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Smackdown And Fire Pro!

A Great Combo...if I say so myself   Booker T (w/Sharmell) vs. Christian   WWE dont even know how to book losses...but this was a good ** 1/2 match...   Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich(Mantis) (WWE Tag Team Champions) vs. Jared Steel and Anthony Colletti   I need a title change stat...   Sylvan vs. Hardcore Holly (w/Stacy Keibler and Christy Hemme)   DUD...   One fall with a 20-minute time limit: Ken Kennedy vs. Rey Misterio Jr.   Kennnedy is UNFRECKING Stopable...** stars...   Simon Dean (on the Simon Scooter) vs. Bobby Lashley (w/a long list of amateur credentials)   Poor Mans Monty Brown gets a ** 1/2 stars   Chris Benoit© vs. Orlando Jordan...   Move on ALREADY!   MNM (w/Melina) vs. Batista (World Heavyweight Champion) and Eddy Guerrero   ** stars...   Ok Ok Ok... Smackdown wins barely...   Moving on...       Some TNA News:         Indy news       Puro News:               More coming on Tuseday...

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"Message from the Friends of JBL"

You cant Lariat for **** dawg!   AH YES! Two good matches is better than...yeah...diva search...   ON WCW Smackdown Last Night:   Rey Mysterio vs. Super Crazy (w/The Mexicools)   DQ. Roided Eddie interrfeared in the near *** 3/4 match. Super Crazy has not lost a step. Looks like the Crusers are the ones to watch in WCW Smackdown.   Animal and Heidenreich vs. Team Jobber:   DUD. Why is Heidenreich in this? Intresting Doomsday Device.   Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit:   3 and 3/4 stars. Wonderful, Wonderful match with great Germans, Brainbusters and the good stuff they are known for. Sadly, Eddie chickened out of the **** match.   Booker T (w/Sharmell) vs. Simon Dean   Please dont mention Salad Jokes anymore...   "Full Matchups for WCW Great American Bash 2005"   The bWo vs. The Mexicools Melina Vs Torrie (keep your kids eyes closed) bra and panties match Benoit Vs Jordan (US Title) Road Warrior Animal and Hidernrich Vs MNM Eddie Vs Ray Number One Contenders Match for World Title: Hassan Vs Undertaker World Title Match: JBL Vs Bastista   Smackdown wins this week!   Now to some news:       Then WWE Stated this on the website:     Then Metzer stated:     And all the while, TNA looked like stars:     Wow. Two Diffrent companies. Two diffrent idioglies...and one wins by staying true, the other loses by playing emotions.   In Indy News (small)     From Lance Storm's site:     This will make you go...holy ****.     Damn...thats...a damn big Japanese Soap Oprua right there...       This leads into fire pro news!   Pro-wrestler Kiku-taro (Mitsunobu Kikuzawa) is advertising the new "Fire Pro Returns" PS2 video game coming out in September (9/15) by Spike. It will sell for 7,140 yen ($70 USD).   Heres some new info: http://www.spike.co.jp/fr/subwin2_pub.html   327 Wrestlers (this does not count locked) 1,647 Moves 559 (Headsets)   Cost is 70 bucks US   They have no more updates listed. We will see whats up next week...   The Great American Bash is Sunday- reviews on that monday...read the match review for Kobashi vs Sasaki. I will see you soon      

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Animations 100th Birthday.

Not as a grain of salt, but today (or really several days ago) was the 100th annversry of animation in the United States.   Didnt know there was a birthday party? Well, there is. But sadly its small and there was not many faces that were reconizable.   Its just that- fate- a industry that put its heart and soul out there only to get manhandled by the rest of the buisness.   If there is anything needing such great honor and praise, its this genre.   However, there is one thing good about this and two bad things about it.   The first bad thing about it is that it's has become a utterly sad issue, when you celbrations over things that we have no control over, or shouldnt be in the minds of people that truly do care- about themselfs first of all or other people. Glaad celerbrations are not going to save a gay man getting knocked the shit out of him, all because some idiot thinks its Holy to take care of this miscraint. No equality parade is not going to change two parents minds on how a child should be raised.   The second bad thing, and its partly connected to the first- is that were becoming jacks of all trades and masters of none. In 20 years, thanks to the issues at Nick and Turner Kids, we will have a animation birthday, however- it would be a popluar one, filled what what ever pseudo-consertive/repressed neo-flowerchild/neo-yaoi shota trap that Hollywood calls the next great era. And you would have your future stars, in desiner bodies, in all kinds of writhing and screaming and creaming in to every single hole they can think of, it doesnt matter if its pie, or a 8 year old child. And this is to be promoted by the 800 (now 1500) pound gorillas as the greatest time in animation- no rather entertaiment history.   But the good thing is about this small party, is that it had no stars, it just had the animators and the storyboarders and those in the last great union that ever made sense in the nation. It was them, however lost they all seemed in the world, as we are all are, and uncertian of the future the business would hold as all animation fans are. Living in that moment- just rememering what took place before.   We have seen what is gone wrong with the buiness. Even Adult Swim is not immune to a future that is happeing and nobody liking the results.   But times change, the truth comes out- and we see what our parents have left us.   Its time to pick up the pieces of the great things, and destory the old system of doing things.   Thats the only way we will see this genre have 200 more years.

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CHAMP, CHAMP, CHAMP!

