Zack Malibu Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 That's right guys, Merry Christmas six months earlier! Thanks to donations from our legions of fans, we decided to go out and do something nice in the midst of these battles. Bow down and appreciate us. First gift is for David Schwimmer, The Poster Formerly Known As Incandenza Inc, we at Team Malibu feel that this muzzle should come in incredibly handy when we tire of hearing the $50 dollars words you spew out in order to attempt to look cooler than us. In reality, it just makes you look like a bookworm who's read Webster's one too many times. Strap it on at will (but don't let IDRM hear you say that). Next up, Dids: I realize it's only one bucket, but we are on a budget. Still, it's the thought that counts. You could surely use this an appetizer to your fudge flavored steaks and french fries dipped in ice cream. Now of course, I wasn't the only one at Team Malibu to go shopping, so my fellow members will be adding their gifts at will. Enjoy Christmas In June, Team Kotz!
1234-5678 Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 For CWM: Enjoy the sweet, angelic voice of your favorite and mine, Courtney Love
Guest JacK Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Wow the wit is as sharp as a bowling ball, and the idea's are as original as Cena's last few raps.
1234-5678 Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Some of those older bowling balls have sharp parts.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 First gift is for David Schwimmer, The Poster Formerly Known As Incandenza At first I thought this was a cock and balls cozy; I was disappointed to learn it was not. Anyway, Team Malibu continues to show that their wit is on just this side of Team Frigid's yawn-inducing barrage of gay jokes, which have all the subtlety of nudging someone in the ribs and saying "you like to suck dick, if you know what I mean." So go on, Team Malibu. Keep thinking you can hang with the cool kids, but know that you never will. You will forever be intimidated by our superior intelligence, good looks, dancing skills, large cocks and really neat haircuts. We are the toast on which TSM's bread is buttered; you are merely a crumb.
Art Sandusky Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 I've noticed that threads where our #1 draft pick posts are silenced immediately. Are you people that embarassed by getting figuratively destroyed by a picture of a little girl? I mean, she is kinda badass, and certainly looks harder than all of Team Malibu could hope to look.
Zack Malibu Posted June 12, 2004 Author Report Posted June 12, 2004 I mean, she is kinda badass, and I certainly get harder looking at that then I do when looking at Team Malibu. We're neither flattered nor impressed with you, pedophile.
Guest Dids Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 My gift for Team Malibu- this seems about your speed. For Team FS. Enjoy For Team Cokensault- it's for your own good.
Angle-plex Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Dids is fat and Zack likes to suck dick.... ...if you know what I mean.
Angle-plex Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 Dids sure sucks down a lot of weiners. You should know, fag.
Guest EugeneMark Posted June 12, 2004 Report Posted June 12, 2004 For Team Cokensault- it's for your own good. That isn't Team ChokenSaults secret fort
DerangedHermit Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 That was half-assed. And even a full ass is too little for you. He likes four asscheeks with a side of cocknuggets.
1234-5678 Posted June 13, 2004 Report Posted June 13, 2004 My gift for Team Malibu- this seems about your speed. That Dids isn't such a bad guy after all. Even if he does believe in dipping candy bars in nacho cheese.
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