68.
Well, Agassi had a memorable win over Baghdatis. I dreaded this, and it happened. First off, the match was EXCELLENT. A good match (quality wasn't really great...), and they both fought their hearts out. But, again, the obnoxious crowd ruined it. Does Andre really enjoy having these rowdy, bandwagon fans cheering him like this. It's awful. Everything is so over the top, that I don't see how he can enjoy this. This is why star athletes should never announce retirements.
Meanwhile, this ruins the Open... as CBS is the worst with the bullshit hype. Agassi/Roddick 4r match on Labor Day? Oh, fuck no. I can't watch this weekend without wanting to stab people for the 1324124 stupid, ridiculous comments and happenings that will ensue.
The sad thing is that I've loved Andre since 1999. The way he's turned around his career is nothing but inspiring. But, sadly, the best memories are going to be of hoodlums mindlessly cheering for him. Much like Jimmy Connors from 1991. That is NOT what tennis should be like.
In other sports news, college football kicked off today. I only watched the UTEP/SDS game. This game further shows why there should be no meaningful games in the first couple weeks of the season. Mistakes, mistakes, mistakes. Games before my birthday (13 September) prove absolutely nothing as to who the better teams are. And be assured that FSU/Miami will be another flaming pile of suck like it was last year. What is the point of those two teams playing now. They get more than enough national exposure during the season. Why stupidly risk your entire season like this. Oy.
In TSM news, nothing interesting. This place is still struggling. NHB's flavor of the week is insulting wildpegasus now. I'm lost as to why people find this jocular. It's still better than the "teddy bear" week, and the "Boardum, let's PARTI DUDEZ" week. The only part of the WP situation that I'd find interesting is why the mods are so adamant on doing nothing about him. They don't explain it.
Note to people wondering where I am on MSN/AIM, not messaging back, etc... I haven't been on much. I go through these stretches. As everyone should know by now, I'm very antisocial and hate talking to people. Plus, with tennis on, I'm watching TV and shit. It's nothing personal against you. So, don't get all offended. Thanks.
I finally have tennis tomorrow night. Wish me luck. I'm expecting to win this little tourney. Then, I have a fairly big USTA one in 2 weeks. I'm losing there, but I want to be competitive. I like to show off.
That's all for now. I'm kinda sleepy. Only got about 3 hours of sleep last night due to stressing over nothing.
xoxoxo
Leelee.
67.
Since today was a washout at the US Open, I'm very bored. I really wanted to watch Sexxy James Blake tonight. But, this just means tomorrow is that much better with all the matches to make up. Still have stupid Serena on the main court tomorrow, though. Ugh. I hate casual fans.
In other news... not much. The sports world is pretty dead. Baseball doesn't have any real hot pennant races. I only care to see the Twins get in the playoffs, somehow. Football has the usual preseason bullshit that I don't give a damn about, outside of fantasy purposes. World Basketball Championship, yawn. It's so sad that it's an accomplishment if the US wins those things now.
So little interests me, anymore. This is what I dreaded when I finally became a full-time worker, and entered the "real world". I work. Eat. Fuck around for a couple hours. Sleep. Repeat. And never care about anything because of having a lame routine.
I need tennis on. Please.
xoxo
Leelee.
46.
No more yammering on the list.
I don't want to hurt anyone else's feelings.
Well, I'm lying, I deeply enjoy doing that. But, I have connections with celebrities, now. I don't have time for you plebeians.
GOOD
1. -MikeSC
2. Slayer
3. Hawk 34
4. Dr. Tom
5. Czech Republic
6. CanadianMuggy
7. Carnival
7. Anglesault
8. Black Lushus
9. Damaramu
10. EricMM
11. Cancer Barney
12. Milky
BAD
1. iggymcfly
2. banky
3. Porter
4. EvanderHolyfieldblahblah
5. kkk
6. Vitamin X
7. Hoof
8. The Thread Killer
9. A smorgasbord of sports posters
10. NYU
If anyone wants further comments on these selections, please ask nicely. Or, if you have any questions or comments feel free to ask. If I like you.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
64.
Samoa Joe.
