kkk Bowl IV: The Postseason

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I hope to get around to doing team recaps as the playoffs progress, so if you're not in the postseason and don't care who wins this year's title, stop by anyway to see where you went wrong this season. Here are the matchups for Wild Card Weekend. Remember there are Saturday games.

 

PM picks and your guess as to the final score of each game to me (Example: Dallas 21, Seattle 30). Scoring details will be covered in the next post of this thread.

 

NFL Matchups

 

Kansas City at Indianapolis (7.5)

Dallas at Seattle (3.5)

New York Jets at New England (8.5)

New York Giants at Philadelphia (7.5)

 

TSM Seedings

 

AFC

1) Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack)

2) Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off)

3) Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg)

4) Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron)

5) Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle)

6) Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx)

 

NFC

1) Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909)

2) Detroit Lions (Bravesfan)

3) Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn)

4) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne)

5) Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X)

6) Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling)

 

TSM Matchups for Wild Card Weekend. People who have submitted picks will be in boldface.

 

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 9-7 @ Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 9-6-1

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 9-7 @ Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 9-7

 

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-7 @ Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 9-6-1

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 9-7 @ Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8

 

Top two seeds in each conference have a bye.

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SCORING:

 

Whoever picks the most correct winners in each match-up advances to the next round.

 

Example:

* Cuban Linx picks, KC, DAL, NYJ and NYG to win/cover the spread.

* Alfdogg picks IND, SEA, NE, PHI to win/cover the spread.

* KC, DAL, NE and NYG win (meaning they covered the spread).

* Cuban Linx beats Alfdogg 3-1

 

If there is a tie then the first tie-breaker will be whoever was more accurate in picking the total scores for all four separate games.

 

Example:

* Prime Time Andrew Doyle picks Indy to win 20-0, Seattle to win 21-14, NY Jets to beat the spread 14-17 in a loss to New England, and NY Giants to win 10-0.

* Bob Barron picks Indy to win 20-10, Seattle to win 30-20, NY Jets to win 10-9, and NY Giants to win 20-10.

* Indy wins 35-21, Seattle wins 24-3, New England wins 42-6 and the New York Giants win 13-7.

* Doyle and Barron are tied at 3 correct picks each and move on to the first tie-breaker.

* Doyle had a total of 20 points selected in the Indy (20 for Indy, 0 for Kansas City), Barron had 30 (20 for Indy, 10 for Kansas City). The final score total is 56, so Barron wins that game.

* Doyle had a total of 35 points selected in the Seattle, Barron had 50. The final score total was 27, so Doyle wins that game.

* Doyle had a total of 31 points selected in the New England game, Barron had 19. The final score total was 48, so Doyle wins that game.

* Doyle had a total of 10 points selected in the Giants game, Barron had 30. The final score total was 20, Doyle and Barron tie that game.

* Doyle defeats Barron 2 games to 1 with 1 tie in the first tie-breaker.

 

If there is still a tie after the first tie-breaker, the second tie-breaker will be combining the total points of all four games and seeing who is closest to the total score of all four games – the first tie-breaker had all four games counted separately.

 

The third tie-breaker will be seeing who is closest to every team score.

 

If there is still a tie after the third tie-breaker then I’m going to shoot myself. But before I do I’ll flip a coin to determine the winner -- heads the “road” team wins, tails the “home” team wins.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Also, if you're one of those people who waits until the last second to submit picks, I'd appreciate it if you would give me scores ASAP and let me know that you might change a score or two as the first Saturday kickoff nears. If you request this I'll hold off on making your picks public until you either give me updated picks or when the first kickoff takes place. Over the last two years I've have people not submit picks in the postseason, which just seems stupid, considering you go through 17 weeks to get this far only to not make picks when the games really count. (Emergency Picks in the postseason have an odd way of matching up with an opponent's selections, and since TB scores aren't factored into a person's EPs, that gives the no-shower an automatic loss.)

