9:30 p.m.

• Looks like someone violated a speech code.

The big galoot pictured here is Buck Burnette, back up center for the University of Texas Longhorns. Check that — former back up center. You see, good ol' boy Buck here thought it would be funny to update his Facebook profile status with this message soon after Barack Obama's election:

 

"all the hunters gather up, we have a #$%&er in the whitehouse"

• Speaking of !@#$%$!%!$^%&^ers in the whitehouse, look what has happened since Election Day. Stock market free-falls, Russia sends boom booms to Poland's border, Putin is waving his albino pee-pee around. Now because questioning our leaders is the most PATRIOTIC THING a person can do, I want to know what Osama's plan is. Oh, and isn't there something better we can do with the money spent on this upcoming inauguration day?

The smoke hasn't even cleared yet from the momentous White House race, but plans for Barack Obama's week-long victory bash and January 20, 2009 inauguration are already well under way.

 

Hotels are filling up -- some of the favorites are already booked solid -- while requests are coming in for the roughly 240,000 tickets available to the public for the quadrennial party, event planners say...

We're in a RECESSION and children are starving somewhere.

Wow, being PATRIOTIC is the bee's knees.