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5/1: Cashing $1200-$10 Million Checks

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kkktookmybabyaway

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7 p.m.

 

• Yeah, baby. I just checked my bank account today and my $1200 tax rebate check got deposited a few days ago. Now I'm going to go and...

 

...not do a damn thing with it.

 

8:30 p.m.

 

• Remember last season when the Pirates TRADED for THIS?

 

Two contenders, the Seattle Mariners and another unknown team, had been in light discussions with the San Francisco Giants about him, but neither was willing to take on his full contract, which calls for a guaranteed $13.5 million over this year and next.

 

According to one San Francisco source, the Giants, desperate to move payroll as part of a beyond-Barry Bonds rebuilding effort, all but conceded no one would take Morris by Tuesday morning.

 

The phone rang, and it was the Pirates calling for the first time about Morris.

 

Well, guess what.

 

Matt Morris, the veteran right-hander added by the Pittsburgh Pirates late last season to stabilize a young rotation, was released Sunday after failing to pitch past the second inning in his latest start.

 

Morris fell to 0-4 with a 9.67 ERA after giving up six runs, three earned, and six hits in 1 2-3 innings during an 8-4 loss to the Phillies on Saturday night.

 

The decision to cut him will cost the Pirates more than $10 million, besides what they already have paid him this season. Morris is making $9.5 million, or about one-fifth of the Pirates' payroll, and has a $1 million buyout for 2009.

 

Stabilize a young rotation? So that's what the company line is for this? And people wonder why I don't bother with this team. That may change sometime this year if my friend from Ohio visits and wants to take in a Bucs game. Fuck.

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Damn you and your last 2 digits of your SSN being 20 or below. I've got to wait until sometime next week to get my money and ... not do anything with it either.

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