No one likes godthedog.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

This thread is dedicated to the most useless person the TSM message board has ever produced: godthedog, a guileless, craven, carping, recalcitrant, sub-literate ghoul who never thinks of anything but filling his overstuffed pockets with the sandwich meats of third world children who beg for his sweet mercy and yet recieve only the heel of his boot made from the leather of seal babies and hate; a walking shambling wraith of limitless impropriety and bile, spewing his dark hate speech to the four winds and cackling as it encircles our minds in a wretched seizure of putrid disgust and anger.

 

Come friends, and relate your tales of woe.

[Guest Loss]

I like him.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Damning evidence, right there.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I'm going to bed now, that is if sleep will come at all. How can anyone rest when a mutant troll like godthedog still breathes, prowling the streets of New York City, stalking the Olsen Twins.

 

I think I might vomit.

[Henry Spencer]

godthedog is smarter than me.

 

The fact that he refuses to capitalize anything baffles and annoys me, however.

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This thread is dedicated to the most useless person the TSM message board has ever produced: godthedog...

SO SEZ YOU!

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I don't know if this serious or not, but he did insult me in a few threads so I hate him.

[godthedog]

fucking christ. i am so sick of this "holier than thou" shit this board has come to stand for, and i'm not fucking putting up with it anymore. i've been a regular contributor to this board for two years and maybe six people actually know who i am. and apparently one of those people thinks so "highly" of me that he brings it upon himself to start a thread about how nobody likes me. maybe he finds it funny, i don't know. maybe other people will see this thread and find it funny that nobody likes me, i don't know. maybe if these other people had bothered to read for actual CONTENT in this retarded fake community and not worried so much about popularity or asserting their own superiority to other posters, they'd see that i've actually made a lot of solid contributions that have tried (apparently in vain) to raise this board above the stupid, asinine name-calling and into some actual thought-provoking discussion. maybe if this board WAS about actual thought-provoking discussion i actually WOULD be liked on this board.

 

well if i'm not liked on this board, the problem isn't with me; it's with the board. if this community doesn't want to appreciate me, then i don't want to be a part of it. nobody will miss my columns, since nobody read them anyway. nobody will miss my wit, since nobody understood it anyway. nobody will miss the voice of reason i tried to assert, since nobody heard it in the first place.

 

i'll be fine, i'll get by; i'm used to people not knowing how to handle how smart i am & picking on me or ignoring me for it, i've been dealing with it from my peers since i was twelve. you people aren't even my peers. i can't believe i even considered any of you to be my peers, much less my friends. i guess i was stupid believing that friendship could be based on mutual respect and sharing thoughts, when in reality it's only based on shared putting-down of other people. well i don't need it, and i won't have any of it.

 

i try hard not to bring up my personal life here, but i had a pretty fucking hard day today; a girl i know from st louis, who i've been crazy about for 3 months and is the first girl in two years that i've been able to really open myself up to, had sex with some random guy last night who she doesn't even know, and my so-called "friends" from class didn't think to invite me to a movie that everybody was going to tonight (who, by the way, wouldn't even know each other if it weren't for me since i was the only one who took the initiative to get phone numbers and get people together). so i came here to unwind, and i start to feel okay again, when i see THIS shit. and what really hurts is not so much that someone in particular said it; what really hurts is that ANYBODY here could've been the one to say it, since nobody likes me.

 

in short: you won't have godthedog to kick around anymore.

 

The fact that he refuses to capitalize anything baffles and annoys me, however.

it's a bad habit i picked up from aol chatroom days. perpetuated by a phone survey job i got a couple years ago where you had to type as fast as you could in order to record answers to open-ended questions and not worry about capitalizing.

[The Czech Republic]

I liked godthedog. I, too, am bored with threads about posters that go like this:

 

"Hey, nobody likes you. Your content is not sufficient. Maybe you'd better go."

 

It's not funny, I don't care if Incandenza wrote it or not.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

They should let you write it then because then you can make your dumb ol' wrestling jokes and make it even more unfunny.

[The Czech Republic]

That didn't make a great deal of sense.