Seems so long ago that he came from kissing Diabase's Feet, fighting with such greats as Stan Hanson, Kawada, Misawa during the great days of AJPW, Hyabusa...to some the greatest matches, maybe in all of sport (IMO) in Jerry Lynn- To beat the Rock, Austin, all in there prime.   Its about time he won it.   It was 1997, maybe after they did the first invasion storyline when ECW invaded RAW. I was 14 years old. I didnt see much of WWF at the time. And all I did was change the channel one night on a Saturday. There he was. A guy that defied all the conventions of what one can do in the squared circle. I didnt know who he was. I didnt care. I didnt know he had a title, but from that very day i followed him. And from him I saw others. I saw ECW- somebody that was giving us mature, not nessarlly immature storylines. Wresling from guys that could never be reached for many many years. (because come on, honestly most of your american style moves comes from two japanese women who tag teamed in the 1980's) Women who didnt play about who they where... And just all out fun.   And he was the center of that universe.   And when it was gone, the brand and the stars, the business not only here, but all over started to suffer.   Now, that 5 year nightmare is over. He now has the title that he should have had back in 2002. This time, It might be more important because not ONLY he is the focas of a new brand, but he is the guy that if cards are played right will start the major recovery of the buisness. Hes in that league with Hogan and Austin. Cena, where as being hated, ONLY came out of his shell of the five moves of doom because of him.   And I knew that he was the future from 1997.   Thats why were in much better shape this morning, then we were ever yesterday. It will be a process. But a process is needed if we are never gonna get out of the Hollywood wannibes.   RVD, ECW World HeavyWight Champion.   Music not only to my ears, but the business ears.

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Smackdown Review! Smackdown Review!

Half on the net and half on UPN   Internet Matches:   One fall for the WWE Tag Team Championship: MNM (w/Melina) vs. The Legion of Doom 2K5©   ** and 1/2 stars.   Ken Kennedy (w/kickass ring introductions) vs. Paul London   * star. Hey, i got a better idea for London. Can we send him to OVW and let him become better there, and stay there. OVW as a wresling promotion right now is better than WWE. Ken Kennedy works better in WWE than in OVW, where as somebody like London can thrive now in a Heyman based promotion.   Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Paul Burchill (w/William Regal)   Good match out of Burchill. ** stars   UPN MATCHES:   Eddy Guerrero vs. Rey Misterio Jr.   This was an amazing match. The problem does this match excuse the losses aquired by Misterio? No. Orton should face off Bastisa for the title. Never the less, *** and 3/4 stars.   One fall for the WWE United States Championship: Chris Benoit© vs. Orlando Jordan©   WOW...somebody tell me why Jordan has not fallen off a bridge (i mean that in a figrtive sense) No ranking...   Bullrope Match for the WWE Championship: John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Batista©   Fun match *** stars.   Smackdown won this week...   But the WWE are the biggest losers:       Sources are Wrestling Observer Newsletter, PWInsider.com ...   DAMN...   They Might lose there home too:       OMG...   Over at TNA:     Some INDY News:     Now to the Puro News:         Results from the 9/11 Japanese shows:           And now, Fire Pro news... There are two new moves, details on the contest, a new blog entry for Mask De Spike, new info about the contest, and yes- a longer version of their introduction. And- yes, the game is about to be shipped to lucky fans of Fire Pro that preordered the game. Details on the way if they get it in.   And thats it for this week...   Until next time...    

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A Year In Review/Predictions for 2006

This year has been full of sadness and disapointments, Hashimoto in Japan and Gurrereo in the states stands out. The way New Japan handled it and the way that WWE has handled it shows where each company is headed.   There were a few bright spots however.   NOAH was a major bright spot.   OVW improved and became better than its "Higher" counterpart in many ways.   ROH had a ok year, but a very well capible champion in American Dragon.   New Japan is restruring   TNA in all intents and perpouses had a much better year PPV wise and Wresling wise than WWE...   All must hail Joe.   The Indies in Japan and the States are getting larger on a montly basis.   Im not shocked at CMLL's success this year. They have been a very logical company for several years. At least there HONEST about what they do (when it comes to the Divas of course)   The only bright spot for WWE was the ECW PPV. The buyrates get higher every damn month (which leads me to believe that the WWE really hid the actual number)   Oh and did I Forget...FIRE PRO RETURNS!!!!!   2006?   If cable stays stable- I sucpect that Spike TV's "investment" will pay off. (oh and Joe's staying... and I make the bold predition that American Dragon heads to TNA)   Unless Paul Heyman, or Jim Cornnete is the main booker for WWE, the recovery for that company will be REALLY slow.   New Japan will sign Brock, and he will have a 9 month title reign. His match with Nakamura will be a good test, and he will Face Fuita after wards. They will give it to Nakamura however and it up to him to rise to the challange.   NOAH is going to be the number one company in Japan for a LONG time to come however- and it would be in both TNA and WWE intrests to train some of there workers there (Monty Brown, AJ Hoigt- the majority of the midcard in the WWE) The MMA game boom is dying, so it would be in there best intrest for the Japanese companies to take that opertunity.   It might be intresting to see, but i sucpect this is a womens year in Wresling. I would not be suprised if the third main event in the major cards for this year are Joshi titles. Sendai is gonna be HOT. Shimmer is going to be a ROH like promotion. Expect to see more females in the game soon.   As for OVW...its gonna be treated as the bastard child of the WWE development groups as the Altanta devlopment promotion is put in better standing.   As for WWE trying to be hollywood? It would succeed and yet fail and hurt them in many ways. Expect that there will be more womens matches as the men try to be thespens.   And finally Aki gets back in the Wresling Video Game world.   all in 2006

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You Censor Ladies Butt Cracks...

