PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

So you are going to ret-con them into something they never were before? I wish I would have gotten in this draft so I could have made Juventud Guerrera into an All-American, charismatic powerhouse, a la Hulk Hogan. Seriously, is this allowed? I would allow your plans for Juvi, but Stevie's Headbangers seem like too much of a stretch.

People who don't speak English = stupid... I learn so much from wrestling.

Yeah. That'll happen.

The crowd fucking hates it too.

and WWE has delivered...

I expect the worse on this one...

It is kinda funny that 2 of the SD titles are now on ECW when ECW is moving to before RAW. I guess Matts gotta lose the title. To Chavo?

In this "random computer generated" draft they are saving the Cena to SD! move for a later quarter hour.

It's not.

Then who is going to keep Jeff out of trouble?

I like how they did it last year.

Fish. Wouldn't touch it as a kid. Now, it's the only meat that I eat, though I am still particular with what I do and do not prefer.

Hey, everybody draft a big man for the next two rounds... But seriously, I was watching some latter-day ECW recently and I was wondering when the FBI would be up.

That's my fault. I apologize. I try to be really good about that, but I fail.

"Sleep," "fuck." "Sleep," "fuck." "Sleep and fuck!" Sleep and fuck!"

I'm printing that out, framing it and hanging it on my wall.

That would be my guess, Gert. I believe Jericho started wrestling with WCW in August of 96, so that's probably right. It was the ECW trademark of the champion getting eliminated first.

"The Christians are coming... and they're not pleasant people."

On behalf of Steviekick: the former WWF Tag Team Champions... Mosh and Thrasher, The Headbangers

On behalf of Hunter's Torn Quad: The former ECW Triple Crown winner... Mikey Whipwreck EDIT: Fuck!

Money in the Bank IV CM Punk vs. Carlito vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. MVP vs. John Morrison vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shelton Benjamin WrestleMania XXIV Orlando, FL March 30, 2008 No real explanation needed. This match was fun, and one of the more inventive MITB matches, in my opinion. The atmosphere of the Citrus Bow was phenomenal, so I had to go with my second favorite match on this card.

And it's probably the guy that I am intending on programming with Takada.

For my next selection, I need a great technical wrestler who can shine in both the Junior and Heavyweight divisions. As an added bonus, this guy is very skilled in the world of shootfighting, and can bring a sense of legitimacy with him. Ladies and gentlemen, the former IWGP Heavyweight and Junior Heavyweight Champion... Nobuhiko Takada I am going for UWFi era Takada, and I could not, for the life of me, find a good picture of him from that era.

909 is up. Drury has one makeup selection.

On behalf of Cranda: The 254th selection... The former WWF Tag Team Champions, Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty... Too Cool