The TNA board doesn't need a mod. It has us...

[Styles 0]

Don't be such a Slapnuts, Slapnuts

I don't even know what that means!

 

I'm not trying to be a tight ass, I just think these threads should be moved to Hardcore or General and continued there. They have nothing to do with TNA and shouldn't be here to distract from other TNA relevant threads. Let's put it this way, if this or the Full House thread were in the WWE folder they wouldn't be there for long.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Don't be such a Slapnuts, Slapnuts

I don't even know what that means!

 

I'm not trying to be a tight ass, I just think these threads should be moved to Hardcore or General and continued there. They have nothing to do with TNA and shouldn't be here to distract from other TNA relevant threads. Let's put it this way, if this or the Full House thread were in the WWE folder they wouldn't be there for long.

Slapnuts, I'm trying to be a dick....but are ANY of the threads here really THAT relevent? I mean without threads like this, then there would be little activity here. I will side with you and basically say that the FULL HOUSE thread is utter shit though.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

That's because you like monkey dick.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

That's because you like monkey dick.

No, I do not like Monkey dick at all. Although I do think Monkey's throwing their feces at people at the zoo is moderately cool though.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

 

My dancing monkey throws it's poo at you for not liking his dick.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Thanks swiggy....now I'm OFFICIALLY insane.....

[RHR 0]

The Full House thread takes the cake...this is nothing but dick and fart jokes...

 

<goes to Full House Thread to make a dick and fart joke>

[TheBigSwigg 0]

The Full House thread takes the cake...this is nothing but dick and fart jokes...

 

<goes to Full House Thread to make a dick and fart joke>

You had to be there when it happened.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

God, I miss this thread. Even though I got PWN3D every thirty seconds.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

God, I miss this thread. Even though I got PWN3D every thirty seconds.

It was easily like every 20......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

owned again......

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

Yea, whatever. I'm tearing up Da Wrestling Board's Flame Wars right now. So HA!

[RHR 0]

The difference between the TNA board and the WWE board is that so few people follow TNA, that we have time to get to know each other through tasteless jokes and crass comments, unlike the WWE board, which has to constantly update on JBL's overness.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

And who are you again?

[RHR 0]

Ok. I've been playing all you guys. I'm just here at SmartMarks trying to get all of you to like me. Then, I'm going to reveal my real identity. Hoping that you appreciate our friendships, you continue to like me. Then, you start posting all over the internet, that I am the best there is, and that I just need the right promotion to give me a chance to shine. To give me the spotlight, the limelight, the main events, and the World Championship. I need you all to support me in this crusade. I need the world title.

 

Ok. I just want a shot at the world title.

 

Ok. Howsabout the Tag title?

 

Shot at the Tag title?

 

A mid-card feud?

 

An opening jobber match?

 

A dark match?

 

A place to sleep?

 

Some food?

 

Got a buck?

 

Can you spare a cigarette?

 

Hey. Ten bucks. I'll suck your cock.

 

Five.

 

Ok, two. Just, not in the eye....

 

Yours truly,

 

Billy Gunn

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Ok, he's closer to LFV than me. That's for sure.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Yeah. He's worse in bed.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Yeah. He's worse in bed.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

WHAT?! He is!

[RHR 0]

Corey...I explained this to you...I was nervous...it happens to everyone, ya know...besides...the ball gag was way too tight...and you knew that...

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

If there is one thing that this thread needed....it was gayness. Thank Forey and RHR for bringing teh ghey!

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

...Forey? What kind of sick, twisted, Jap name is FOREY?! Fuck you, cuntrag!

[RHR 0]

Yeah...what he said...punk.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

...Forey? What kind of sick, twisted, Jap name is FOREY?! Fuck you, cuntrag!

Well, if you'd hop in bed with RHR, DK can't be far behind.

 

Get it. "behind"

 

Oh shut up.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Wow, somebody listens to The Smiths.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

...Forey? What kind of sick, twisted, Jap name is FOREY?! Fuck you, cuntrag!

Corey...that was actually a typo. But since your racism is shining though, I thought I would ask your favorite Japanese superstar to stop by and tell you about the dangers of racism.

 

 

"If you keep up all of your bashing of the people in my culture, you give me no other choice than to main event in TNA".

 

Nice going Laz.....nice going.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I was hoping to see Tracey Smothers. I don't know if I'm disappointed or excited.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

NOOOOOOOOSAWA! RUN!!! RUN FROM THE GOTHIC MALLFUCK FAGBUCKET TAJIRI-WANNABE!!! AAAAIIEEEEEE!!!!

 

<bad dub>RUN! NOSAWA IS ATTEMPTING TO WRESTLE!</bad dub>

 

Me? Racist? That's like saying every Asian doesn't know karate.

 

...WHAT?!