Match Quality: The large majority of his matches I've seen are obviously in TNA. Against the right workers, Joe can look very good. And he turned my opinion on his selling abilities by dragging Steroid Steiner to a respectable match. But, at times in the many Styles/Daniels matches, it's noticeable that he can't keep up. That's why I don't agree with the BEST WRESTLER EVER stuff. I've seen the Kobashi match, and while it's good, I've never been high on the OMG STIFF~ stuff. But, if given time, and not stupid squashes, he can work very good matches. 22/25
Sexxiness: His face is really ugly. And he's fat. But, he's not the ugliest wrestler, so he gets some points.5/35
Character/Charisma/Crap: He's fat, hideous, talks like a nerd... and is put over as the biggest monster there is. Horrible. As in it's just completely not believable. And it's even worse when he's always against small X-Division guys, or a sloth like Steiner, as it's purposely done to make Joe look like he has the advantage. If he's up against someone like Monte Brown, the only acceptable thing is Joe running scared for 5 seconds until getting blown up.
This is why TNA and ROH and whatever will only be catered to loser smarks. Who want to see a very imperfect looking man, just like them, be the ultimate killing machine. I'm not saying Joe should be a low-card comedy act... but, there must be some middle ground here. That's why I hate watching Joe. 0/40
27% for Samoa Joe. Almost all of which is not his fault, though. So, he doesn't fail. He'd be one of my favorites if he was used in a more proper way.
63.
Randall now faces his JUDGMENT~
Match Quality: This can't be too high, because for most non-important filler, his matches are slow and boring as fuck because of his neverending chinlocks. However, for most PPV matches outside the HHH disasters in 2004-05, he brings the quality. His selling is top-notch, and Randy can tell a great story in the ring. His concussion angle a few years ago was extremely believable, and even fooled the biggest smarks. 18/25
Sexxiness: Randall could be a legit model in any form. His body is perfect. His face is perfection. Sexy, yet rugged and tough looking. The full package. 35/35
Charisma, whatever Unfortunately, Randall can be rather on/off with his promos. Sometimes he'll stumble over his words, and sometimes he'll sound great. Randall plays a great heel, and despite what the jealous dorks here say, he gets good heel heat when the angle isn't ridiculous. As far as facial reactions, Randall is up near the top. You just want to smack him in the face when he does his smirks and shit. If only he could be given that one angle that really makes his heel character shine. The Evolution stuff was a great start, but it's all gone downhill from there. But, eventually WWE will get it right with Randall... they won't stop until they try 10000 times. 35/40
Randall Orton: 88%
Very good. Randy is definitely one of the best stars in wrestling.
Samoa Joe will be next.
62.
Someone gave me the idea to stupidly rate wrestlers with my little wrestling knowledge, and so I shall.
Here is my criteria:
Match Quality: 25%
Sexxiness: 35%
Charisma/Interviews/Intangibles: 40%
And we shall start with John Cena. Just because everyone here hates him.
Match Quality:
Even though I'm a silly mark, I know Cena is a god-awful wrestler. The majority of his matches are him getting his ass kicked, with poor selling. Comes back with his shitty set of moves... five whatever punch, FU, STFU and stuff. It's lame, and everyone knows it. The only positive I have with Cena is he has been in some decent brawls... Judgment Day '05 with JBL is generally regarded as a fine brawl, and one of his PPV's with Taker, the one with the steel chain a few years ago, a pretty good match. But, Cena generally blows now... so, he gets 6/25
Sexxiness:
Cena is a pretty boy, no doubt. And he has just about the perfect body for a wrestler. Muscular, but not too big. Only negatives would be that he's got a naturally goofy face. And usually looking wiggerish is always a deterrent. Therefore, 28/35
Charisma/Stuff:
This section includes the main reason I watch wrestling... to see crappy actors try to put on entertaining segments. And obviously, this is where Cena shines. He's the most fluent speaker in WWE since Rocky. He never sounds like he's spouting lines, and there's usually emotion in his speech. Although, that's changed in the past year or so, with his neutered, lame character. He's ok with his facial reactions, but he overdoes them at times.
And as far as his segments being entertaining... that's dropped a ton recently. Not his fault... but, seeing him basically admit that he's an inferior wrestler to HHH a few times. Bad, bad, bad. He was OK back in the heel rapper days... but, Cena needs major transformation to be a decent face. So, overall in this section, I give John: 25/40
John Cena
Overall: 59%
He fails. Go away.
I don't know who to do next.
60.
I just forgot about it.
Due to many things.
I had a vacation last week. Work is being a bitch with internet junk, plus I've been a lot busier in general there. Many people here have been ruder to me for no reason, causing me not want to post as much.