[Red Baron 0]

Imagine if the real NFL was this fucked up. A Browns vs Lions Superbowl?

[Hawk 34 0]

I'm calling Cleveland/Philly for the KKK Bowl.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I wouldn't; SFA always chokes in the playoffs. On a side note, I'm pretty sure Vern has always made the postseason.

 

And regarding matchups that both posters have sent picks in for: I'll be posting what each person picked later today. The reason I'm holding off a bit is in case anyone wanted to do last-second changes. Once picks get posted, there are no changing them.

[sfaJack 0]

I wouldn't; SFA always chokes in the playoffs.

Don't remind me.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Just waiting for Doyle.

 

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 9-7 @ Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 9-6-1

 

Cuban Linx:

Kansas City 23 @ Indianapolis 34

Dallas 20 @ Seattle 24

New York 14 @ New England 17

New York 28 @ Philadelphia 27

 

Alfdogg:

Kansas CityC 34@ Indianapolis 38

Dallas 13 @ Seattle 27

New York 17 @ New England 31

New York 10 @ Philadelphia 24

 

Differing Picks:

IND/KC, NYJ/NE, NYG/PHI

 

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-7 @ Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 9-6-1

 

Danville Wrestling:

Kansas City 28 @ Indianapolis 24

Dallas 23 @ Seattle 17

New York 17 @ New England 21

New York 14 @ Philadelphia 30

 

Harley Quinn:

Kansas City 28 @ Indianapolis 24

Dallas 13 @ Seattle 20

New York 17 @ New England 35

New York 17 @ Philadelphia 27

 

Differing Picks:

DAL/SEA, NYJ/NE

 

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 9-7 @ Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8

 

Vitamin X:

Kansas City 24 @ Indianapolis 21

Dallas 17 @ Seattle 27

New York 20 @ New England 28

New York 17 @ Philadelphia 31

 

Vern Gagne:

Kansas City 22 @ Indianapolis 31

Dallas 20 @ Seattle 23

New York 12 @ New England 21

New York 17 @ Philadelphia 21

 

Differing Picks:

KC/IND, SEA/DAL, NYJ/NE, PHI/NYG

 

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 9-7 @ Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 9-7

 

Prime Time Andrew Doyle:

Kansas City 35 @ Indianapolis 31

Dallas 10 @ Seattle 20

New York 17 @ New England 21

New York 14 @ Philadelphia 17

 

Bob Barron:

Kansas City 24 @ Indianapolis 42

Dallas 20 @ Seattle 28

New York 20 @ New England 17

New York 17 @ Philadelphia 30

 

Differing Picks:

KC/IND, NYG/PHI

[Guest]

Imagine if the real NFL was this fucked up. A Browns vs Falcons Superbowl?

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Oo at Danville...

 

Same score the Jets, nearly the same for the Eagles/Giants game, and the exact same for the Chiefs/Colts. Get outta my head!

[Danville_Wrestling 0]

Oo at Danville...

 

Same score the Jets, nearly the same for the Eagles/Giants game, and the exact same for the Chiefs/Colts. Get outta my head!

 

Yea its pretty funny how close our views of the games were in the score total. Good luck this week.

[Fökai 0]

Imagine if the real NFL was this fucked up. A Browns vs Falcons Superbowl?

C'mon, Browns v. Lions in the real world and the planet collapses within itself.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I'll do team-by-team recaps throughout the playoffs in this thread, but for now here are the end-of-season rankings.

 

PF TOTALS

 

This is the total amount of picks each team got right.