But Not A Ladies "What was that?"   WCW Smackdown is FULL Of Suprises...   Christian and Orlando Jordan vs. Booker T (w/Sharmell) and Chris Benoit   ** stars. Orlando should not have the title.   Animal and Heidenreich (Dumb GAB booking decision #2) vs. Chris Hammrick & Chuck Sealy   I rember Hammrick from XPW and CZW... But squash and dud.   Melina (w/Jillian) vs. Torrie Wilson (w/Candace Michelle)   **RANT**UPN are full of gay people. No, I agrreed with them about Arab issue with Hassan, but seriously, Viacom outside of Spike TV and Nick are GAY, GAY, GAY. Please come out of the closet Mr Moonves, the asian girl trick aint working. You mean to tell me you can censor stumak turing shit like that thing on the Transexual Jillans face, but here comes the Censors on Melina's CR..ACK-OH! (Big Joe refrence) but then have a ad promoting summerslam with the diva's SANS Melina. A-FUCKING MAZING. No person in there right minds would PUT Veronica Mars OVER on CBS, over Enterprise. But you know what, Viacom SUCKS- And Spike TV along with Nick has so far excaped there suckyness. So keep blurring out nice, femine asses for all us breeders, ok faggots? ***RANT OVER***   William Regal vs. Scotty 2 Hotty NO Match. Mexicools are too cool to have one (but they did pretty damn well against Mistero)   JBL (w/Orlando Jordan) vs. The Undertaker (#1 Contender’s match)     I have to give this a * star. I am sorry, here comes my second rant of the day   **RANT** you would THINK that a champion would have to PIN SOMEBODY! NOBODY has PINNED JBL outside of The Blue Meanie in the last year and a half. That is BULLSHIT on the highest order. You mean the Blue Meanie is better than Booker T, John Cena (he made him quit in the best match of there careers tho), Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Bastisa etc? At least a Heel Top Lion would PIN for a win without interferrance. He still is falling on the wedge of the arm for his Lariats, which with his hips damaged, makes it even MUCH more weaker than before. EVEN TORRIE WILSON can get the Lariat CORRECTLY! And that utter bullshit because she doesnt even have a great moveset. I dont understand why the WWE still puts over JBL as some Stan Hanson- where Stan was motherfucking powerhouse. When he fased off Misawa back in 1993, Stan could NOT take the Tiger Drivers, but Misawa knew he was SO DANGEROUS. Stan could KNOCK the EYE SOCKET of one of the TOUGHEST Compedters in the game Vader. JBL will NEVER be in the League of that type of warrior so stop booking him as such. **RANT OVER**   Well Raw won this week. It had better storylines. As soon as TNA gets on Spike TV, I will reviewing that as well... Smackdowns long time review Peter Koaska is leaving for RAW starting august.   Here is some Brand News...         Is it me? Or even tho the Brand is like shit, the website sings like a golden harp? Its amazing...and a bit troublesome...   The troublesome part is this:     UGH... can we put some of the internet guys on the writing team...please?   Indy News:     If you think The WWE Is Bad...New Japan is WORSE...     The next day:     Whoa...     Holy Cow. Its bad...Bad Bad Bad...   Here is some fire pro news: But its in Japanese...   http://www.spike.co.jp/fr/column_no1.html   I will see you next week...

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Special Edition Match Review: 7/18/2005 NOAH

