PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

This was a legit boxer vs. boxer contest, but it has its place in this discussion. Johnny B Badd fought Arn Anderson in a "Wrestler vs. Boxer Match" at Uncensored 95... remember that piece of shit show???

Quoted for truth. I feel warm and fuzzy now.

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It's just WWE's way of saying.... "Thank you."

Well, damned if I didn't take the time on a late weeknight to track all four seconds of it down... brunette, blue shirt? She, um... sure, why not...

Could have been much more funny than it was. Too much shit that everybody likes, such as marijuana.

Jesse: "I saw you at the casino last night walking and looking like (the Bushwhackers)." Gorilla: "Walking and looking like that?" Jesse: "Walking like that... too much of the joy juice, I suppose?" That's probably not word for word, but not bad by memory.

I don't like Mos Def.

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Christ o' mighty does Hogan come off like a pathetic asshole at times...

Will Ferrell is... Chris Benoit

Larry Goes to Africa Everybody's favorite dipshit travels to Nigeria; gets devoured by the siafu.

This is a good point. Mike Tyson was bigger than the sport of boxing much like Steve Austin was bigger than professional wrestling at the time. I love the Show-Mayweather angle so far, but neither man is nearly the household name that their predecessors are/were.

Jerry Lawler is still 10 times better than Mongo. I agree tenfold. Mongo was really, really horrible. His commentary makes me long for Rob Bartlett. On the bright side... Wednesday is ALL DIVAS DAY!

I love WrestleMania V, from top to bottom. Very fond memories of this event dating back to my elementary school years when I first started watching pro wrestling. - Hercules pinned King Haku I just remember the finish coming out of nowhere. Decent little bout, for what it was worth. - Akeem & Big Bossman pinned The Rockers I have been a Rockers fan as long as I have been a wrestling fan. Seriously, the first match I ever saw was a Rockers match. This does not disappoint, as they made the Twin Towers look very good in this match. "Not enough mustard behind it." - Jesse Ventura - Ted DiBiase & Brutus Beefcake battled to a double-count out "It's called wrestling, not fighting with hedgeclippers." - Jesse Ventura - The Bushwhackers pinned The Rougeau Brothers Heh... - Curt Hennig pinned The Blue Blazer I was a Blue Blazer mark long before I knew that it was Owen Hart, or before I knew what a mark was. Definitely the highlight of the show, even if it was an afterthought that was kept short. Run DMC perform the "WrestleMania Rap" How the hell do you not love this? - Tag Team Title: Champions Demolition pinned The Powers of Pain & Mr. Fuji Passable. - Dino Bravo pinned Ron Garvin What can I say- I mark out for the Garvin Stomp! - The Brainbusters beat Tito Santana & Rick Martel Just awesome to see Arn and Tully appearing on a WrestleMania card together, and who better to square off with than Santana and Martel? "Chico Santana has won many a match with that (flying forearm)." -Jesse Ventura - The Hart Foundation beat Greg Valentine & The Honky Tonk Man Just an excuse to get the Harts on PPV. - Piper's Pit: Roddy Piper had guests Brother Love & Morton Downey Jr. Classics stuff. "Brother Rodney Piper" - Brother Love - I-C Title: Rick Rude pinned The Ultimate Warrior to win the title Biggest upset of the night. - Jake Roberts beat Andre the Giant via DQ - Big John Studd was referee Always liked the mysterious missing turnbuckle spot at the very beginning. The seeds for DiBiase/Roberts being planted was awesome as well. - Jim Duggan & Bad News Brown fought to a double-DQ I remember this mostly for the snot hanging out of Duggan's nose. - The Red Rooster pinned Bobby Heenan Poor Taylor. Even though deep down I kinda like the whole Rooster getup. And any WrestleMania moment that includes the Brooklyn Brawler is indeed a special one. - WWF Title: Hulk Hogan regained the title by defeating Randy Savage Good psychology. I loved how Ventura was digging into Hogan here. Were they ever planning on bringing Ventura out of retirement to face off against Hulk?

And HHH makes the 4 count!

JBL's chair-stuff = weak booking for Jeff's participation.

Umaga's Double-Samoan Drop on Michaels/Jericho was fucking SICK!

Jericho and Michaels are going to start of EC... nice.

Hopefully the dark match battle royale.

Fucking sweet. The WWE Championship match is looking much more promising with Cena not winning this match. Crowd chanting Na-Na-Na-Nah Hey-Hey-Hey Goodbye to Cena was a nice touch too.

And the crowd cheers went Orton escapes the STFU!

When Big Show leaves his mid-section open, you have give him a left jab to the band-aid.

They would be out of their mind to not take that angle and run as far as they can with it.

Did he really connect?