Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 EHME won't read this thread will he? He's doing the "if I don't read it it's not real" fetal rock back and forth on his bed isn't he? If it helps, I bet when the lights are out you could really help people see there way around. That's useful. See how easy it is to be nice?
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Discussing how big of a white pasty bitch you are. Care to join?
Gary Floyd Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Keep working on that eventually someone will laugh. Probably at you, but still, better than what you've accomplished so far.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Anyone else get the feeling EHME is standing in front of his computer yelling things like "what now sucka" and "gotcha ass mofo" as he types, excitedly jumping back and forth and making a gun with his hands?
Gary Floyd Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Keep working on that eventually someone will laugh. Probably at you, but still, better than what you've accomplished so far. But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Oh no I didn't mean me, I'm already laughing at you.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Has anyone seen I Love You Man? Is it good? I'm stuck between that and Taken.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 I might have to beat up the ShamWow guy now
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 Which is self loathing for him.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Ooooh current events, he's broken out the newspaper! Next up, "Battlenuts goes down more than the economy!!!!" Sorry if I ruined that one for ya.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 And I'm serious about that movie thing.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 The human head weighs 8 pounds. You can imagine how big the shaft would have to be to hold that up.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Wait you're trying something? There's a light at the end of that beef tinged tunnel? I thought you were building a case for disability or something, I didn't know there was progression involved.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 5 more? You ran out of material after your first post, and your limiting yourself? True shittiness shouldn't know any bounds.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Well now you gotta give that 4 year old and me credit. Stop ruining the legacy of Evander Holyfields Missing White Baby.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 I can only accept that from people who have a cock, and if there's anything bigger than a clitoris between those ghost white thighs of yours I'll eat my hat.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Posted April 2, 2009 All queers like Bette Midler
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Yeah the first Midler joke was such a success it demanded a sequel. If this doesn't scream trilogy I don't know what does.
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