Triple Black

So did the wife go overboard in buying shit for your crumb-snatcher? (I'm guessing "no" because she's somewhat rational.) The better half is already talking about "baby's first Christmas."

She did buy a few small things, just to have something in his stocking. But he's only 1 month old. You guys, on the other hand, will have a 3 month old, if I have that straight. There may be more you can get a 3 month old. I think they are a little more aware at that point. But get ready to have your house overrun with baby things of all types. I no longer have space in the TV room, it's gone all gone--there's a swing, a Winnie the Pooh mat thing, a thing with lights that he can lie under.

It'll probably be 4 months. And how much more shit could they observe in 90 days time?

 

And I know my house will be overrun. I've accepted that fact. It's bad enough with our cats. I can't wait until Dessa starts pissing on anything that resembles a rattle or bib.