TSM Poster Tournament 2008 Semifinals

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Czech, I'm not accusing you of anything. If anything, you're the cleanest of the bunch involved in this thing. What I am saying is that most people here are just voting for the sake of getting to a particular matchup or outcome, in this case, Milky being the eventual winner. I mean I don't want to sound like an Milky hater or anything like that, but under normal circumstances and normal votegetting process, I don't believe Milky would have as good a chance to win the thing as he does under this pretense.

[King Kamala 0]

CZECH DOESN'T WANT TO SEE A BLACK MAN WIN!

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

But just forget I said anything. It'd be silly of me to take anything on TSM seriously anyways.

[snuffbox 0]

This has been a very controversial tournament.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I'm glad that we are all able to post as anonymous internet beings, because if this tournament was conducted in person, I'm 80% sure someone would have been stabbed by now.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

This contest is kinda like watching a movie that isn't very good...and you already know the ending...and the ending kinda sucks...

 

But you just can't turn the stupid fucking movie off because everyone else is watching it too...

 

...

 

This contest is exactly like Episode III

[Nighthawk 0]

That seriously hurts.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I can't believe there's already a Milky backlash. He hasn't even won yet.

[Nighthawk 0]

It's very disheartening. I seriously don't dislike anyone, even that fat bitch TaigaStar, but if you're going to hate me, do so for a legitimate reason.

All of this talk I hear about my having a need to forcibly be some kind of sick weirdo... I don't do that at all. The only one who has any legitimate reason to hate me is maybe Leena, and even she pretty much gave up and just basically rolls her eyes at me now.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

I'm not anti-anyone.

 

I just wanted to make a Star Wars joke.

 

...

 

I've been incredibly bored lately.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

I'm not sure I follow the logic here. We like Milky, and we want Milky to win. So we're voting for Milky. That's sort of exactly what this contest is. You can't rig a popularity contest. That's like saying the voters are collectively rigging the contest all at once.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I'm not sure I follow the logic here. We like Milky, and we want Milky to win. So we're voting for Milky. That's sort of exactly what this contest is. You can't rig a popularity contest. That's like saying the voters are collectively rigging the contest all at once.

 

 

It's a conspiracy and everyone* is in on it.

 

 

*Except Walkin' Dude

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

If that was directed to me, I said it already, I don't dislike you. I think you're full of shit, but that's par for course for internet messageboarding, but how the fuck do you win this thing when you have people like Al who actually does good things for the forums? I wouldn't even have a problem with it if people didn't outright announce that you'd win before the first round even started, and few rounds later, coincidentally you're in prime position to win. It's just too convenient. No offense.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I'm not sure I follow the logic here. We like Milky, and we want Milky to win. So we're voting for Milky. That's sort of exactly what this contest is. You can't rig a popularity contest. That's like saying the voters are collectively rigging the contest all at once.

 

 

It's a conspiracy and everyone* is in on it.

 

 

*Except Walkin' Dude

 

Damned right.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

How far are we from the "100 Reasons the Poster Tournament Sucks Dick" thread? I can see it coming.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Such is the nature of the internet. Years ago, when the board changed over to Dames, I won a board vote to become a moderator based on nothing more than a series of HHH jokes.

[Nighthawk 0]

I don't do good things for the forums? People are happy to see me around and I make them laugh... what more do you want? I'm the most selfless individual who has ever lived. Next to me, Jesus looks like Hitler... and this is the thanks I get?

 

I am what the internet was invented for.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

You may be bigger than Jesus...

 

But, you sir are NOT bigger than porn.

[geniusMoment 0]

Al- Brings knowledge to the baseball thread, which is my favorite thread on the board.

 

Czech- If you think of one poster when it comes to TSM you think of Leena, but if you think of two, the second is Czech. He is but the board, and the board is but him, for good or bad. In some form Czech will be here for the rest of his natural life, forever and ever. Enjoy your stay. Enjoy a lifetime of TSM, a lifetime of threads on wrestling, threads on people mocking the people who post threads on wrestling, threads on people wondering if girls like them, threads asking stupid questions about sex, girls, porn or simple everyday things (like shaving or buying pants), stupid pictures, people who make grammar mistakes, people who mock bad grammar while using the word grammer in their posts, threads full of gimmicks or 1980's sitcom stars, alopecia, threads made while drunk or high, threads on sports and how horrible it is that Joe Morgan and ESPN don't embrace stats, current event threads that always seem to end up in the same place (right where they started) with the right against the left, and threads on food, the wonders of fast food, all of our favorite restaurants.

[Nighthawk 0]

I wouldn't even have a problem with it if people didn't outright announce that you'd win before the first round even started, and few rounds later, coincidentally you're in prime position to win. It's just too convenient. No offense.

 

Also, this is an incredibly stupid thing to say. People announced I was going to win because they knew I was popular. That's like if someone said "Oh, Reagan is going to beat Dukakis." and then you call it a convenient coincidence when he does.

That's simple logic and deduction.

I feel better now, because your backlash is based on ignorance.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Difference is Reagan/Dukakis was two choices. This was 64 (ok 10 REALISTIC choices). Try again.

[Nighthawk 0]

If you like Al, vote for Al. If you like the other 63 posters, vote for them. People voting for me because they like me isn't a god damned conspiracy, you fucking idiot.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Like I said, just forget I brought it up. Enjoy your precious eventual win.

[Nighthawk 0]

I will! I will enjoy it, you stupid idiot. I'll enjoy it so much I'll jerk off to it.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Cool.

[Nighthawk 0]

Oh god it is so fucking cool, isn't it? I want to thank you for making me appreciate this tournament so much. It makes me feel so good.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

GeniusMoment just penned my own suicide note up there. Simply stunning.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

You're welcome, I'll suppose. That's what I'm here for. To guide people towards appreciation of life and internet.

[Nighthawk 0]

Don't forget getting my cock hard.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Always important. What is life without an erect penis?