Alright, so Finlay is awesome and most of us love the guy.

[Downhome 0]

From PWInsider:

 

Francisco Cartagena sent this one. ... NWA Wisconsin midget worker "Shortstack" has been signed to a WWE deal and he's scheduled to be Finlay's leprechaun.

 

I looked into it and was told that this is indeed the plan. Jeez, do they even pay attention to what Finlay does in WWE?

 

 

http://www.nwawisconsin.com/videos.html

 

What the fuck?

 

Discuss.

[MrRant 0]

Someone is going to steal Finlay's lucky charms.

[Guest Human Highlight Reel]

Already in Comments That Don't Warrant a Thread, but yeah, this is the stupidest thing ever. Finlay is portrayed as a legitamite asskicker, not a cartoon character. This will seriously damage Finlay, and hurt his appeal.

[Downhome 0]

I found this by doing a search for the guy:

 

- Aaron sent this: Hey, just wanted to let you guys know that the midget from the Candace, Goldust, and Snitsky bit on WWE Unlimited was actually a local Wisconsin wrestler named Shortstack, the worlds sexiest midget. He wrestles in multiple promotions including NWA Wisconsin, and I believe in DeFalco's Crew City Wrestling.

[Sideburnious 0]

Well, we (well you, I havent watched in months) might get some head-cheese moments. Is that a bad thing?

[Downhome 0]

Chester McCheeserton?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Maybe he'll be a badass leprechaun similar to Marcus in Bad Santa...or for even an even better comparison, the Leprechaun from the Leprechaun movies..

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I don't see how this couldn't be seen as a good thing.

 

"Lucky Charms hits the ring, oh no Tazz, he has the chair! Wait, Benoit sees him...Crippler Crossface!"

[Sideburnious 0]

Brock has to come back just to F5 him against the ringpost.

Then Bam Bam Bigelow has to come back to throw him into the crowd.

[yankovic fan 0]

What the world really needs against the midget is King Kong Bundy himself!

[2GOLD 0]

He should walk around carrying a flashlight saying, "I'M THE LEPRECHAUN!"

That way the WWE can keep with their trend of being hip and current while watching E! and Comedy Central movies for ideas.

[NoCalMike 0]

So this means it is only a matter of time before they call up someone from OVW to feud with Finlay after Mr. Leprecaun turns.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Buddy Lee Parker should sue for gimmick infringement.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Anybody remember WCW/Dungeon Of Doom's Leprechaun ?

 

 

 

Me Neither.

[Sideburnious 0]

Man, shame Crash died. That would have been a wicked stable.

[razazteca 0]

Will his gimmick be shining shoes and boots?

[Wrestlefreak 0]

This is so stupid! Finlay's one of the few good things about WWE these days, and they wanna ruin his good run just for a dumb gimmick!

 

Message to WWE creative: We know he's Irish, get over it!!

[Silence 0]

This is so stupid! Finlay's one of the few good things about WWE these days, and they wanna ruin his good run just for a dumb gimmick!

 

Message to WWE creative: We know he's Irish, get over it!!

 

In the end, WWE ruins everything good if you think about it.

[razazteca 0]

Finely and shorty should win the tag team belts only for one of them to lose position of one of the belts which would result in Finely asking Shortstack "Where's Me Gold!?" before every commercial break.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

They should make him an evil Lucky the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms. He'll talk about how his Lucky Charms are magically delicious but, when he gives them to kids we find out that Finaly laced them with poison and killed the kids. And he brings a pot of gold with him to the ring and uses it to win matches.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I'm surprised no one's made a "Smackdown already has a midget; he's bombing as the champion right now" joke.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I had a wierd dream where they also brought in Loch Ness from WCW about 12 years ago..considering he was in the Dungeon of Doom along with the Leprechaun.

[NoCalMike 0]

Finely and shorty should win the tag team belts only for one of them to lose position of one of the belts which would result in Finely asking Shortstack "Where's Me Gold!?" before every commercial break.

 

Or go full on hollywood Leprecaun and ask, "Where's me Schillings"

[JustJoe2k5 0]

It isn't the first idiotic stunt the WWE had pulled and it won't be the last, so there isn't much sense in complaining about it. The five or six people that actually watch Smackdown may hate it, but I could care less.

[Downhome 0]

I had a wierd dream where they also brought in Loch Ness from WCW about 12 years ago..considering he was in the Dungeon of Doom along with the Leprechaun.

 

It would be especially awesome if they brought him in right now.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I had a wierd dream where they also brought in Loch Ness from WCW about 12 years ago..considering he was in the Dungeon of Doom along with the Leprechaun.

 

It would be especially awesome if they brought him in right now.

 

Why, Is he dead?..

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Downhome killed Loch Ness to spoil Finlay's push!

[razazteca 0]

I had a wierd dream where they also brought in Loch Ness from WCW about 12 years ago..considering he was in the Dungeon of Doom along with the Leprechaun.

 

It would be especially awesome if they brought him in right now.

Hulk Hogan can try to bodyslam him at the next PPV.

[Downhome 0]

Downhome killed Loch Ness to spoil Finlay's push!

 

 

Why, Is he dead?..

 

 

Bingo.

[The Mandarin 0]

The five or six people that actually watch Smackdown may hate it, but I could care less.

 

Holla.