The One and Only Raw Thread for 7/1/02

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

This ain't gonna top RVD/Eddie.

The official bps21 nomination for biggest understatement....ever.

[Guest M Nyland]

If this was a casket match, Hardy would be sooooo dead. His only hope would be to steal the urn and melt it into a crackpipe or something...

he'd melt the motorcycle into some lovely new-age art for his bedroom...

[Guest Flyboy]

I wanted to hear a male fan scream, "KICK THAT FAG'S ASS!"... that would be funny.

[Guest Nezbyte]

This ain't gonna top RVD/Eddie.

Nope, not by a long shot.

What the fuck did you expect?

Oh fuck you, i was agreeing with him, i didnt say it would be a DUD.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Is this what we would call "methodical pacing"?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Jobber Hardy is doing well in his 20 second time for a comeback

[Guest Flyboy]

There just went Jeff's acid high.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Is this what we would call "methodical pacing"?

It's nearing "bowling shoe ugly"

[Guest Nevermortal]

Poor Jeff.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

The Undertaker is showing RUTHLESS AGGRESSION! and using moves that he hasn't used since 1996

[Guest M Nyland]

Is this what we would call "methodical pacing"?

no....it's an Undertaker match....there is a subtle difference....that difference is called "The Undertaker"

[Guest CanadianChris]

I think I see Taker's strategy. If he kills Jeff dead, he won't have to go get the belt.

[Guest thebigjig]

This ain't gonna top RVD/Eddie.

Nope, not by a long shot.

What the fuck did you expect?

Oh fuck you, i was agreeing with him, i didnt say it would be a DUD.

I just thought it was funny stating the obvious pretty much because we all knew going into it it wouldn't top any other ladder match. It's like watching a Big Show vs. Kevn Nash match and saying through the middle "well this isn't as good as Benoit vs. Angle"

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I wanna see the Undertaker go aerial and do a Frog Splash.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

The Undertaker is showing RUTHLESS AGGRESSION! and using moves that he hasn't used since 1996

I would mark out for the zombie situp from the swanton bomb, followed by a tombstone, and a arms crossed/eyes rolled back pin.

[Guest M Nyland]

I wanna see the Undertaker go aerial and do a Frog Splash.

450~!

[Guest CanadianChris]

This may be the worst ladder match ever, but it's sure not the worst ladder match ever like Kennel from Hell was the worst Hell in a Cell ever.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

The Undertaker is showing RUTHLESS AGGRESSION! and using moves that he hasn't used since 1996

I would mark out for the zombie situp from the swanton bomb, followed by a tombstone, and a arms crossed/eyes rolled back pin.

would Undertaker then realize that it's a ladder match and he can't win by pinfall?

[Guest Slapnuts00]

He did a no hands dive over the top onto about a dozen guys at Ground Zero 97!

[Guest Nezbyte]

This ain't gonna top RVD/Eddie.

Nope, not by a long shot.

What the fuck did you expect?

Oh fuck you, i was agreeing with him, i didnt say it would be a DUD.

I just thought it was funny stating the obvious pretty much because we all knew going into it it wouldn't top any other ladder match. It's like watching a Big Show vs. Kevn Nash match and saying through the middle "well this isn't as good as Benoit vs. Angle"

if you dont like it, you dont have to get all pissy. And if Benoit v. Angle was the Curtain Jerk match and Nash v. Show was the ME, i garuntee there'd be some statements akin to that one.

[Guest Nevermortal]

The Ladder Springboard Senton!

[Guest Choken One]

Hardy HAS to win it...It's been Squash Park from the word go.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

That's what happens when you try to make a statement that everyone will agree with.

[Guest Dmann2000]

CATAPAULT!!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

YOUR FUCKING INSANE JEFF! Fucking crazy as hell!

 

and I like it.. kill yourself for our pleasure Jeff!

[Guest M Nyland]

would Undertaker then realize that it's a ladder match and he can't win by pinfall?

Taker's thoughts - "This sure is a long count...."

[Guest Nevermortal]

REPLACEMENT LADDER OF DEATH~!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

The Big Ladder!

[Guest thebigjig]

lol I'm not getting pissy, I said that I think it's quite humerous.

[Guest Flyboy]

The big super-dooper ladder!