Stephen Joseph

Correct about who cares about mexico but agree on 1 and 2

All I know is. 1) When Joe turned around hit that standing eniziguri, I was like "HOLY SHIT!" Amazing for such a big man 2) Daniels bumped like mad...and he hit the BME, which is a move I totally love. 3) Right after the opening bout, they show Sting, and kept hyping how it was the first time in 5 years. 4) Love Cage's intensity. Bringing the reality factor should help keep fans. Plus I watched the videos on TNA's website and I just love JM's "You cant win the title from a dead man"

Sorry that my writing style isn't quite up to par yet. Since coming back I've had some remarkable assistance, and I'm trying to write a bit better. Would help if I had more time ... stupid job

close enough, its one of those new age places...

Cole Konechiwa! I think that means hello. Fans, we are moments away from the 6 man tag team Steel Chair on a Pole match that has fans here in Japan going ga-ga for cha-cha. But you might notice something very interesting, I have no broadcast partners! Josh That's not true Cole! ::Josh sits down next to Michael Cole and puts a headset on:: Corporate sent me from the back to help you out. It's time to show that I'm much more than a beautiful secretly gay backstage interviewer! Cole How can you be secretly gay when you just announced...? Josh They can edit it out. Cole We're live. ::silence:: Josh Okaaayy.. Fans! Due to scheduling difficulties and an appointment with the porcelain throne, Bohemoth was unavailable for this match. Taking his place at the behest of General Manager Axel, is none other than Jonathan Coachman! Cole Either way, one of my broadcast colleagues is getting beaten up tonight. God I hope its Coach. Josh This has been a blood feud since Peter Knight sent Stephen Joseph to the hospital at AnglePalooza, after sending him to the hospital on New Year's Eve. Knight claims that Stephen Joseph's reffing cost him the World Title, and he was more than happy to accept this match tonight. Cue: AWWWW NAWWWW~! (Nappy Roots) BUffer Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of six hundred and eighty five pounds, the team of Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph, and CaaaBOOOOSE! Crowd: YEAH! WOOHOO! ::Stephen Joseph and Tha Puerto Rican step out from the walkway, walking next to each other and talking strategy, it appears. They pause at the top of the ramp and look around, and wave in Caboose to the adoration of the throngs of Japanese fans. Caboose steps out clad in his old-school black attire and proceeds to hit a Showstopper-esque pose. They three men walk down the ramp, Stephen Joseph and the Puerto Rican on the outside, Caboose in the middle, eyeing the ring that's been set up with a steel pole at each corner, and a steel chair suspended about 5 feet about the top of the turnbuckle. Cole Who would have ever thought that we would see Stephen Joseph and Caboose teaming together, after all they've been through. Josh Their respect and friendship with Tha Puerto Rican must have played a big part in this! ::Stephen Joseph and Tha Puerto Rican slide into the ring and hit the ropes, while Caboose climbs the ring stairs and hops on the turnbuckle, taking off his trenchcoat, flinging it to the adoring Japanese fans. He waves a hello and then hops into the ring, meeting SJ and PR in the middle. Cue: Metalingus Buffer And their opponents, at a combined weight of eight hundred and forty two pounds, the team of Christian Wright, Jonathan Coachman, and the former OAOAST World HeavyWeight Champion, Peeetter KNIGHT! Crowd: BOO HISS! Josh Did I hear hissing? Cole Must mean there's Snakes In the Arena! Josh What? Really? OMG! Cole It's a movie reference. If you were a competent broadcast partner, you'd be up to speed on all the hip lingo. Josh Oh. ::The music keeps playing, and the faces await the heel's entrance. But the crowd boos, and the heelish team jumps over the rail behind SJ and his crew. Being the ever intelligent wrestlers, TPR and Caboose immediately turn around, while SJ continues to watch the ramp. Knight and Christian are caught sliding into the ring, and they back up into their corner, the sneak attack foiled. After some deliberation, the factions decide on who will start. For the good guys, The Puerto Rican gets the nod. Peter Knight practices his delegational skills and lets Christian start it up. DING DING~! Tha Puerto Rican dances around the massive Christian Wright in front of him. Knight and Bo have a decided size advantage over the smaller, but quicker Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph. Puerto floats like a butterfly, juking and jiving to keep Bo off balance and unsure of where Puerto is headed. Christian screams at Puerto to "Stop acting like a sissy." That's all Puerto needed, for Bo to be distracted by speaking. Tha Puerto Rican lunges low and grabs onto Christian 's right calf/ankle, and buckles the big man to the mat with a resounding THUD! Crowd: YEAH! Tha Puerto Rican floats over Bo and puts him into a sitting headlock ala Chris Benoit. Puerto yanks at the neck, perhaps softening it up for his, and his teammates' finishing manuevers. Bo is able to, after a moment or two, get a knee up and start getting a base, forcing Puerto to take the headlock to a standing position. Christian lunges back and then forth, pushing Puerto into the ropes! Puerto bounds back with a flying clothesline, and staggers the big man. Sensing near accomplishment (and the crowd's approval) Tha Puerto Rican rebounds off the far ropes and attempts a running clothesline. He's caught by Christian ! Picked up in the air and nowhere to go but down, Tha Puerto Rican hits the mat with a SPLAT~! hear round the world. Cole WHATTAMOVE! Josh I believe that's a spinebuster there buddy. Cole WHATTAMOVE! Nonsensical commentating aside, Christian has planted PR on his back with that huge spinebuster. Christian