Kenta Kobashi Vs Kensuke Sasaki   Kenta Kobashi (Ranked By DVDR - 7) (2003) Kensuke Sasaki (Ranked By DVDR -126)   This match was long awaited. It didnt dissapoint. One thing that makes NOAH a great company now, consitanicy and idologley when it comes the wrestling style, at times, yes its over the top but it works and keeps things simple.   Sasaki is one of those men, that never gets any respect. Like Shina Hashimoto before him, he could have a great match with anybody (just ask Bob Sapp) and won the IWGP title.   Kobashi is a power house. Even though he loses more than he wins, when he wins he wins big. This guy is just as good as a big man as many WWE stars.   They both have very dangerous lariats (MUCH BETTER AND CLEANER than JBL's, which he falls down fully, making his larat much much weaker- and thats why he cheats to win, because hes clumsly-his legs give out too easy- watch his legs when he goes for a neckbreaker, he takes five steps when you only need three)   So the match starts (after good entrances and nice elivators)...Kobashi walks in and gets punished with a back drop. Now you notice he got stunned. That had to hurt youre pride. Croud is stunned. STUNNED. With all the problems New Japan is having, there thinking that New Japan has no good fighters. There best chance to get a better title was just STOPPED 15 min before! Kenta knows he is going for the long hawl.   Two Kicks to the head...   Then a toe kick, which lead into a chop (notice, no punches were thrown at ALL during the match) Then your NWA type chops, as Kenta returns the favor with a backdrop of his own. Now realise this, New Japan doesnt know where the hell its going. You know Sasaki is not going to take this liying down...as he uses the first Lariat of the night! They both leave the ring, and after some smack talking, they return back.   The test of strenth...lead into a grasped northern lights suplex, which is picture perfect. American Style Grapple, into a knee by Kobashi, that lead into a chop, then the irish whip, another knee, then as Kobashi holds him, he chops his neck and then as he is on the ground chops his neck again...then goes to the ropes and does a high chop to the neck. First Pin...NO. 2 count only.   First Summission Hold of the match, a back headlock. Kobashi uses this as a set up for high chop at the edge of the ring. A second high chop, then he gets Sasaki out of the ring for a DDT. Kobashi does not stay long as he jumps out of the ring and crashes into Sasaki. Brings him back into the ring, then gets him in a head lock. However, this gives Sasaki the upperhand as he pushes him back, and gives Kobashi a chop and a small lariat three times each...at the turnbuckle, which leads into a top rope frankinstiner. Then Sasaki goes to the top rope and goes for a lariat from there... Second Pin...NO.   Sasaki takes Kobashi out of the ring-Sasaki goes up top from the black side of the turn buckle, has some trouble getting there but-does so and gets the top rope take down outside the ring. Sasaki gets back in the ring along with Kobashi for the Third Pin of the Match...no dice.   Sasaki asks Kobashi to get up...then does chop, irish whip to the turnbuckle and then bulldogs Kobashi, does the Fourth Pin but is only a one count...Sasaki does a toe kick, but Kobashi has the NO sell POWAH! The second toe kick...then CHOP FEST 2005 BEGINS!   Kobashi chops twice, but Sasaki no sells. Then he does the spitshine chop and Sasaki stands. Then it goes back and forward for about two minites with both men standing. I seen a lot of WWE matches, BUT i never seen chops that can split water particles. By the time they reach one of the turnbuckles-Kobashi goes for his 5 time chop! But Sasaki reverses it! He returns the favor with chops of his own! But, it was not over; Kobashi reverses, does a much longer version of the 5 time chop...but Sasaki counters. They back away from the turnbucles and chop again in the middle of the ring...Sasaki tried to lariat, but Kobashi stops him with a chop...the chop battle continues, short face off, and the chops go flying again! Kobashi tries the spit shine, but its not enough! Two more chops are extanged, but Kobashi wins it out with a reverse arm Lariat.   (Total Time of Chop Fest 2005? 4 Min 18 Seconds)   Both men are now down at the middle of the ring. Croud is now up in there feet. Kobashi runs, but falls victim to a PowerSlam. Sasaki is going up top, but Kobashi counters for a second rope brainbuster. Sasaki missed the Lariat, as Kobashi goes for the HELL (Half) NELSON SUPLEX... Picks him up, and does it again! Now you know that New Japan is buckling in its knees. Sasaki is there only hope now and he is near losing...   It seems hope is lost for Sasaki, as at the ropes, Kobashi goes for a brain buster, but Sasaki blocks it...Sasaki is blocked by Kobashi, then Kobashi goes for the 5 time chop, its hits and Sasaki goes down...Kobashi chops him twice, but Sasaki grabs him an does a high angle powerslam on to the floor...the Noah Fans are stunned.     New Japan still might not yet get embarrised...Sasaki's wife looks on with very stoic eyes. But it almost became a count out match, as Kobashi (legit) could not get back in the ring, until the 19 second mark...Croud sighs a bit of relief. Sasaki grabs him for the underhook suplex...and gets it with the Fifth Pin...forget it, Kobashi suffered worse- thats not going to do it...then as Kobashi gets up, Sasaki pulls out the LARIAT! The Sixth PIN...NO FUCKING WAY PEOPLE!   Sasaki is in utter disbelifve...but he tries for the finsher, but some how...Kobashi seemed to use his calf as a wedge, pushes down on Sasaki's arm, and then does a semi air rana... but as he gets up, Kobashi does a LARIAT! (Upper Fore Arm and then falls down JBL, not the wedge) Sasaki gets up and does a upper knee, into a unrange. Then he does a submission hold to Kobashi's arm...but Kobashi gets to the Ropes. Head strike by Sasaki...goes for his Lariat, but Kobashi, blocks, counters with the rolling chops...then Sasaki tries to finish him, but Kobashi does a brainbuster, but because of his size, Sasaki does not take the brunt of the brainbuster, then because of Kobashi's waight, he does not take much of the brunt of Sasaki's brainbuster, and then double collsion Lariat! Both men pass out...   Sasaki guts up, and runs for a Lariat to the back of the head...Then goes for the Lariat...BUT Kobashi Blocks it, then goes for the SLEEPERHOLD SUPLEX! (picture perfect too) I dont think Sasaki cant take any more of this. Kobashi sets up for the Standing Lariat (a move that Brock Lesnar took and somewhat made it into a STO because he moves his leg in front and does the standing closeline downward.) Seventh PIN and NOTHING! 2.99999999999999999! Body Slam by Kobashi! He finally goes up top and does a VERY well done (for his age) moonsault from the top rope! PIN... YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! Sasaki is running on fumes. And not from the Kyoto Treaty. Sasaki goes for a short Lariat but NOTHING doing as Kobashi pulls out five reverse chops, runs to the ropes and then pulls out the final lariat, which wins the MATCH!   Kenta Kobashi beat Kensuke Sasaki (23:38) with a lariat.   Woah. I give this 4 stars. I love this match. This is Puroresu at is most fun. The latter match, which if I get a chance to see it, was better than this- but this was great for what it was. 1 and 2 in the big event at Tokyo Dome. Shinya would be proud.     I implore all ROH fans, GET YOUR Manhattan event tickets NOW! Kenta Kobashi is NO joke. You saw Liger and loved him, now get to see the man who could have Match of the Year!   Smackdown Review On Thursday Night and, Fire Pro news as well.   Until Then...

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Matt Hardy Returns! FOR REAL!

And Outshines Cena, HBK and Hogan on RAW   WHOA.   I never believed it.   I never would have believed it.   Here is the RAW Recap via The Observer:     Intresting. Very Intresting.   Hardy goes to ROH, where Danials is trying to defend ROH after the total coniption withe the ROH title with CM Punk still in not willing to defend. There is still a chance Hardy goes to TNA with there PPV, and then we have a situation where Danials will have to calm Hardy down and show him his true nemsis... Then we have Tito Oritz would love nothing better than to kill Edge (i.e. Edge's Wife is Ortiz's sister) after this indsent.   So you have ROH, TNA, UFC all having a intrest in this storyline- making sure Edge gets whats coming to him. And WWE has to defend (i.e. No sell) this? WOW. Heyman knows how to stir up a hornets nest. Period.   But this was one hell of a work. And made RAW better than it was...   Saturday at 8, we will have the results of Smackdown. But friday I will have more news dealing with the ROH situation with the Title, One week away from the Big AJPW/NOAH match between Misawa and Kawada.   But I have some major sad news to report. REALLY Sad news.     Thats...messed up...utterly messed up.

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Has Pokemon Jumped the Shark? Truly?

A post from a member of GameFaqs's anime boards (Endagme/emgadnE) thinks so...     Note- Grovle won the match. The Mods deleted the post that stated this... Until somebody out there gets that deleted post...this is the best I can do...   Hes is the next great anime reviewer, trust me on this.

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Musings from the Top Rope.

