PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

All your sharing has bloated my stomach. Um finna puke.

I think that this is a victory for WrestleMania spectators with small bladders.

This thread was a whole boatload of "blah blah blah blah skip skip skip skip to see what Parker was fin to post," and it totally paid off. For me only. So I won this thread. You niggers all lost. Condolences.

I don't think either, but mainly because I have no clue where this "Karen is returning" thing is coming from.

jOHN CNEA cuz his offense look WEAK and he should turn heel~!

Preview for Thursday's episode- Karen is preggers. With Jim's twenty-month old fetus?

"Merideth, you've had sex with so many men that you're beginning to look like one. Roasted!"

The vending machine is still empty.

Yes. That and Kevin looting the vending machine were both gold.

I did. Jerk. Your post was more of a question. Mine was more of an answer.

I did.

That was the pre-taped Dueling Canes match that aired at Living Dangerously 1998.

You should have decked him with an aluminum trash can.

In no order, subject to change. "Rather Be Dead" [Refused] "Pitselah" [Elliott Smith] "Head Over Heels" [Tears For Fears] "As Black Pants Make Cat Hairs Appear" [Joan of Arc] "Look Back and Laugh" [Minor Threat] "A Friend" [KRS-One] "Same Deep Water As You" [The Cure] "Lover You Should Have Come Over" [Jeff Buckley] "The Night Before" [The Beatles] "Turnstiles" [The Lawrence Arms]

Fred Rogers is fucking awesome.

This is Nikita Koloff BTW They play football in Russia?! I'm certain that Minneapolis, Russia has their own NFL franchise.

No way. Simple concept that works does not equal lazy booking. I encourage anything that gives the mid-card workers something to do. I would say that it is one of the few things that casual and hardcore fans can agree on.

So which one is Bulldog- the one who does nothing or the one who almost always is terrible? Because I would strongly disagree with either of those. Does anybody else find it funny that Bulldog and Warlord faced off against each other at every PPV that year?

Well, at least Mencia has actually made me laugh. One time. Back in 2002. We could debate all night as to who has done more wrong to this world, but if I have to choose one, at least Mencia can make a semi-decent point (whether it is his idea or not) every now and again. Larry has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Didn't see that one coming.

I'll second Regan, his stories about the spelling bee and science fair as a kid are great bits. "THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!" I took my girl to see Brian Regan last year for our anniversary. We're both big fans. I think that George Carlin, Doug Stanhope and Bill Hicks speak more to me than any other stand up performer. Chris Rock, Bill Burr and Dimitri Martin are up there, though.

We are not supposed to question that, but, honestly, that one even puzzled me when back when I was a kid. I mean, sometimes they are working dark matches, so it, at least, makes sense to the live audience. But most of the time no.