 

1) Atlanta Falcons (134)

2) Oakland Raiders (127)

3-t) St. Louis Rams (125)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

5-t) Detroit Lions (123)

Indianapolis Colts

Minnesota Vikings

Philadelphia Eagles

9) Arizona Cardinals (121)

10-t) Buffalo Bills (119)

Seattle Seahawks

12-t) Kansas City Chiefs (118)

New Orleans Saints

San Diego Chargers

Tennessee Titans

16) Miami Dolphins (117)

17) New England Patriots (116)

18) Houston Texans (115)

19-t) Cleveland Browns (113)

Carolina Panthers

New York Giants

New York Jets

23-t) Baltimore Ravens (112)

Denver Broncos

25) Jacksonville Jaguars (111)

26) Pittsburgh Steelers (110)

27) Cincinnati Bengals (109)

28) Dallas Cowboys (107)

29) San Francisco 49ers (106)

30-t) Chicago Bears (103)

Washington Redskins

32) Green Bay Packers (97)

 

PA TOTALS

 

Think of this as like a "strength of schedule." The higher the number, the more correct picks a team's opponents had.

 

1) Cincinnati Bengals (127)

2) San Diego Chargers (126)

3-t) Dallas Cowboys (123)

Tennessee Titans

5-t) Carolina Panthers (122)

Miami Dolphins

San Francisco 49ers

8) New York Giants (121)

9-t) Chicago Bears (120)

Oakland Raiders

11-t) St. Louis Rams (119)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

13-t) Houston Texans (116)

Philadelphia Eagles

15) Denver Broncos (115)

16) Baltimore Ravens (114)

17-t) Atlanta Falcons (113)

Indianapolis Colts

Washington Redskins

20-t) Minnesota Vikings (112)

New York Jets

22-t) Arizona Cardinals (111)

Buffalo Bills

Kansas City Chiefs

25-t) Jacksonville Jaguars (110)

New Orleans Saints

Seattle Seahawks

28) Pittsburgh Steelers (108)

29) Detroit Lions (107)

30-t) New England Patriots (106)

Cleveland Browns (103)

Green Bay Packers

 

POWER RANKINGS

 

I take a team's PF score and subtract the PA score. I don't know what this means, but I do it anyway.

 

1) Atlanta Falcons +21

2) Detroit Lions +16

3) Minnesota Vikings +11

4-t) Arizona Cardinals +10

Cleveland Browns

Indianapolis Colts

New England Patriots

8) Seattle Seahawks +9

9-t) Buffalo Bills +8

New Orleans Saints

11-t) Kansas City Chiefs +7

Philadelphia Eagles

Oakland Raiders

14-t) St. Louis Rams +6

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

16) Pittsburgh Steelers +2

17-t) Jacksonville Jaguars +1

New York Jets

19) Houston Texans -1

20) Baltimore Ravens -2

21) Denver Broncos -3

22-t) Miami Dolphins –5

Tennessee Titans

24) Green Bay Packers -6

25-t) New York Giants -8

San Diego Chargers

27) Carolina Panthers -9

28) Washington Redskins –10

29-t) Dallas Cowboys –16

San Francisco 49ers -16

31) Chicago Bears -17

32) Cincinnati Bengals -18

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Once in a while someone asks me why I don't participate in this contest. One reason is that I don't want it to appear that I'm looking at my opponent's picks and picking against them. For those that care, had I been the Steelers, this is how my season would have fared. This season I make picks over at my TSM blog and I used point spreads. I also used a TB score of 20, which I basically used when I did participate in Season 1.

 

vs Miami: 9-7 (1-0)

at Jacksonville: 8-12 (1-1)

vs Cincinnati: 7-8 (1-2)

BYE

at San Diego: 3-6 (1-3)

vs Kansas City: 6-6, lost TB (1-4)

at Atlanta: 7-4, (2-4)

at Oakland: 6-4 (3-4)

vs Denver: 7-4 (4-4)

vs New Orleans: 9-4 (5-4)

at Cleveland: 9-7 (6-4)

at Baltimore: 9-10 (6-5)

vs Tampa Bay 6-6, won TB (7-5)

vs Cleveland: 7-6 (8-5)

at Carolina: 11-9 (9-5)

vs Baltimore: 7-6 (10-5)

at Cincinnati: 8-8 (11-5)

 

Final Record: 11-5

Because I would have swept SFA Jack in the regular season (Kahran split the series), I would have finished first in the AFC North. However, because Kahran beat Always Pissed Off in Week 2 and I would have lost to APO, the Jags would have had the top seed with me at the number two seed. PF: 119, PA: 108, Power Ranking +11.