Well, time to talk about things that I need to get off my chest A new part of the blog, that i do any chance I get:     Freedom to...Show This?   Ok, some 10 year old girl in the middle of the country (If you call Pittsburgh Middle) is protesting in her school...Not because of a war or illegal immrgation.   Because the school stated, she has shorts that are too small.   ...Hillarity Insues.   Can the parents of the girl tell her, wrong issue to start a fight? Save it when it REALLY means something...   When the teachers are too busy fucking there best friends.   Ok, when did CBS turn from scraping old men, into whoreville?   Take it from me, When Uncle Walt says something- he means it. He said that Sheffer was a better choice than Dan Rather- it showed in the ratings. I mean when your 1.0 points away from Brian Willams, who is still doing well after Brockaws retirement, that saying something.   Then the bitches came to town.   Katie Couric is the same as Jenny Anniston- even the dispite the fact the former has some cred. What scares me the most is that she is taking the place of not only Bob, but the legendary bad ass, Mike Wallace. My father always had away to get around situations- he threthened them with saying that he had the number to Wallace's office. They turn shit face and run.   Katie isnt gonna do much more than be the vanilla ice to Moonves's carmel coating. That was a bone headed move from McManus.   Its even more stupid to let her go from NBC side of things, because Vierra isnt that good after catting it up with Star Jones for the last 7 so years.   So now Katie is gonna lead CBS news.   That makes no sense, after that they have many women- who so desevre it more than her.   And besides, it breaks tradition- The future doesnt look bright, and it was all looking better than good from my view.   (Come on, cant you give RUSS a shot!?)   Ninty is only hurting themselfs.   HOW many times do I have to tell people the DS is a GIMMICK- im tired. It might have good games, but when the third parties can only get the same numbers on the PSP, even despite the fact the PSP has less support from these same parties, then it seems that the japanese third parties are still falling for the old Ninty JuJu magic.   And the fact they cant make them faster than people can buy them- its only a matter of time, before the bubble bursts.   If they were smarter, they would have priced the system higher. 3/4 near the cost of the PSP in Japan. It doesnt matter if there 14 million ahead. They said the same thing about the saturn when it was 7, the same with dreamcast when they had a 5 million. They crashed. Burned.   They cant hold on to the handlelds until a TRUE GB successor comes. Then we will talk.   They dont make them like they used to   24 and Lost are in broild in a war. The fans are in it badly- whos the better mindfuck, 24, and how many times Jack Bauer can excape death, or how many connetions can you make with the Losties.   But the diffrence between these two shows?   Part of the 1990's young gang (Sarah Jessica Parker, with fellow struggling actors Billy Zane and Robert Downey Jr.) Keifer stands tall, mistakes and flaws. You want to be this man, and thats saying alot, because all Lost does its try to make you like there charitors, but even at there best, they kinda fall short.   24 heart is Keifer, and this season shows that hes is that good of an actor- even though astechicly, Hugh Larie is snarker, and Wenthworth Miller (Michal Scofeld) does better with a good cast like has. (The best actors on Lost are the Korean actors- and one was the back up on season 3 of 24)   And come on, who doesnt love a dude that loves a good gitar (and Hendrix...)   (besides, people hate on AnaL too damn much, if any of you have seen IPGX, shes the same girl, and everybody on gamefaqs's boards wanted to jump her bones- so you go from her anime version and jumping her bones, to hating her in Lost because she was a bitch...you still will jump her, jump damn you- if she spreds, JUMP...DONT make me go Bauer on you!)   I dont hate dub...much   GM, take note- when you bring back the Bonnie as the G8, please- let these guys mod the car? I mean, come on, they told Dodge how to get the two door charger!   They and Rockstar made one of the best racers out there, much better than EA's Three Games based on the Tuner style. The magazine isnt that bad eather, but its not Fusion magazine. But DUB remembers the classic cars, brought respect back to Dodge- and does it with out showing too much ass and tits...It works for me.   Now if they were just do more...like tell us how to fix GM?   Now anime dealing with American Properties?   Here comes Witchblade...Highlander...and A version of the Wizard of Oz?   Ok, the first just aired recently...some say its good but wheres the Mike Turner-Ism? Sorry guys, not there...no ass cracks eather.   Highlander is going to air later, but my guess its that its going to be a good ass Euro-Anime. The other animated series based on Highlander wasnt that good- but hey, if it does gangbusters- maybe we could see a revival- it wasnt a bad series, just never had a long story arc.   There is the new show as well, The Good Witch of the West...not much is known, but this seems to tell the story LONG before Dorthy and the Gang came to OZ. Maybe the Wizard fell in love and broke her heart... It explains everything.   (theres like 40 some anime that aired this week, many with 13 some with 26 and others continued...last year it was 26 and I liked it that way... despite the Harlem daze there living in, granted i dont like much anime, but if theres any good ones Eyeshield 21, Shana and Blood + are LOCKS for great series.)   Man...   Graduation is coming soon, and things are gonna be hetic. I hope they can bring my grandmother here to see this, but i have my doubts. How can a school make the dates between the final project and graduation day so close is beyond me but damnit i have seen worse.   As for the rest of life? Sabata (Dave) is crazy as ever... James is being too locked in his ways of getting people, my sisters are fine, my parents want me to get married...but it doesnt really matter right now and well- im trying to figure out what makes me tick...   Finally   You payed 400 for PS1 You Payed 350 for PS2 You will pay 375 for PS3. (We all hope.)

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After A Week Of Crazyness...

Things calm down for RAW   Results from RAW:   Big Show Vs Edge   Shawn Michaels vs Carlito   Victoria, Torrie and Candice Vs Mickie, Ashley and Trish   Kane, Carlito, Gene Snitsky, Edge, Trevor Murdoch, Viscera, Val Venis, Rob Conway, Chavo Guerrero, Chris Masters, Rosey, Tyson Tomko, Tajiri, Shelton Benjamin, Eugene, Lance Cade and the Heart Throbs...   Now to Puro News:   It seems Brock Lesnar has a huge Target on his back....       From Strong Style Spirit...   More news and detals later...

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Wow...Long Time Isnt?