grabs Puerto's right arm and takes him over Peter Knight and Jonathan Coachman in the corner. Tag in to Peter Knight. Crowd: BOOOO YOUSUCK BOOOO! Peter Knight enters the ring, one foot over the top rope at a time. Christian pulls up Tha Puerto Rican, a struggling Puerto Rican, and clotheslines him down to the mat. Whilst that is happening, Peter Knight uses the ropes for momentum and slides in an elbow drop immediately after Puerto hits the mat. Cole Momentum shifting to Peter Knight and his team. Knight stoops low to hit Puerto in the face with a few rough elbows and then a free, ultra-nice facewash with the back of his boot. Knight looks up at the crowd as if to say "It's this easy?" Meanwhile, Puerto is struggling to pull himselves up with the ropes, and Knight nonchalantly throws Puerto into the turnbuckle corner, and hitting him with an elbow to the face. A second elbow follows, and Peter Knight stops a stumbling Puerto Rican with a bulldog down to the mat. Tag in to Christian. Christian scales the turnbuckle to the top, and this massive guy looks to jump and splash a prone Puerto Rican lying on his back. Bo plays the crowd a bit, setting the stage before he leaps onto... THE MAT! Puerto Rican rolls out of the way and Christian eats canvas. Smartly, Bo rolls towards his corner, but Tha Puerto Rican is closer to his. Christian and Puerto both crawl to their corners, but Christian makes the tag to Coach first. Coach springs into action and runs all the way over slap Stephen Joseph and Caboose off the ring apron! JC then pulls Puerto by the arm back to the center of the ring. With a DX chop, Coach runs to the ropes, and bounds back as Puerto gets a second wind, kipping up and then dropping Coach with a Puerto Rican Rock Bottom! Crowd: YEaH! Coach balls up in pain, and Puerto does what he can to will himself off of his chest. Slowly the Puerto Rican crawls to towards the outstretched arms of SJ and Caboose. Slowly Coach gets to his feet, and he lunges at the Puerto Rican... But Puerto makes the tag to Stephen Joseph! Crowd: YEAAAHHHH!!!! Coach stumbles back, begging SJ off, but SJ won't have none of that! Stephen Joseph grabs the back of JC's head, mandible claw-like ish, and pulls him back first into him. SJ lock his arms around Coach's waist, and pulls him backwards with a HYUGE release German Suplex. Crowd: YEAH! Christian enters the ring and runs at SJ, who turns around just in the nick of time to catch the big man with a release BELLY TO BELLY Suplex. Cole Stephen Joseph is on fire! Peter Knight sneaks up from behind and whips Stephen Joseph into the ropes, and swings at SJ when he rebounds back. SJ ducks though, and then hits a standing enziguri to the back of Knight's head, sending Peter Knight tumbling out of the ring. Knight joins both Coach and Christian on the outside, trying to recover and huddle together, when SJ tags in Caboose! Crowd: YEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!! Stephen Joseph and Caboose look at each other, and then proceed to have a game of rock, paper, scissors. Gotta decide what to do! Puerto Rican jumps in after Caboose wins, but Puerto loses too. Caboose signals the gang to back up to the far side fo the ring...SJ shakes his head, as if he can't believe he's going to do this... As the heel gang turns around to face the ring, Caboose, SJ, and Tha Puerto Rican dive out of the ring and onto the heels on the floor with Stereo Planchas~! Caboose WOOOOOOOOO!!!! Crowd YEEEAAHHHHHHHHH Tha Puerto Rican picks up Peter Knight and throws him back into the ring. While Knight rolls around, Caboose and SJ go to town on Christian and Coach, throwing them into the ring barrier. Puerto scales the turnbuckle to bring down a Steel Chair! Cole It's about to get painful! A stumbling Knight presents Puerto an opportunity, so PR jumps from the turnbuckle with a leaping chairshot! No...Knight swats away Puerto who loses the chair! Knight grabs the chair and SMACK~! SMACK~! to the head and shoulders of Puerto, who crumbles to the mat. Knight throws the chair down by his side, and raises his arms! Crowd: BOO! YEAH! Stephen Joseph slides into the ring behind an unsuspecting Knight, and in one quick fluid motion, locks in a full-nelson, and yanks Knight back with a FINALITY! NO! Knight slips out and slides up the ring! SJ grabs the chair left in the ring and follows Knight, who's jumped the barrier and is running from the ring! SJ gives pursuit! In the ring, Christian starts to pick up Tha Puerto Rican, but Puerto takes advantage of the ref yelling at SJ and Knight to low blow Christian. Christian crumples, and Tha Puerto Rican takes off his elbowpad, throwing it into the crowd ::WACKY ARM CROSSING ENSUES~!:: PR off the ropes,and he looks to hit the Corporate Elbow! Coachman interferes by trying to spear Puerto! Puerto dodges, and grabs Coach with a Urange onto Bo! Caboose (prone on top of the turnbuckle) GIVE ME A TAG! Tha Puerto Rican hears his partner and rolls over to tag in Caboose. Caboose stands on the turnbuckle, then kisses his elbow. He flies off, flying down with a picture perfect elbow drop that old Michaels would be proud of onto Jonathan Coachman. Caboose covers! 1! 2! Puerto Rican dumps Christian by kicking him through the ropes! 3!!!! Cole Wow! Caboose wins in this Steel Chair on a Pole Matchup! Josh We need to go to the back! Stephen Joseph is looking for Peter Knight! ::WHOOOOOOSSHHHH~!:: SJ C'mon Knight ya Chicken-shit! Come out! SJ continues to walk down a hallway, kicking in doors, suprising wrestlers, but not finding Peter Knight... SJ Kniiiigghhhhttt! I thought I was a thorn in your side! SMACK! WHACK! Your Momma Smokes Crack! Stephen Joseph crumbles to the ground, having not heard a masked stranger sneaking up from behind. MUFFLED VOICE No. You're a thorn in my side. The man in all black, and a mask, throws the chair down and walks away from the scene of the attack. ::FADE::

