The One And Only Smackdown Thread!

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

JTTS = Jobber to the Stars

 

Oh goody a Test match vs. Rikishi...

 

I'm looking forward to the Hogan vs. Jericho match, that and the Proto/Angle match will have made Smackdown! worth it to me.

[Guest TheDames7]

So Lance Storm cuts this viscious anti-America promo one week, and now he has to answer to...MARK HENRY? What the fuck is up with that?

They're building him up slowly. Eventually it will translate into a match between either Hogan or hopefully Angle.

 

Dames

[Guest Kingpk]

Canadianchris: I'd rather see her prancing around in lingere 4 times in one show than Torrie.

 

Tony: Pistols? 15 paces? Around high noonish?

[Guest Nezbyte]

Jobber To The Stars

 

probably been answerd 25 times by time I say it.

Thanks man. Time for Test!

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

Hulk Hogan vs. Team Canada would be a great angle.

 

Smarks everywere would die from shock if Hogan put Storm over clean though.

[Guest Army Eye]

People still read Anglesault's posts? Why?

[Guest Nezbyte]

People still read Anglesault's posts? Why?

Pop your post count?

[Guest Kingpk]

You expect me to concentrate on SmackDown when you put THAT picture in your sig?

I can out JLH pic him....but I like my sig

 

Dames

Unless you have a picture like the one with Stephanie, no you can't.

[Guest Vyce]

Did I make a mistake here? Or in the last segment did they just infer that Angle has never held the gold?

 

I mean, I know the memory in the WWE is short, but I can't believe they would have forgotten two Angle title reigns.

 

This is a fairly decent Smackdown tonight, but as usual, the announcing is REALLY horrible. Cole is the worst, and Tazz isn't much better.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

Canadianchris:  I'd rather see her prancing around in lingere 4 times in one show than Torrie.

 

Tony: Pistols? 15 paces? Around high noonish?

OK Corral good for you?

 

In the words of the Uber Cool Clint Eastwood: Bring it on, little man!

 

Actually you can have her, I'm more of a Kirsten Dunst person myself

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

I think they meant the Undisputed Gold... or I could be giving Tazz/Cole too much credit...

[Guest Kingpk]

They mean he's never held the Undisputed title, but with the last few holders being Taker, HHH and Hogan, that's not such a bad thing.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Rikishi busting out the Mr. Perfect clothesline oversell...not bad. That's about it, though.

[Guest TheDames7]

Kingpk, are you saying you've got a pic with JLH, because then I....will envy YOU.

 

Dames

[Guest The Superstar]

Yep, Test is joining Team Canada, since he got screwed~

 

Oh speak of the devil, there they are

[Guest Angle-plex]

Can't have Test lose clean now, can we?

 

Now when was the last time a heel got screwed like that?

[Guest Nezbyte]

Ugh, why does Rikishi get to beat all of TEAM CANADA~(!) ?

[Guest Kingpk]

Kingpk, are you saying you've got a pic with JLH, because then I....will envy YOU.

 

Dames

Um...I sure do....hang on a minute.

 

::Opens up Photoshop::

[Guest CanadianChris]

Kingpk, are you saying you've got a pic with JLH, because then I....will envy YOU.

 

Dames

The hell with that...we'll have to kill him, Dames.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

Remember from an old IYH, Fatu vs. HHH opened it up.

 

2000 comes and its a main event match

 

2 years later, nobody gives a shit about Rikishi, and Hunter is declared Satan.

 

 

May we live in intresting times indeed

[Guest Cactus Clothesline]

Vince is so rad for having that picture of Stacy's ass on his wall.

[Guest Army Eye]

Hey remember when Henry went down to OVW and everyone was like "he is improving by leaps and bounds".

 

They sure suckered us huh.

Well, he had lost a lot of weight in OVW and was apparently working better, but then the WWF told him to nullify all of that and bulk up again so he could go win a Strongman competition.

 

A dumb thing to do, since the' world's strongest man' gimmick didn't get him over at all the first time they tried it.

[Guest CanadianChris]

That's a rather...um...interestingly placed picture. Not that I'm complaining.

[Guest TheDames7]

Screw you ALL. Jennifer Love Hewitt is MINE.

 

Dames

[Guest Austin3164life]

Push Team Canada, DAMNIT!!

 

Seriously, it's the only chance at forming a fresh credible stable other than the nWOLD......

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

Sometimes I wish I was Vince. Suprised Anna Nicole Smith hasn;t come a knocking though, she's gone through a couple geezers in her day.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Remember from an old IYH, Fatu vs. HHH opened it up.

 

2000 comes and its a main event match

 

2 years later, nobody gives a shit about Rikishi, and Hunter is declared Satan.

 

 

May we live in intresting times indeed

Hunter is great, just not up to former par. Now if Rikishi could kick some more ass.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Screw you ALL. Jennifer Love Hewitt is MINE.

 

Dames

I saw her first!!

[Guest The Superstar]

Well seeing this commercial...Goldust plays a better Crocodile Hunter than THE crocodile hunter.

[Guest Kingpk]

::Snaps fingers::

 

::1,000,000 troops surround Dames' home, work, car, city, state, etc., etc., etc.