Amalgamated EHME vs. Battlenuts

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

EHME won't read this thread will he? He's doing the "if I don't read it it's not real" fetal rock back and forth on his bed isn't he?

 

If it helps, I bet when the lights are out you could really help people see there way around. That's useful. See how easy it is to be nice?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Sup

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Discussing how big of a white pasty bitch you are. Care to join?

[Gary Floyd 0]

But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

[TheFranchise 0]

Holy shit, Rick is Mexican?

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Keep working on that eventually someone will laugh. Probably at you, but still, better than what you've accomplished so far.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

What a poor sap!

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Anyone else get the feeling EHME is standing in front of his computer yelling things like "what now sucka" and "gotcha ass mofo" as he types, excitedly jumping back and forth and making a gun with his hands?

[Gary Floyd 0]

Keep working on that eventually someone will laugh. Probably at you, but still, better than what you've accomplished so far.

But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Oh no I didn't mean me, I'm already laughing at you.

[Maztinho 0]

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Has anyone seen I Love You Man? Is it good? I'm stuck between that and Taken.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I might have to beat up the ShamWow guy now

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Which is self loathing for him.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Ooooh current events, he's broken out the newspaper!

 

Next up, "Battlenuts goes down more than the economy!!!!" Sorry if I ruined that one for ya.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

And I'm serious about that movie thing.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

There ya go!

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

.... Men!

 

Muwahahahahah

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

The human head weighs 8 pounds. You can imagine how big the shaft would have to be to hold that up.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Let the countdown begin.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Wait you're trying something? There's a light at the end of that beef tinged tunnel? I thought you were building a case for disability or something, I didn't know there was progression involved.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

He even said so himself

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

5 more? You ran out of material after your first post, and your limiting yourself? True shittiness shouldn't know any bounds.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I know 1st hand.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Well now you gotta give that 4 year old and me credit. Stop ruining the legacy of Evander Holyfields Missing White Baby.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Men in black-Having Sex with other men

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

I can only accept that from people who have a cock, and if there's anything bigger than a clitoris between those ghost white thighs of yours I'll eat my hat.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

All queers like Bette Midler

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Yeah the first Midler joke was such a success it demanded a sequel. If this doesn't scream trilogy I don't know what does.