But...even I amazed.   Im not here to say 22 was a flop. It wasnt.   It just showed how close again they where from changing the matches on the fly and booking last min isnt going to change things for the Brand.   Of course, they had great matches. Edge and Foley, RVD heading to "HIS" Wrestlemania (ONS 2) with the MITB Contract (Right Now, they can build HHH or Cena to face RVD at ONS 2 and the same result will happen croud wise) Trish has held the Womans Title for a long time, and in a near 10 min match, Mickey James became Magumi Toyota circa 1988 with a Hint of Sherry circa 1990.   Im a little Sad that they had to treat Styles like a kid, but they needed JR as Styles will really become the air apparant - he called Edge/Foley better than I expected.   The interesting matches have to go to The US Title, the McMahn/Michals match. The US match was too short- and something tells me its just starting- Michales tried to out do Edge- and Vince is just crazy.   "Montezuma" Mysterio is your new world Champ.   Um...Ok...why?   Angle was cheered, Ortan was even cheered.   They didnt do this with The IWPG title...   Of course- the match might be three stars, but Cena winning over HHH comes as bit of a shock to me.   The fiddles were being played. The Fans in Chi-town fell for it.   Question now, how will they Bill RVD as the man who can beat both Cena or HHH?   The more intresting question...how is "Montezuma" Mysterio gonna be a good champ? Hes too small...and Angle made both men tap out twice, then you have Henry, Lashey, even Benoit- and lets not forget Bastista...unless we have some Haybusa type mircale spots, the WHC is a bit...screwed.   The brightest news out of all of the matches, was that James is truly what I saw her in OVW. She was Toyota 15 years younger. Now if they didnt give her a boob job she would have been perfect- but you know Vince. Now that shes the champ...Can she take the division (which has had its ups and downs) to new hights?       Wrestlemania 22, April 2, 2006 at Chicago's United Center   Kane & Big Show vs. Carlito & Chris Masters (**)   [The steam rollers continue to steam roll.]   Money in the Bank- The Winner Gets a Title Shot within the next 12 months (really, 9 months) [Rod Van Dam wins, the plan now its to beat eather HHH or Cena at ONS 2 on June 12.] (***)   Chris Benoit vs. JBL (** 1/2) [WAY Too short even given the fact the show ended 15 min early]   Edge vs. Mick Foley (***)   [This was a better match than I expected]   Booker & Sharmell vs. Boogeyman   [uGH....] (DUD)   Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James   [Theres a new queen in town...and shes Insane, perfectly.] (**** Dispite the bad finsh, this is based on storyline and actual match- the actual match is ...yeah **** stars)   Undertaker vs. Mark Henry (**1/2)   [uneventful, but Undertaker is leaps and bounds better than he was years ago- he is the best on smackdown, my consern is when is he due for his WM moment?]   Vince vs. Shawn (***)   [i sense, that there will be new stables coming up soon...this was a better than expected match anyway, and pretty much contrasts the Hardcore Styles between ECW's (Edge/Foley) and the Brands]   Angle Vs Ortan Vs Mysterio- (** 1/2)   [TOO SHORT!]   Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle (DUD)   [TOO LONG!]   Cena vs. HHH (*** 3/4)   [Erere- this is the weirdest match i have ever seen. Ok ok, it makes Cena look unbeatable- and will make RVD's victory all that sweeter despite who is the holder.]    

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This not really a Raw Review...

More like condemation.   Ok, I am not going to state matches here. There is really no reason to. All it has been that Smackdown, even though its the B (read Bush-Leauge) show- doesnt have the owners of the company basicly rampaging all over the Program. At least there are a few workers there, that might start to become stars. It makes no sense when McMahan is trying to get Lucha stars for the RAW based program...   Or maybe it does? Because it seems to me its indictive of the demographic changes that are happening all over the United States(part of it is based on Illegal Immagration, but then again- I am not in the buisness of talking Political issues.)   WWE has there PPV's numbers recounted, and a 4th Quarter Dividened. So now they make two BONEHEADED moves. The first was to take Jim Ross off of RAW. The second was to humilate him on live TV.   I dont even want to talk about the writing on the show. Other than Alexis Larree (who in her OVW days looked like Magumi Toyota, only 15 years younger- and back in 1989-1990 Toyota had appered in anime and her own MANGA) getting the X-Men Ladies look (if you ever read the comics you would understand what I am talking about), John Cena for all of his problems, is writing his own stuff again, and HHH keeping his rants to 10 mins, the rest of the show was off and got off kilter.   Now "The Power Is Back" it seems (wait- doesnt a Power Company own that now?) and they are going to find somebody Younger to replace Jim Ross. That seems intresting (didnt many in the boards wanted JR to go because he was a shell of his former self?) However, many on the IWC- want JR to stay. He might be the best since Solie (and after JR is Styles)- but is it time for new blood? Or Training at least to find new blood?   They had the perfect time to do so back in late 2000, they had time do it in when Chris Benoit won the title (which should have ended the 'tude Era in WWE- but now its nearly 2 years late) So why the delay?   Is it because the WWE screwed the pooch when they realized that Coachman and Cole was lambased by the fans (which the company also fired...how Ironic)   Then came the major changes to the WWE site (started way back with the ECW One Night Stand)   Then the WWE tried to get Mike Goldberg from the UFC- because Goldberg is not stupid, he stayed with UFC (remember- When Jim Ross was taken from the Crocket Era NWA-WCW, he was put in as a color man first and Vince was the Play By Play man)   Now Coachman- (who is not - a pretty man- by any strech, according to my "GF") is saying the IWC has no balls.   Now people are wondering (via this half shoot/half worked storyline) what is going on?   Its simple. The writing is trying to recapure the 'tude era of 1996-200(and when will it end?) and Failing majorly.   Its getting bad when catfights get started over copying of charators.   Its getting bad when the bush league show gets even more bush league (The sandman anyone?)   Its getting worse when midgets get to use illegal moves- and make the show even more bush league.   The intresting thing is about this week, it tells everything we need to hear about RAW, Smackdown and WWE- hell the whole pro game as well.   With all the money they have- and all dividends they will make and can make- there in crisis. TNA (where as Batista is doing the circa 2002 NJPW style half shoot/half work while talking about how AJ Styles sucks in the ring? I love ya Batista- your honest- but PLEASE. AJ has been in a few more **** star programs than you have yet. Your best chance AT one is the IWPG Heavywight Champ. He could have another **** match in Bound By Glory...) despite all there issues, is NOTHING compared to what happend with the WWE, and all the DRAMA, which need more in the ring and compent writers to tell that story- but we have nither. I am not a huge fan of TNA- but if Jarret was a smart man, he needs to remember the Jim Crockett days of NWA-WCW, where Corrnette based his bread and butter on when he was in OVW- and produce that type of product and make it fresh and exiting. If it worked with flair and steamboat- it can work for the Heavy division for TNA- where as the X division needs the NJPW/CMLL/AAA/ROH influance more. I see aspets of that in NOAH's Heavywaight matches. They need to create a system that ROH uses for Title Matches for ALL of there belts (it works somewhat in UFC-but they need to use this more often) Then the writing needs to be competant. Thats all. I can live with ** 1/2 matches once every four matches (which they can do- they have the talent to do so to do ***'s and up)   In a way, This week has been an clearing of the air of things I have kept to myself about The Brand for a while. They have been exposed badly, and if anybody was smart in this business, they will know what NOT to do by learning what the WWE has done this week.         Lets look at what the WWE did this week before, during and after Raw:                   More later...  