[Guest Smues]

2nd in the league in scoring and I failed to make the post season. Sad.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

kkk Bowl Year 1

 

x= Wild Card Team

 

AFC EAST

New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 <PF: 167, PA: 150>

x=Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 <PF: 156, PA: 146>

x=Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 <PF: 155, PA: 156>

New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 7-9 <PF: 155, PA: 156>

 

AFC NORTH

Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 <PF: 156, PA: 157>

Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 152>

Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 <PF: 145, PA: 142>

Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 <PF: 156, PA: 154>

 

AFC SOUTH

Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-6 <PF: 157, PA: 154>

Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 <PF: 151, PA: 157>

Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 <PF: 160, PA: 160>

Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 <PF: 148, PA: 146>

 

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 <PF: 166, PA: 153>

San Diego Chargers (AgentBond) 9-7 <PF: 146, PA: 137>

Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 162>

Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 156>

 

NFC EAST

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 <PF: 152, PA: 155>

x=Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 <PF: 142 PA: 150>

Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 <PF: 143, PA: 139>

New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 <PF: 142, PA: 131>

 

NFC NORTH

Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 <PF: 151, PA: 142>

Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 <PF: 152, PA: 143>

Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 <PF: 146, PA: 158>

Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 <PF: 153, PA: 156>

 

NFC SOUTH

Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 <PF: 148, PA: 137>

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 <PF: 138, PA: 146>

New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 <PF: 146, PA: 154>

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 <PF: 138, PA: 150>

 

NFC WEST

San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 <PF: 159, PA: 147>

x=Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 156>

St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 <PF: 133, PA: 136>

Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 <PF: 142, PA: 145>

 

Wild Card:

Canadian Chris (Denver 11-6) d. tpww7 (Buffalo 9-8)

Agent of Oblivion (Miami 11-6) d. DrTom (Baltimore 9-7-1)

Human Fly (Washington 10-7) d. Vern Gagne (Arizona 8-9)

Fazzle (Carolina 10-7) d. Just John (Dallas 8-9)

 

Divisional Round:

Gert T (New York Jets 14-3) d. Agent of Oblivion (Miami 11-7)

Canadian Chris (Denver 11-6) d. Cuban Linx (Tennessee 10-7)

Fazzle (Carolina 10-7) d. Swift Terror (Chicago 11-6)

Human Fly (Washington 10-7) d. Bravesfan (San Francisco 10-7)

 

Conference Championship:

Gert T (New York Jets 15-3) d. Canadian Chris (Denver 11-7)

Fazzle (Carolina 11-7) d. Human Fly (Washington 10-8)

 

KKK Bowl I

Gert T (16-3) defeated Fazzle (11-8)

 

CHAMPION: Gert T.

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kkk Bowl Year 2

 

AFC EAST

Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 10-6 <PF: 120, PA: 104, AFC: 8-4, NFC: 2-2, Div: 4-2>

x=New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 9-7 <PF: 125, PA: 123, AFC: 8-5, NFC: 1-2, Div: 5-1>

New York Jets (Gert T) 6-10 <PF: 118, PA: 123, AFC: 4-9, NFC: 2-1, Div: 2-4>

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-12 <PF: 121, PA: 126, AFC: 3-9, NFC: 1-3, Div: 3-3>

 

AFC NORTH

Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 10-6 <PF: 117, PA: 123, AFC: 9-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2>

Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 8-8 <PF: 124, PA: 115, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-3>

Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 8-8 <PF: 122, PA: 121, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-3>

Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 8-8 <PF: 108, PA: 111, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-4>

 

AFC SOUTH

y=Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 10-6 <PF: 126, PA: 110, AFC: 9-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2>

x=Houston Texans (Bored) 10-6 <PF: 127, PA: 121, AFC: 7-5, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2>

Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 8-8 <PF: 111, PA: 108, AFC: 6-5, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 3-3>

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-12 <PF: 113, PA: 129, AFC: 3-9, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-5>

 

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 <PF: 119, PA: 117, AFC: 9-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 5-1>

Oakland Raiders (Banky) 9-7 <PF: 124, PA: 114, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2>

San Diego Chargers (Porter) 8-8 <PF: 117, PA: 113, AFC: 6-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-4>

Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 5-11 <PF: 112, PA: 123, AFC: 4-8, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-5>

 

NFC EAST

New York Giants (Cartman) 10-6 <PF: 117, PA: 116, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 6-0>

Dallas Cowboys (BX) 7-9 <PF: 124, PA: 122, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-8, DIV: 3-3>

Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-11 <PF: 106, PA: 122, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-9, DIV: 1-5>

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 4-12 <PF: 107, PA: 123, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 4-8 DIV: 2-4>

 

NFC NORTH

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 12-4 <PF: 124, PA: 117, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 9-3, DIV: 4-2>

x=Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 9-7 <PF: 119, PA: 119, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-4, DIV: 4-2>

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 7-9 <PF: 114, PA: 121, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-6, DIV: 2-4>

Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 7-9 <PF: 115, PA: 116, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 3-9, DIV: 2-4>

 

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 13-3 <PF: 125, PA: 107, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 10-2, DIV: 6-0>

New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 8-8 <PF: 119, PA: 131, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 2-4>

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 7-9 <PF: 128, PA: 118, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 2-4>

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 4-11-1 <PF: 99, PA: 123, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-9-1, DIV: 2-4>

 

NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 11-5 <PF: 126, PA: 112, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 3-3>

x=St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 9-6-1 <PF: 113, PA: 103, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 6-5-1, DIV: 4-2>

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 8-8 <PF: 115, PA: 131, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 3-3>

Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 7-9 <PF: 111, PA: 124, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-6, DIV: 1-5>

 

Wild Card Round:

Chuck Woolery (Tennessee 11-6) d. nl-asshole (New England 9-8)

Bob_Barron (Buffalo 11-6) d. Bored (Houston 10-7)

Bravesfan (Detroit 10-7) d. Vern Gagne (Arizona 11-6)

Cartman (New York Giants 11-6) d. Cerebus (St. Louis 9-7-1)

 

Divisional Round:

Bob Barron (Buffalo 12-6) d. Canadian Chris (Denver 10-7)

Chuck Woolerly (Tennessee 12-6) d. SFA Jack (Cleveland 10-7)

Lightning Flik (Atlanta 14-3) d. Bravesfan (Detroit 10-8)

Cartman (New York Giants 11-6) d. Vitamin X (Green Bay 13-4)

 

Conference Championship:

Bob Barron (Buffalo 13-6) d. Chuck Woolerly (Tennessee 12-7)

Cartman (New York Giants 12-6) d. Lightning Flik (Atlanta 14-4)

 

KKK Bowl II:

Cartman (New York Giants 13-6) d. Bob Barron (Buffalo 13-7)

 

CHAMPION:

Cartman (New York Giants)

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

kkk Bowl Year 3

 

AFC EAST

New England Patriots (Nl-asshole) 11-5 <PF: 130 PA: 132 AFC: 8-4 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 5-1>

* Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 10-6 <PF: 135 PA: 118 AFC: 8-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 3-3 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 8-8 <PF: 121 PA: 124 AFC: 4-8 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 1-5 >

New York Jets (Gert T) 7-9 <PF: 124 PA: 123 AFC: 5-6 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 3-3 >

 

AFC NORTH

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 11-5 <PF: 128 PA: 113 AFC: 7-5 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 3-3 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 8-8 <PF: 121 PA: 130 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2 >

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 8-8 <PF: 124 PA: 131 AFC: 5-7 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 2-4>

Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 4-12 <PF: 106 PA: 121 AFC: 4-8 NFC: 0-4 DIV: 3-3 >

 

AFC SOUTH

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 10-6 <PF: 124 PA: 114 AFC: 7-4 NFC: 3-2 DIV: 5-1 >

Tennessee Titans (Vern Gagne) 7-9 <PF: 128 PA: 138 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 2-4>

Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 <PF: 121 PA: 126 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 2-4>

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 6-10 <PF: 109 PA: 104 AFC: 5-8 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 2-4 >

 

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 12-4 <PF: 129 PA: 113 AFC: 10-2 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2 >

* San Diego Chargers (Porter) 9-7 <PF: 123 PA: 108 AFC: 7-5 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2>

Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 9-7 <PF: 123 PA: 118 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 4-2 >

Oakland Raiders (Banky) 5-11 <PF: 110 PA: 122 AFC: 2-10 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 0-6 >

 

NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 10-6 <PF: 117 PA: 115 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 7-4 DIV: 4-2 >

* New York Giants (Cartman) 9-7 <PF: 116 PA: 118 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 4-2 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-10 <PF: 124 PA: 129 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 5-7 DIV: 3-3 >

Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 6-10 <PF: 122 PA: 121 AFC: 1-4 NFC: 5-6 DIV: 1-5 >

 

NFC NORTH

* Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 10-6 <PF: 126 PA: 118 AFC: 3-1 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 5-1 >

Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 9-7 <PF: 115 PA: 115 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 4-2 >

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-12 <PF: 109 PA: 119 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 3-9 DIV: 1-5 >

Minnesota Vikings (Dr. Tom) 3-13 <PF: 106 PA: 118 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 2-10 DIV: 2-4>

 

NFC SOUTH

* Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 10-6 <PF: 119 PA: 120 AFC: 2-3 NFC: 8-3 DIV: 5-1>

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 8-8 <PF: 114 PA: 123 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 3-3>

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-8 <PF: 122 PA: 128 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 5-6 DIV: 3-3 >

New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 5-11 <PF: 114 PA: 125 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 4-8 DIV: 1-5 >

 

NFC WEST

* Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04) 10-6 <PF: 134 PA: 129 AFC: 3-1 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 4-2 >

* Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 10-6 <PF: 118 PA: 116 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 8-4 DIV: 3-3 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 9-7 <PF: 121 PA: 120 AFC: 3-0 NFC: 6-7 DIV: 2-4 >

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 7-9 <PF: 117 PA: 119 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 5-8 DIV: 3-3 >

 

Wild Card Round:

Cleveland (SFA Jack 12-5) d. San Diego (Porter 9-8)

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 11-6) d. Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-7)

New York Giants (Cartman 10-7) d. Seattle (C Dubya 10-7)

Detroit (Bravesfan 11-6) d. Arizona (Cena's Writer 10-7)

 

Divisional Round:

Always Pissed Off (Jacksonville 12-6) d. Canadian Chris (Denver 12-4)

Nl-asshole (New England 12-5) d. SFA Jack (Cleveland 12-6)

King of the 909 (Atlanta 11-6) d. Cartman (NY Giants 10-8)

Real World's Champion (Philadelphia 11-6) d. Bravesfan (Detroit 11-7)

 

Conference Championship:

King of the 909 (Atlanta 12-6) d. Real World's Champion (Philadelphia 11-7)

Nl-asshole (New England 13-5) d. Always Pissed Off (Jacksonville 12-7)

 

KKK Bowl III:

Nl-asshole (New England 14-5) d. King of the 909 (Atlanta 12-7)

 

CHAMPION: Nl-asshole

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

So to advance I need the Giants to at least cover and for the Pats Jets game to total more than 38 points and for the Giants Philly game to total no more than 39 points.

[Fökai 0]

Three years and three exits in the divisional playoff. I'm the Peyton Manning of this contest.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Other divisions will appear later in the playoffs whenever I feel like doing them.