I hopefully will be more bored in the future, as I'll be working nights starting in July. But, we'll see how that goes.
That's all. I'm grumpy.
xoxo
Alynka.
59.
I need filler, so here we go!
My strategy this week was to take a ton of risks, since I'm still bitter about my awful performance last week.
Beth Phoenix (Her "diva" debut this week. Good chance she gets a win. Or, at least some tag match filler).
Bobby Lashley (He's the US Champ... so, he has to be on SD. Odds are he'll have a match since he'll never have an interview segment, and has nobody he hates enough to just interfere against yet).
Brian Kendrick
Paul London
Kid Kash
Jamie Noble
(Tag champs, and soon-to-be #1 contenders. I assume at least one of these teams is winning on SD. So, I played safe and took both teams.)
Chloe (Had $500,000 left. Plus, Torrie might get an appearance since they're near Boise.)
Gregory Helms (Velocity fodder last week... I'm taking a risk and guessing that won't happen again. The CW division can't be totally ignored.)
Kenny (11 points guaranteed. At least 4 points+ per million already. Easy pick.)
Mark Henry (Supposedly getting title shot soon vs. Rey. I'm hoping for a squash win here over someone, and not just a random interference killing.)
Triple H (I hate taking $5 million guys... but, Trips already gets 11, and probably will have a few appearances before that. I didn't know who else to take besides him, either).
Umaga (Please get an official match this week.)
58.
I have a 5-day weekend, which rocks. Our place is having some security something, so we're off Tuesday. I don't know if that's a good thing. But, with my scheduled Wednesday off, I have 5 days to do nothing.
I recently put in for another part-time job, but that already went by the wayside as their hours couldn't work with my current full-time job. Oh well.
There will be no more avatars of myself here, because of all the whiny bitches. Therefore, only porn stars now. Mostly of my look-alike porn star, the lovely Teagan Presley. Pre-boob job, of course.
Myspace has been boring lately. Alex Shelley deleted me after I told him I hope his leg breaks, and it ends up looking like Kevin Nash's chicken legs. What an asshole he is. I can't wait until he's fired. How hard is it to be nice to your fans that took the time to stalk you cuz you're cute.
That's all.
K. Bye.
57.
He begs me to reply to him forever...
Then, I post in his blog, and nothing.
Oy.
And, yes, I'm fully aware that my recent entries really suck here. I've stopped trying. Sorry.
53.
Alex Shelley is now my 2nd least favorite wrestler!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Alex Shelley<A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=189083'>FAHQALL</a>
Date: May 19, 2006 11:37 PM
Why in the world do you like wrestling? At all?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Princess Leelee<A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=63870547'>Good Girl.</a>
Date: May 20, 2006 7:18 PM
Why do you ask that?
Do I offend you with my enjoyment of your work?
I've loved wrestling since I was little. I love the choreographed athleticism that some workers show, which includes you. And when it mixes with well-thought out psychology, wrestling is truly an art.
That and really funny and really crappy writing and booking. Not that your current gimmick is crappy.
And I tried out to be a wrestler for a day, but it hurts. Tennis doesn't.
Write me back, because I'm honestly curious, sunshine.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Alex Shelley<A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=189083'>FAHQALL</a>
Date: May 21, 2006 6:38 PM
I honestly think you're fake. So I'll put that out there right now. Your profile is a little too inviting, and this stuff about Russia and adopted parents and a tough life and yadda yadda, now all I do is watch porn, like, c'mon.
That aside, whatever you are behind this computer, you're a fan, so that's cool, and I appreciate the support. Tennis harder to me than wrestling anyways. Maybe not on the body, but eff, you see fat wrestlers a lot and never fat tennis players.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Princess Leelee<A HREF='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=63870547'>Good Girl.</a>
Date: May 22, 2006 11:59 AM
Oh, Al, you are such a FABRICATOR. Inviting? Tough life? Porn lover? The first two couldn't be further from the truth.
I have no reason to fake myself... I'm not interested in being one of your rats. You're no Randall Orton, unfortunately, sunshine. Besides, you can message some of my wonderful friends that can validate my existence.
You've hurt my feelings, and I hope you apologize.
By squashing the fat wrestler.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
-------------------------
To be continued.
Squash Shelley.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
42.
Not much response for the last one. Lame. I wanted fights in here. Oh well. #9.
And my good list is fucked up, because I totally forgot someone. So, I'll make up for it now with #10 and #9 on that side.