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I've always told Banky that godthedog was one of the top five posters here. Oh well.

[The Czech Republic]

Nobody pimped it like G-T-D.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Maybe Czech needs some more time in the reading area, because that made perfect sence. Look for logic and you will find, dumbass.

[The Czech Republic]

GTD's avatar and subtitle are gone. He's really playing it to the hilt. Maybe that was a shoot after all.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Guess so. Who would want a lame subtitle like Intercontinental Champion anyway?

[The Czech Republic]

Quick, mods. Change his subtitle to "Intercontinental Champion." Or "Incontinent Champion."

[Big Ol' Smitty]

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I'd just change it back.

[Henry Spencer]

Hilarious.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

I quit to. Maybe semi retirement.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I miss GTD already.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

This thread was supposed to amuse godthedog and get the rest of you motherfuckers to quit. Instead godthedog quits and the rest of you motherfuckers stay.

 

Inappropriate.

 

K.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I've always told Banky that godthedog was one of the top five posters here. Oh well.

How did I get brought into this? and for the record, I can't determine whether this is a real or fake thread. I am toohazy to determine either way. congrats.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Probably a fake thread. I was thinking about Incandenza and how he acts as a poster and this has his fingerprints all over it.

[spiny norman]

Maybe because he started the thread?

[Art Sandusky]

Also fabulous.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Maybe because he started the thread?

I know that, idiot.

[Nevermortal]

fucking christ. i am so sick of this "holier than thou" shit this board has come to stand for, and i'm not fucking putting up with it anymore. i've been a regular contributor to this board for two years and maybe six people actually know who i am. and apparently one of those people thinks so "highly" of me that he brings it upon himself to start a thread about how nobody likes me. maybe he finds it funny, i don't know. maybe other people will see this thread and find it funny that nobody likes me, i don't know. maybe if these other people had bothered to read for actual CONTENT in this retarded fake community and not worried so much about popularity or asserting their own superiority to other posters, they'd see that i've actually made a lot of solid contributions that have tried (apparently in vain) to raise this board above the stupid, asinine name-calling and into some actual thought-provoking discussion. maybe if this board WAS about actual thought-provoking discussion i actually WOULD be liked on this board.

 

well if i'm not liked on this board, the problem isn't with me; it's with the board. if this community doesn't want to appreciate me, then i don't want to be a part of it. nobody will miss my columns, since nobody read them anyway. nobody will miss my wit, since nobody understood it anyway. nobody will miss the voice of reason i tried to assert, since nobody heard it in the first place.

 

i'll be fine, i'll get by; i'm used to people not knowing how to handle how smart i am & picking on me or ignoring me for it, i've been dealing with it from my peers since i was twelve. you people aren't even my peers. i can't believe i even considered any of you to be my peers, much less my friends. i guess i was stupid believing that friendship could be based on mutual respect and sharing thoughts, when in reality it's only based on shared putting-down of other people. well i don't need it, and i won't have any of it.

 

i try hard not to bring up my personal life here, but i had a pretty fucking hard day today; a girl i know from st louis, who i've been crazy about for 3 months and is the first girl in two years that i've been able to really open myself up to, had sex with some random guy last night who she doesn't even know, and my so-called "friends" from class didn't think to invite me to a movie that everybody was going to tonight (who, by the way, wouldn't even know each other if it weren't for me since i was the only one who took the initiative to get phone numbers and get people together). so i came here to unwind, and i start to feel okay again, when i see THIS shit. and what really hurts is not so much that someone in particular said it; what really hurts is that ANYBODY here could've been the one to say it, since nobody likes me.

 

in short: you won't have godthedog to kick around anymore.

 

The fact that he refuses to capitalize anything baffles and annoys me, however.

it's a bad habit i picked up from aol chatroom days. perpetuated by a phone survey job i got a couple years ago where you had to type as fast as you could in order to record answers to open-ended questions and not worry about capitalizing.

lol u big faget

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Incandenza, that wasn't very nice of you at all. Fortunately, godthedog is still hanging out here.