 

AFC East

 

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron)

First Place In Division (9-7)

PF: 119 (t-10th)

PA: 111 (t-22th)

Power Ranking: +8 (t-9th)

Average Per-Game PF Score: 7.4

Average Per-Game PA Score: 6.9.

Record In Games Decided By One Pick Or Less: 4-3

Best Outing: 12 Picks (Week 14)

Worst Outing: 5 Picks (Week 10)

Noteworthy Stat: Bob was 5-1 in divisional contests, which was key in getting him to the playoffs for the third consecutive year and claiming a second AFC East Divisional Title.

 

New York Jets (Gert T)

Second Place In Division (8-8)

PF: 113 (t-19th)

PA: 112 (t-20th)

Power Ranking: (t-17th)

Average Per-Game PF Score: 7.1

Average Per-Game PA Score: 7

Record In Games Decided By One Pick Or Less: 3-3

Best Outing: 11 Picks (Weeks 2, 17)

Worst Outing: 4 Picks (Week 10)

Noteworthy Stat: Gert was 2-4 in his division, and losses to divisional opponents in Weeks 14 and 16 really hurt his playoff chances. There were three weeks in which he registered just 5 correct picks. Oddly enough, he was 2-1 in those contests.

 

New England Patriots (nl-asshole)

Third Place In Division (7-8-1)

PF: 116 (17th)

PA: 106 (t-30th)

Power Ranking: +10 (t-4th)

Average Per-Game PF Score: 7.3

Average Per-Game PA Score: 6.6

Record In Games Decided By One Pick Or Less: 2-5-1

Best Outing: 10 Picks (Weeks 11, 16)

Worst Outing: 5 Picks (Weeks 1, 3)

Noteworthy Stat: Despite starting the season 0-5-1, this cocksucker managed to get himself into the playoff hunt late in the season. Thankfully for me, a 1-5 divisional record helped keep the kkk Bowl III champ from defending his title.

 

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff)

Fourth Place In Division (5-11)

PF: 117 (16th)

PA: 122 (t-5th)

Power Ranking: –5 (t-22th)

Average Per-Game PF Score: 7.3

Average Per-Game PA Score: 7.6

Record In Games Decided By One Pick Or Less: 2-6

Best Outing: 12 Picks (Week 2)

Worst Outing: 3 Picks (Week 6)

Noteworthy Stat: Spiff lost a winnable Week 6 contest against the Jets by a 3-5 score and lost a Week 10 game against the Chiefs and a Week 13 game against the Jags by scores of 4-5.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

Fuck Eli Manning and the Eagles defense

[Cuban Linx 0]

If my calculations are correct it seems my ability to always win when it comes down to tiebreakers has failed me at the worst possible time.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

If my calculations are correct it seems my ability to always win when it comes down to tiebreakers has failed me at the worst possible time.

 

Tie-breakers don't matter when you have three differing picks.

 

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 10-7) defeated Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg 9-7-1) 2-1

 

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-7) defeated Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn 9-7-1) via second-level TB

 

First-level TB

KC v. IND

Total predicted points by Danville: 52

Total predicted points by Quinn: 52

Tied

 

DAL v. SEA

Total predicted points by Danville: 40

Total predicted points by Quinn: 33

Total points scored: 41

Danville wins

 

NYJ v. NE

Total predicted points by Danville: 38

Total predicted points by Quinn: 52

Total points scored: 53

Quinn wins

 

NYG v. PHI

Total predicted points by Danville: 44

Total predicted points by Quinn: 44

Tied

 

Second-level TB: Cumulative points from all playoff games

Total predicted points by Danville: 174

Total predicted points by Quinn: 181

Total points scored: 168

Danville wins

 

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X 9-8) defeated by Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 9-8) 0-4

 

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 9-8) defeated by Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 10-7) via first-level TB

 

KC v. IND

Total predicted points by Doyle: 66

Total predicted points by Barron: 66

Tied

 

DAL v. SEA

Total predicted points by Doyle: 30

Total predicted points by Barron: 48

Total points scored: 41

Barron wins

 

NYJ v. NE

Total predicted points by Doyle: 38

Total predicted points by Barron: 37

Total points scored: 41

Doyle wins

 

NYG v. PHI

Total predicted points by Doyle: 31

Total predicted points by Barron: 47

Total points scored: 43

Barron wins

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Point spreads will be posted around Tuesday. I'll PM everyone a notice when I post them.

