichoholic82 Poor Jericholic just lost his job at CC... now he might get banned. You guys really are trying to recreate Full Metal Jacket, aren't you? 2. TaigaStar 7. NoCal Mike Jeff Van Gunty! Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 8. JN News Cabbage infuriates me sometimes with some of his "analysis." News is a harmless dope. 4. pbone 5. EricMM I like both of these posters. pbone I know a little better so he gets the tiebreaker. 3. AmDragFan 6. Twisted Intestine TI is a weird dude, but he's good people; Amdrag sucks. 2. bob_barron 7. Milky bob and I agree to disagree on everything, but that's okay. I didn't want to have to vote for him, but Milky's a tough matchup. BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 8. HarleyQuinn Roho has been brutally bad for the past month or so. He needs to take a board break before he runs himself out of here. Sadly, it may be too late. 4. Chazz 5. Matt Young Poor Matt, I like the guy but this is his punishment for Fantasy Baseball 2009. 3. Jingus 6. Czech I don't interact with Jingus much, but Czech and I like to maffdive together. 2. Marvin 7. DarKnight For old time's sake. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 8. Cartman An upset! EHME had a bad year, but him and I have called off our beef. Cartman just makes me embarrassed as a Sox fan sometimes. 4. Gary Floyd 5. Porter Porter's not around much now, but he was a total dick to me when he was. Good riddance. 3. Y2Jerk 6. Lord of the Curry Tough call here, but I think Jerk gets a bad rap. 2. Enigma 7. CWM Cite your sources! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Hey, I wasn't nominated! I thought the faux-sucking up to Leena would do me in. Thank you TSM...and I promised myself I wouldn't vote in The Worst Poster tournament this year. Will say that there are a lot of posters in the tournament that are tolerable at worst and great at best. Can't account for taste at TSM anymore, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone 6. Jerichoholic82 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 4. pbone 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 5. Matt Young 3. Jingus 2. Marvin The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 4. Gary Floyd 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 8. Xavier Cromartie 4. KOAB 5. theone 3. YKRG 6. Jerichoholic82 2. TaigaStar 7. NoCal Mike Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 8. JN News 4. pbone 5. EricMM 3. AmDragFan 6. Twisted Intestine 2. bob_barron 7. Milky BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 8. HarleyQuinn 4. Chazz 5. Matt Young 3. Jingus 6. Czech 2. Marvin 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd 5. Porter (how do you not vote for this internet toughguy meathead?) 3. Y2Jerk (sorry, I like both but had to choose somebody) 6. Lord of the Curry 2. Enigma 7. CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Goldengreek-One of my picks for worst. Also, I like Ortonsault Xavier Cromartie KOAB theone-I know KOAB says he want to win, but I'm voting theone YKRG Jerichoholic82-Really tough one here TaigaStar-Another tough one. NoCal Mike Cabbageboy-JN News is annoying, but I hate cabbageboy. JN News pbone EricMM-I like pbone. No hard feelings EricMM AmDragFan-His crush on CM Punk is worrisome Twisted Intestine bob_barron-For saying Deon didn't deserve to be banned. Also, no way in hell I'm voting Milky. Milky RoHo-Go away PongKong HarleyQuinn Chazz-For those about to vote for Matt, may I remind you of this thread. Matt Young Jingus Czech Marvin-It's kind of weird voting for Marvin really. At one hand, he's got the FF6 spell cast upon him, and him winning and getting banned would be a mercy killing. Plus, he would have wanted it, which doesn't help matters much. DarKnight EHME-No further reason. Cartman Gary Floyd Porter-If it makes you feel better, I'm all for hints and advice on how to improve as a poster. Y2Jerk Lord of the Curry Enigma-Enigma is an idiot, and has the worst avatar on TSM. I like CWM. CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Molotov The Bear 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone 3. YKRG 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 4. pbone 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 4. Gary Floyd 6. Lord of the Curry 2. Enigma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. KOAB (wanted votes!) 6. Jerichoholic82 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 5. EricMM 6. Twisted Intestine 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 5. Matt Young 6. Czech 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd 3. Y2Jerk 7. CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
909 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 If KOAB wins, he will not be coming back. I guess I need to clear that up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 I admire Matt for voting for himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 I admire Matt for voting for himself. I don't know enough about Chazz to vote for him. Also, I didn't vote for you out of any ill will, but rather because Milky is awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 I admire Matt for voting for himself. I voted for myself last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 I admire Matt for voting for himself. I don't know enough about Chazz to vote for him. Also, I didn't vote for you out of any ill will, but rather because Milky is awesome. No worries. Even I thought of voting for Milky. He's awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cobainwasmurdered 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 4. KOAB 6. Jerichoholic82 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 5. EricMM 6. Twisted Intestine 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 5. Matt Young 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight (I'm not voting for Marvin because he's already gone!) The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 5. Porter 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristianna 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 8. Xavier Cromartie 4. KOAB 5. theone 3. YKRG 6. Jerichoholic82 2. TaigaStar 7. NoCal Mike Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. CABBAGEBOY!!! goddamn it!! 8. JN News 4. pbone 5. EricMM 3. AmDragFan 6. Twisted Intestine 2. bob_barron 7. Milky BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 8. HarleyQuinn 4. Chazz 5. Matt Young 3. Jingus 6. Czech 2. Marvin 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd 5. Porter 3. Y2Jerk 6. Lord of the Curry 2. Enigma 7. CWM DISCLAIMER: With the exception of cabbageboy, none of these votes should be taken personal. If it were up to me, I'd just vote for him 8 times, and be done with it. Rules are rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Hot Wang goldengreek KOAB YKRG taigastar Fagots Cabbageboy pbone Twisted Intestine bob_barron Retarded BUTT Fuckers RoHo Matt Young Czech Dark Knight Shitsuckers EHME Fairy Floyd Y2Jerk CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Fairy Floyd whu? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 4. KOAB 3. YKRG 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 4. pbone 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 6. Czech 2. Marvin The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd 3. Y2Jerk 7. CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone 6. Jerichoholic82 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 4. pbone 6. Twisted Intestine 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 2. Marvin The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 5. Porter 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Goldengreek - get the fuck outta here theone - Who nominated KOAB? What the hell? YKRG - Insufferable in the sports folder TaigaStar - the SWF might actually fold if TaigaStar gets banned. I'm not sure how I feel about that. Cabbageboy - Classically awful. EricMM - Pbone rules. Twisted Intestine - Who's AmDrag fan? Milky - I like both of these guys. Milky isn't having a strong 2009 though. And Bob's been getting poked fun at a bit too much. If he's guilty of anything it's having two favorite hockey teams. RoHo - Win. Just...just win. Chazz - I'd miss having Matt around. 3. Jingus - I can't vote for Czech...even if he doesn't like Aeroplane. 7. DarKnight - Marvin is the board's younger brother at this point. He's annoying as shit and completely awful, but I don't really wanna see him go. Cartman - The less Bostonians the better. And EHME likes hockey. Gary Floyd - Reduce the number of pictures in the music folder by 75% Y2Jerk - Curry's insanely huge gif was super annoying, but other than that he's ok. Enigma - Marney Was Murdered, as a username, should make you immune from things like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone 6. Jerichoholic82 7. NoCal Mike Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 4. pbone 3. AmDragFan 7. Milky BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 5. Matt Young 6. Czech 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Gary Floyd - Reduce the number of pictures in the music folder by 75% Will do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 If he's guilty of anything it's having two favorite hockey teams. I'll be the first to admit that it's fucked up and lame, but I just can't pick at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Czech please! 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Xavier Cromartie: Ortonsault likes to win things, so we shouldn't deny him this. Besides, goldengreek gave us a real cookie with "hot young wang," and I want another. Another cookie, not another hot young wang. theone: Who's that? I like KOAB. YKRG: Jericholic probably has a crappier body of work from registration to present than YKRG does, but Circuit City has already been taken from him; I can't bear to take TSM away from him as well. I suspect this is TheDon, anyway. NoCalMike: tough tough choice, with an outcome I had to arrive at because I've been warned that the "Smarks Wrestling Federation" will lose.its.shit if one of its members is messed with, so I'm going with NoCalMike, whom I never could stand. cabbageboy: JN News is terrible but the net gain of eliminating cabbageboy, or at least threatening him with a strict 100-post allocation, is far higher than ziggying some harmless autistic. EricMM: pbone's my guy. Hey! My friend moved to Oakland. That means I now have four friends, real and Internet, that live in the East Bay! I might go there in June! Anyway yeah Eric is kind of a cunt, isn't he? However, he doesn't post all that much here, so there's no reason to vote him through, especially not in a draw like this. Twisted Intestine: This guy is a joke I'm not in on. bob_barron: gonna make you sweat Oh wait, wrong tournament! HarleyQuinn: We've all been too mean to Roho. I mean, does he suck? Yeah, sure. But in my heart of hearts, I think he's a good kid, and we really came down way too hard on him lately and I think it's really starting to bother him a little. He's not so far gone that he can't come around, given time. TSMers, this is your clarion call: ease up on the Korean. Hey, how do you know a Korean broke in your house? Your dog is missing, but your math homework is done. HAHAHA. Anyway, HarleyQuinn is the more insidious threat. He's a Boston sports fan, which renders him extraneous from the get-go. He talks to himself about Division I-AA college football which is super-annoying, like if I were to give nothing but scintillating updates on the Western Hockey League day after day after day after day. And what's the deal with the Western league, anyway? Just look at some of the names of the cities on that circuit! Red Deer? Medicine Hat? Moose Jaw? Swift Current? All those towns sound like they should be preceded by the words "he was killed at." But anyway my point is vote Harley. Chazz: Matt Young's a TSM institution, if not a particularly great one. Chazz is some meatball from Pennsylvania who likes breaking laws and watching Mama's Family. He can be safely culled from the herd for the greater good. Jingus: I was going to vote for myself, but I think Jingus would want to win this. DarKnight: Marvin quit the board, and votnig him through would be a waste of the One Free Kill that we've given the masses. EHME: Cartman's a knob, but I hope you guys stick it to yourselves by rebanning him after you unbanned him after I first banned him. You cocks. Gary Floyd: Porter quit the board for all intents and purposes, unless someone says "Dan Marino" or "Pete Carroll" three times. I like Gary Floyd, but I'm not wasting votes on no-shows. Y2Jerk: My patience has worn thin with the Internet Minstrel act, but again, it's a larger net gain to eliminate Y2Jerk. Enigma: CWM would fire me for voting for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Gary Floyd - Reduce the number of pictures in the music folder by 75% Will do. I guess, really, it'd just be cool if you actually said anything about those albums after you posted the art. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone 3. YKRG 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 5. EricMM 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 6. Czech 7. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 4. Gary Floyd 6. Lord of the Curry 2. Enigma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