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Need Animation Rechargement?

Cartoon Brew and Cartoon Retro are your answers. Forget Toonzone or Animation Insider... These two sites will make you love animation more that even my site can... I love these two sites. Retro takes you back to the early days of animation and design. Brew takes a look at todays animation stars.   Cartoon Brew Cartoon Retro

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Meltser "I Still Believe in Vince!"

Hogan Does Leg Drop, Flair Gives 3* Performance on RAW   Color Me ... Shocked, Blinded, and Kentucky Frieded...   Flair gives a 3 star match at age 60? Some say better than the Vengence Match between Angle/Michels.   A Jim Cornette like aspect for Bastisa as they go Old school (somewhat), as he and HHH cant compete this week. (DUH- but this is The Brand!)   The six man was fun. Hogan, HBK, and Cena (strange...) vs Jericho, Christan- and Tomko... Cena was all smiles. (why wouldnt he be, Its Hogan my god)   But... the Diva Search hurt this show badly. UGH. But not as much...   Then RVD gets drafted to RAW? Whats going on here...   This week and the next couple of weeks, The WWE is testing out the "Supershow" Format. There is a Smackdown after Raw- so yes, there will be major spoliers on all of the major boards, but no results until Friday for Raw, Smackdown and The PPV.    

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*sniffs* ... whats that bad odor?

Oh...its just RAW   Shelton Benjamin vs. Chris Masters   * 1/2 Star...     Rob Conway vs. Viscera   Vis-arga? OMG DUD.   Hurricane, Rosey and Stacy Kiebler vs. The Heart Throbs and Victoria   Another Dud...   Chris Jericho vs. Chad Patton (Eric Bischoff as referee)   DUD...   Matt Hardy vs. Snitsky   No Match...   UGH...   Lets get to some Puro News:   Remember last week? I told you there was a link to a match or at least pictures about the match between Emi Tohjo Vs Drake Morimatsu...   Well, it seems that the Womans Divisions all across Japan...are not going to stand for it.     The battle continued:       Its seems before they go to TNA- they will head to All Japan:     The Josh Barnett Issue is getting very hot and heated:     Woah... what going on here...   So more updates as it comes...      

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Smackdown Crazyness, Puro Nuttyness...and Indy...

Calmness?   Results from Smackdown:   Chris Benoit vs. Orlando Jordan   ** stars. Nothing speical...   Regal, Burchill, & MNM vs. Animal, Heidenreich, Psicosis & Super Crazy   *** These are rare matches. It was a good ending...only thing that hurt the match? Mexicools are Heels and placed in the face side...   Christian vs. JBL vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Booker T w/Sharmell   ** 3/4 stars. Nothing too specal. I hope for a good match for the title...   Nunzio w/Vito vs. Bobby Lashley   WWE's Beta Male wins in the SQUASH.   Randy Orton w/Cowboy Bob Orton vs. Eddie Guerrero   No Match. It started out well, but the interverance...   Now TNA Impact:   Monty Brown vs. Mikey Batts & Jerrelle Clark   (it seems by the next PPV Brown gets the strap)   Matt Bently w/ Traci vs. David Young w/ Simon Diamond   Rhino vs. Sabu   Christopher Daniels vs. Shark Boy   Christopher Daniels vs. Sonjay Dutt   Christopher Daniels vs. AJ Styles (No Contest)   The WWE Catfight continues:     This is nuts.   Lets move to the other intersting WWE news: A MIDGET DIVISION!     UGH...   TNA news:     UGH why start a war where there not even that big yet?   Better news tho:          

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WWE Ratings goes up...TNA Gets Primetime show...

And a whole lot more in the return of Wrestling Week!   Oh im back...Thats right...Dance Like Kusko...Pixar and Disney merged into NOTHINGNESS...hell on earth coming... Ok OK G-DAMN...   So Im back- and a lot has happend.   WWE is ... well yeah...   TNA has grown up, taken strides...and needs a 90 min show.   Puro needs to make a move...before MMA starts running for keeps...   So lets start with...the results:   RAW     (The only storyline I liked in this is the womans storyline. Dont ask me why, I know IT SCREAMS Lesbo HLA, but I only hope that it doesnt lead into that- and Trish will drop the title to Mickie in what could be the best match in WM 22, booked and fought)   SMACKDOWN (Soon to become of the new CBS-DubyaWARNAKA!!!!)   MNM vs. Mexicools This match was ok...   Chris Benoit vs. Finlay (DQ) I loved the match...hated the ending...   Mark Henry & Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio & Kurt Angle   THREE MATCHES? THREE MATCHES? WTF? And not to mention... (yeah...you know who.)   Puro news:           Hmm...Orton was not there...   More news on the way...  

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Pink Making...Sense? (A responce to Sabata)

(Sabata is one of my friends, so he reads this- i just wanted to give him a word of advice- but also i wanted to say somethings)   Lets put it simple easy words.   They dont care and they will never care.   I been there once, and i could care less what they say.   Youre too much of a free spirit to be chained by what a stupid girl says.   Hey, about Pink- Im happy for her. Really i am. Shes married to the guy she loves, and she's asking questions.   Thats all anybody needs to do, not go all over the world and save one child and work with the UN and all that petty bull crap. Its egotism at is best.   Ask them this question- who in the black community is singing this song other than the men?   HELLO?   Anybody?   I thought so.   Keep ripping them apart Sabata. I dont agree with you life style- but at least you know where you are.