 

 

Divisional Round Matchups:

 

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 10-7 @ Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 12-4

 

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 9-7 @ Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 10-6

 

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-7 @ Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 12-4

 

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 9-8 @ Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 11-5

[Danville_Wrestling 0]

Whew, I survive the first round by a whisker over Harley Quinn. I thought after New England when bananas on the Jets I might be done. Onto the divisional playoffs!

 

It's also nice to see that I've rescued the Minnesota franchise in this league after the last two years of last place division finishes.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Damn Congrats Danville... at least I bounce back from that woeful 6-9-1 finish in Year 1 with a playoff bound comeback in Year 4.

[Guest Vitamin X]

At least I made the playoffs after a really off 4-12 year last year.

 

There's always next year..

[Vern Gagne 0]

Bravesfan always beats me in this thing.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

AFC North

 

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack)

First Place In Division (12-4)

PF: 113 (t-19)

PA: 103 (t-30)

Power Ranking: +10 (t-4)

Average Per-Game PF Score: 7.1

Average Per-Game PA Score: 6.4

Record In Games Decided By One Pick Or Less: 6-2

Best Outing: 10 Picks (Week 2)

Worst Outing: 5 Picks (Week 9)

Noteworthy Stat: Yeah he had an easy schedule, but he was also 3-1 when it came to games where tie-breakers were needed. Going 5-1 in your division can’t hurt, either. And that 5-pick game he had in Week 9? His opponent had 4.

 

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus)

Second Place In Division (8-7-1)

PF: 110 (26)

PA: 108 (28)

Power Ranking: +2 (16)

Average Per-Game PF Score: 6.9

Average Per-Game PA Score: 6.8

Record In Games Decided By One Pick Or Less: 2-3-1

Best Outing: 10 Picks (Week 12 )

Worst Outing: 4 Picks (Weeks 6, 13 )

Noteworthy Stat: After that Week 12 tie with Baltimore, Kahran went on a four-game losing streak that took him from 7-3-1 to 7-7-1.

 

Baltimore Ravens (King PK)

Third Place In Division (7-8-1)

PF: 112 (t-23)

PA: 114 (16)

Power Ranking: -2 (20)

Average Per-Game PF Score: 7

Average Per-Game PA Score: 7.3

Record In Games Decided By One Pick Or Less: 2-3-1

Best Outing: 10 Picks (Week 12)

Worst Outing: 3 Picks (Week 6)

Noteworthy Stat: King PK won the week where he only had 3 picks right and tied the week he had 10 correct. He had four games where he had 5 picks correct. In those contests, his opponents had scores of 5, 6, 7 and 8. PK went 0-4 in those contests.

 

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke)

Fourth Place In Division (6-9-1)

PF: 109 (27)

PA: 127 (1)

Power Ranking: -18 (32)

Average Per-Game PF Score: 6.8

Average Per-Game PA Score: 7.9

Record In Games Decided By One Pick Or Less: 5-0-1

Best Outing: 9 Picks (Weeks 13, 14 )

Worst Outing: 5 Picks (Week 6, 17)

Noteworthy Stat: Faced with the highest PA score, Teke managed four wins when his contest was decided by 1 pick; he was 1-0-1 in games needing a TB score. While he had more losses than wins, his games were relatively close: Three losses were by 2 picks, four losses were by 3 picks and one loss was by 4 picks.