GOOD
#10: Damaramu.
I'm sure to draw some jeers for this one.
Positives: Genuinely good guy. Draws the ire of the assholes in the sports forum. Posts high quality comedy, although not always intentional. Certainly makes the board more fun to read. HOSS.
Negatives: Can be a really big, dumb lummox. Stubborn as anything, and beats hits points until the dead horse is buried in the ground.
#9: Black Lushus
Positives: Has a fun attitude. Just a great guy to chill with. Brings the comedic value with many of his stories, especially being enormously pussy-whipped by his Wifey. Brings a perspective in the wrestling forums that I agree with, and many others should be more open to. Huge nerd. Probably looks like a buff Urkel.
Negatives: Fucks Carnival. Gets a bit too defensive at times. annoying...typing style. Says he wants to talk to me, but never does. (I DO RESPOND TO YOUR OFFLINE MESSAGES.)
BAD
#9: CanadianGuitarist (and generally, your average poster in the sports forum).
The sports forum here sucks balls.
Granted, many sports fans are rude assholes. That comes with liking competition. But, here, it's even worse.
CanadianGuitarist, the max, CanadianChris, Kingof609 or whatever, etc... you can go on and on with many posters in the sports folder. Besides the especially bad ones I'll mention later...
A bunch of rude, curt jerks who insult people, think they know everything there is about sports, and horrible people to talk with on any basis. And you can't even have sports conversations with these types. They post everything as "facts", and tear you down by disagreeing with them.
#8's soon.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
50.
Fuck, I'm not watching it tonight.
Download tomorrow.
Go, Great Khali.
Also, as my friends here know... I stalk wrestlers on myspace. And I have caught Colt Cabana perving over me. We shall see how this pans out.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
45.
You know, I never noticed what great workrate that Matt Bentley (Michael Shane) and David Young have. They might be the best wrestlers in TNA... or, anywhere in the world. Well, they're maybe still behind Joe... but, he's only viewed my myspace 3 times, and still hasn't said anything. Joe still has his chance to improve, though.
So, I suggest everyone watch TNA... and strongly suggest to the people over there that they push those 2 fine, young wrestlers.
Thanks.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
44.
#7's.
GOOD
#7: Carnival. REMOVED!
BAD
#7: Hoff
Positives: He's usually an intellligent poster. He plays the jerk role pretty well.
Negatives: He goes through spurts of being a very whiny bitch. He should never try being funny. He relies on being established too much. He hates me.
#6 coming eventually.
41.
I finally did my lists.
It was tougher than I thought.
The best was much tougher. I tried to avoid some personal biases. There's so many good posters here... it was tough to choose.
And both lists will exclude gimmick posters. So, no wildpegasus.
But, first some yammering about my boring life:
I own tickets for Game 2 of the Suns/Clippers series. I am so excited to see the Clips in the Elite 8 of the NBA Playoffs. It will be a surreal feeling. Plus, I've never been to an NBA regular season game, let alone a playoff game before... so, fun will be had.
I think I've finally met someone I'm compatible with. While shopping at Gamestop, there was a 6 foot tall female worker. Who obviously was a video game geek. And she played sports. I was seriously in awe. We talked for a good 10 minutes in the store. I hope to meet her some more, and be bestest friends. While I have many fellow female acquaintances... I can't say I'm good friends with many. I'm a very unique person. So, I'm excited.
I play in another tournament next weekend. I will win at least one match. And it's very much needed. I'm on a long cold streak.
I hate my nose, and Jennifer Garner jaw.
Ok, list time.
BAD
#10: NY Untouchable
Positives: Improved somewhat lately... was in the Top 5 for much of the past few years. Decent wrestling poster.
Negatives: In the past, he basically just posted: 1) Lame attempts at starting fights with people, 2) Horrible jokes, 3) Lame e-fed shit.
Oh, and T#10: The Satanic Angel
Negative: Any of her many descriptive posts mentioning her sexual trevails, makes me seriously gag. Not that I'm a beauty queen by any means... but she's disgusting, fat, and most people here probably assume she's a man from her avatar. I hope she's a gimmick poster.
GOOD
#10: EricMM
Positives: Very smart guy. Sweet, kind person, also. Money in the CE threads, going against the mighty MikeSC. Cute and successful in life.
Negatives: Can struggle at bringing the funny. Very liberal .
#9's in the next entry.
xoxoxo
Alyanna.