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Hmm... from CN, to KWBN or TKN?

Strange Days.   CN is airing Saved By The Bell   On Adult Swim.   Now the whole place, and kit and caboole of the modern day animation fandom is up in arms.   No shit sherlock. There turing CN into Tv Tokyo!   Well, par for the course. But this is something MUCH more bigger.   Oh dont get me wrong, i never really liked SBTB.   But it seems now that Adult Swim, is getting too big for its britches. So, some envious bastards over at CN states it time to take the BITCHES with some of the better anime down.   And how, pray tell, we do that?   The symbol of what started the decline of Saturday Morning!   And yes, my friends, that symbol has aired. And it can only mean things will get worse.   So, is it time for a name change for CN?   Fall is not that far off.   And so goes the dream of Ted Turner.   Now, who will pick up the peices? There not gonna catch Nick. Never. And AS is starting to show signs of weakness.   They have open the flood gates, and might have shut the door of what made them great.

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Can I have what Vince is Smoking?

RAW...Has Gone MAD   Eh... Can somebody get me the lisence plate of the show that just hit us?   You mean to tell me, that CARLITO- the weaker of the two Colon Brothers (why didnt they get his older brother? Tell me why? He would have worked a match and might have been better suited for this role?) WINS TWO MAIN EVENT TITLES IN LESS THAN A YEAR? WITH THREE MOVES? That does not happen... That means most Garbage Brawers have a shot... (just putting it out there) at those two titles.   How can The Brand, PISS off one of the most consistant title reigns in IC history. Benjamin is one of the best WWE based Wrestlers in a LONG Time. He is as good as Booker T was in his prime. I hope Shelten gets a shot at the the title (The Unified Title Series 2- yes...in 22 days, we will know if ECW returns) and SOON. One thing John Cena did, was to wipe the title clean of JBL's misfortions (he is no Stan Hanson, too weak with his power bombs, and his closeline from hell loses a lot of power when he falls, so what does he do? Cheats, wins by DQ... UGH.)- nice looking title if you forget the spinner.   Is it me, or does it seem HHH realises he needed more lessons from Killer Kolwizky(sp) We seen better days from the so called "King of Kings" Cornettes boys (Cena, Orton, Batista) are getting better- but still rough around the edges. HHH needs to take a Big bump from the Cell, or the PPV is in trouble. The tag match last night was NUTS, booked very badly, but nice AJPW style.   The wedding was a tease from the ECW PPV- sadly Gerwitz needs to go and start looking for a new job in some days...   Maybe Smackdown will do better this week, everything worked well last week...   Until Then...

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RAW and NOAH!

Cena takes down seven guys...Kobashi and Sakuke a classic?   Here is the RAW Recap (Phil Schneider-DVDR)     Intresting.   Now for The NOAH Results (A Bit Late, I know)     Intresting, however the last match may have been a little better then the second to last match. Misawa needs to lose some pounds however, because according to reports Kawada ran away with this match and was much skinner too. Hey, now if you dont get ass in Husle (you will see what I mean in a moment) you will not get to kick ass against your greatest rival.   All in all, Noah did a wonderfull show, however, they braged that Misawa, Kobashi, and Rikio did 66,000 seats (where the real number is 45,000 to 50,000) No need to brag, NOAH is where its at today. I do expect a Big All Japan show soon, with the NOAH stars...   (Credit To Puroesu Power for the Results)   More coming this week:   But this could be a bit offenive (not as offencive as what the WWE did but...)   http://www.sponichi.co.jp/battle/news/2005...050716051_l.jpg   They dont call him Dangeous K for nothing.   See you guys soon...oh and for the quote last week, credit goes to KingPK

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The Cartoon Wars=Ambiguously Dumb.

Let get one thing clear.   The Simsons, Family Guy and South Park all have good things about there shows, and bad things about there shows.   The problem is that the bad at many times outwiegh the good.   Now, dont get me wrong- John K and Amid Amidi (who worked at Adult Cartoon Party at Spike TV) dismiss Family Guy on purely astetic reasons. Thats fine. But Sean MacFlane has proven he doesnt need asthetics.   This cartoon war however stems from the fact that Family Guy is stating the Simpsons are stealing Stories from there episodes and basicly have made there Charaters more like theirs. Then, it got worse when they showed Peter on an episode on the Simpsons. They retaliated by having Homer get knocked down by Stewie.   Then, here comes South Park- which after a disspointing issue with Issac Hayes, sets there sights on FG.   The war is stupid for so many reasons- im not saying dont compeate for ad dollars, and marketing and all that- but this little artist spat is just that- a "artists" spat. Not something to split the John K Gen away.   Oh sure, i called the John K Genration- because he said hes the one that changed the Business because he was a hardass to Nick, and Fox Kids (and before that CBS).   Yeah, i could understand that- he brought back the animation buisness from out of the gutters.   But my friend, all you did in your relvence of the old men of animation, was make every tom dick and harry to try to meet up to your standard. And as you see they are reaching your standard-   Of crass.   Sure, i love your blog, and the history of how the old men did it, and young guns in CN and Nick cant do it. Its true about that. Its one of the reasons why Spongebob continues to do gangbusters in the ratings.   But come on, you started this. You started everybody following your foot steps, it doesnt matter if the shows E/I or TV14- the whole egeist of what family guy and south park does comes from you.   Its not that I want you to change...Im in no posision to do so.   I just need you to just watch what you say about the weakness of the business when it comes to the new artists in CN and Nick...   You the one that started it, and this is the reward of all your work.   CN marketing Naruto over JLA Nick making two new japanese inspired series Adult Swim bring more Kiddie anime and your hear wondering why the buiness is at this state. You said you saved it man...   Saved it from this?

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