I laid the smackdown on some ho last night...

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

This bitch has been sweatin me for 3 months straight, ever since I gave her the dick. She kept asking me out on dates and all this shit, but the truth is I ain't even interested in having a relationship right now. I have a kid on the way, and I have to put all my effort in taking care of it. So anyway I told the bitch that I'm trying to work things out with my babys mama, just so she can back the fuck off... Anyway she starts talkin all this bullshit, saying she is going to mace me when she sees me and all this crap.

 

Anyway so last night I was at my friends house party, and to my suprise the bitch shows up at the party. She walks straight up to me and smacks me in the face... I ain't going to take that shit, so I picked up the ho and threw her right over my friends sofa... She tries going into her purse to grab her mace, but I yanked her purse out of her hands and football punted it outside. So she goes into my friends kitchen and grabs a knife, and starts charging at me, then I fucking knocked her out cold.

 

Bitches be crazy, yo.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

What a hero.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

If you met this bitch, you would think so.

[Guest]

Bitches be trippin'.

[Guest Bullshiterica]

You were justified in your self-defense, EHME, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

EDIT: Wait, I didn't actually read all of your post. You were all clear to knock the bitch out when she was about to stab you. Throwing her over a couch because she slapped you might've been a disproportionate retort. Punting the purse was just the comic relief of the post.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo'

Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes

[Guest Bullshiterica]

I like Dynamite Hack's version better.

 

I have a kid on the way, and I have to put all my effort in taking care of it.

This makes it sound like you're the one with a full uterus.

[bob_barron 0]

Good thing she didn't come at EHME with a phone

[The Niggardly King 0]

Were you slappin' suckas like Lil Wyte?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Good thing she didn't come at EHME with a phone

 

What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life.

[Dandy 0]

pics plz

 

vid would be better

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I don't know about you, but whenever I get into a confratation with anyone, the last thing on my mind is to bother to take pictures or makes video on incident to post at TSM... But that might just be me.

[Matt Young 0]

But you do always post about the incidents here, pics or not. Not that I'm complaining about this one. That's funny shit.

[Dandy 0]

I've not had enough instances of clocking a bitch in the face while she was coming at me with a knife to find a consistent answer of whether or not I would docuument it with pictures.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

But you do always post about the incidents here, pics or not. Not that I'm complaining about this one. That's funny shit.

 

I only post about some of them... There are a lot of really interesting and weird incidents I haven't post about.

[The Niggardly King 0]

like the time where he got knocked out by a tranny hooker and she pissed on him.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Good thing she didn't come at EHME with a phone

 

What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life.

Look up "MikeSC Phone" in search. You might find something.

 

If not: He was once beaten with a phone by an angry girlfriend for 20 minutes.

[The Niggardly King 0]

or the one time he was drunk and someone yelled out, "FUCK YOU WHITEBOY!". Simon was about 30 feet away from him, and he went sprinting after him... he went for some running jumping Bruce Lee shit the guy ducked, and Simon ended going through a McDonald's window.

 

 

[The Niggardly King 0]

Good thing she didn't come at EHME with a phone

 

What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life.

Look up "MikeSC Phone" in search. You might find something.

 

If not: He was once beaten with a phone by an angry girlfriend for 20 minutes.

 

How the hell does that happen?

[Guest Vitamin X]

I have a kid on the way, and I have to put all my effort in taking care of it.

This makes it sound like you're the one with a full uterus.

 

Well this is EHME we're talking about here, so it doesn't surprise me if his pussy's hurtin.

[Gary Floyd 0]

That's what it says in his TSMpedia article.

[Tawren 0]

Good thing she didn't come at EHME with a phone

 

What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life.

Look up "MikeSC Phone" in search. You might find something.

 

If not: He was once beaten with a phone by an angry girlfriend for 20 minutes.

 

How the hell does that happen?

 

Hilariously

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I have a kid on the way, and I have to put all my effort in taking care of it.

This makes it sound like you're the one with a full uterus.

 

Well this is EHME we're talking about here, so it doesn't surprise me if his pussy's hurtin.

 

Cracka, I'm more of a man then you...

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Good thing she didn't come at EHME with a phone

 

What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life.

Look up "MikeSC Phone" in search. You might find something.

 

If not: He was once beaten with a phone by an angry girlfriend for 20 minutes.

 

Wow... That's really pathetic.

[Detox 0]

Were you slappin' suckas like Lil Wyte?

 

that fag ass nigga EHME. ain't got enough juice, and he don't know the ledge.

[Sideburnious 0]

Didn't he get beaten up by a woman last month?

 

Change the record EHME

[Brett Favre 0]

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Didn't he get beaten up by a woman last month?

 

Change the record EHME

 

I got bashed in the face with a 40 pounder... You can't handle that pain, pussy.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

You're a superstar EHME. Do that kid a favor and DON'T put any effort into taking care of him. If his mom was Britney Spears* I'd still say she's a more competent parent than a half-breed, semi-retarded walking embodiment of rap's negative influence on sad pasty white kids.

 

 

 

*Includes the half-head South Park version as well.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Haters, what makes you wanna do wrong? (Makes you wanna do wrong?)

Just to wake up early, afta hustlin' all night long (Yeh-eh-eh-eh-uhh)

 

 

 

Anyway, considering I problay make more money then you Battlenuts, I'm sure I'm well off in taking care of my child. Everyone who knows me, thinks I'm going to be a great parent. I'm great with children, just because I like to fuck around on a message board, it has nothing to do with my parenting skills. Retard.