10 a.m.

• Dude, you haven't posted anything in a while. What's up with that? Oh, yeah. I haven't had the time/desire to do so. Bummer, because I have yet to run down all the shit I bought during Black Friday.

Might as well Jew this one out. Here's a recent AIM conversation I had that has a couple good ideas in it -- or at least I think they're not all that bad. At least not as bad as my spelling. Holy Christ.

Fww76 (11:10:11 AM): remember the person i told you yesterday -- oil companies?

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:19 AM): yep

Fww76 (11:10:25 AM): surprise -- he has no job

Fww76 (11:10:27 AM): i told him

Fww76 (11:10:33 AM): start your own business

Fww76 (11:10:39 AM): lend yourself a shitload of $

Fww76 (11:10:42 AM): then ask for a bailout

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:46 AM): hahaha

Fww76 (11:10:47 AM): think it'll work?

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:49 AM): win

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:49 AM): yes

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:51 AM): god yes

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:10:51 AM): haha

Fww76 (11:10:59 AM): i just typed it not thinking

Fww76 (11:11:03 AM): then i looked at it

Fww76 (11:11:08 AM): thought, "damn, this might work"

Fww76 (11:11:26 AM): Uh, yeah, Barney Frank, I'm the founder of the KK Korporation

Fww76 (11:11:32 AM): my debtors aren't paying me

Fww76 (11:11:42 AM): who owes me? This deadbeat named *ME*

Fww76 (11:11:48 AM): he owes me like $2 million

Fww76 (11:12:11 AM): im sure someone's doing this already sadly enough

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER(11:12:16 AM): ford

Fww76 (11:12:35 AM): i'll accept them getting baiiled out

Fww76 (11:12:40 AM): only if they give the lions away

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:12:52 AM): to the government?

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:12:54 AM): LOL

Fww76 (11:12:59 AM): no

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:00 AM): let's see the government run a football team

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:02 AM): i like it

Fww76 (11:13:02 AM): but that would be funny

Fww76 (11:13:13 AM): be like $400 million over the salary cap

Fww76 (11:13:16 AM): nobody would get cut

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:43 AM): if the republicans run the team, they'll build a huge stadium on their players' pensions

Fww76 (11:13:54 AM): hmmm

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:13:55 AM): players playing until they're in their 50's

Fww76 (11:14:08 AM): that sounds more like the dems

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:14:13 AM): hahaha

Fww76 (11:14:13 AM): here's what i think the reps would do

Fww76 (11:15:01 AM): they would have everyone invest their $ back into the lions

Fww76 (11:15:10 AM): then take the $ and leave

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:14 AM): lol

Fww76 (11:15:16 AM): "oops -- FREE MARKET"

Fww76 (11:15:32 AM): wait 20 years, you always have to in order to see your investment gains

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:36 AM): they'd outsource the players

Fww76 (11:15:39 AM): lol

Fww76 (11:15:43 AM): NFL does that anyway

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:15:47 AM): true!

Fww76 (11:16:01 AM): Democrats would keep them until the 50

Fww76 (11:16:03 AM): 50s

Fww76 (11:16:07 AM): can't get rid of anyone

Fww76 (11:16:09 AM): jobs banks

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:16:37 AM): haha

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:16:45 AM): they'd lobby to expand the roster size

Fww76 (11:16:52 AM): lobby?

Fww76 (11:16:55 AM): they'd just do it

Fww76 (11:18:29 AM): sports talk radio will get the fairness doctring

Fww76 (11:18:40 AM): half-hour talking about how bad teh lions suck

Fww76 (11:18:46 AM): half-hour talking about how great they are

Fww76 (11:18:58 AM): "uhhh, they were winning 10-0 in the first quarter!"

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:19:15 AM): hahaha

UNNAMED MYSTERY AIM'ER (11:19:22 AM): now that i think about it, this needs to happen