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2/4: A Message To Ed Rendell

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kkktookmybabyaway

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You're talking about raising taxes AND bailing out the two Philadelphia daily newspapers. Is it 2010 yet?

 

3:15 p.m.

 

• So for those itching for a fix of what’s been going on with the kkk household, here’s an update.

 

-- The crack-whore niece-in-law squirted out a kid in December.

 

-- The crack-whore niece-in-law walked in on her baby’s daddy having sex with another person … in the house they live together at … while the crack-whore niece-in-law was fully awake.

 

-- The crack-whore niece-in-law, along with her bastard child, is now living with my mother-in-law.

 

-- The crack-whore niece-in-law has gone to more welfare offices than I knew existed this past week, and the better half told me that the commonwealth of Pennsylvania will be charging the baby’s daddy with the hospital bill for the bastard child squirting out. (Oh, and because the crack-whore niece-in-law smoked and did drugs during pregnancy, the bastard child was brought into this world strung out and needed medical attention right off the bat.) The total cost being sent to the baby’s daddy? $20,000.

 

Now here is where I come in. Am I offering any aid, assistance or comfort to the crack-whore niece-in-law?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUCK NO

 

And if you thought otherwise, just how long have you been reading this blog?

 

What I am going to do is rescue the four cats that are still at the baby’s daddy house. Why are there four? Because the crack-whore niece-in-law adopted a cat, did not get it fixed, and it ran off and got knocked up. Gee, that sounds awfully familiar. Who says pets don’t take after their owners?

 

Anyway, the crack-whore niece-in-law is at yet ANOTHER welfare office today, so I’m not sure when the kitties will be arriving at the kkk household. Why are the cats going to take refuge here? Because we are more than convinced that once the baby’s daddy gets the $20k bill those cats are as good as dead. The better half told me that the medical bill will be arriving in his mailbox sometime next week, so I’ll be expecting the new arrivals either today, tomorrow or sometime this weekend.

 

While I’m on this subject, how come the baby’s daddy has to foot the ENTIRE medical bill? How about splitting it down the middle between him and the crack-whore niece-in-law? Oh, that’s right. The crack-whore niece-in-law is a leech to society. Man, whenever my mother-in-law keels over, the crack-whore niece-in-law is in some serious trouble. My father-in-law, if he doesn’t keel over first, won’t be doing jack shit for her, nor will the kkk household. She’ll have to fill out her cash assistance forms all by herself. Oh noes.

 

And just think. Whenever you hear a politician or advocacy group say we don’t do enough for the poor, think of the crack-whore niece-in-law.

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Normally I'd say a split sounds fair, but actually in this case I think the crack whore should be paying more, because the baby daddy didn't shove those drugs that damaged the baby into her system (I'm assuming anyway.) The dad should have to pay half of whatever the non crack baby costs were, and the rest should go to crack whore. But then again since crack whore is just a wellfare leech I guess making the dad foot the bill saves the tax payers, assuming he's not a welfare leech too.

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He's not a welfare leech, but he's a fucking idiot and we think he's borderline retarded. His house is about to be foreclosed on anyway, especially after he finds out he's in the hole for $20k. The reason the better half thinks he's a danger to the cats is that his ex-girlfriend and he got a kitten some years back and the kitten died a day or so later. I wouldn't put it past him.

 

Still waiting for the cats.

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