According the the SNOWMAN story on the Lost Webmaze, Dr. Candle is against Alvar Hanso. He and the Snowman are trying to stop Hanso from doing something.

Still, you can't pay a good wage for menial, manual labor. That's economics. Repeat after me: I am a trader. I earn what I get in trade for what I produce. I ask for nothing more or nothing less than what I earn. That is justice. I don't force anyone to trade with me; I only trade for mutual benefit. Force is the great evil that has no place in a rational world. One may never force another human to act against his/her judgment. If you deny a man's right to Reason, you must also deny your right to your own judgment. Yet you have allowed your world to be run by means of force, by men who claim that fear and joy are equal incentives, but that fear and force are more practical.

Okay, someone asked me what I think. I think that the term "Others" is intentionally misleading. There are more than 1 group of "Others" 1) Lostaways 2) Danielle 3) Zeke's crew 4) Ethan\Henry's crew 5) Barefoot Others 6) The Snowman and Dr. Candle (unknown except for being a part of the Lost WebMaze). The island is at a nexus of one of the many "triangles" or "energy vorticies" in our world. The faith healer, Isaac, was at Devil's Rock, or nearby, I believe. It was nice to see Bernard actually act rationally. He's the only survivor that is/was. They are very complacent in that they're on this island, and it is as if they've given up hope. Jack seems to be snapping out of it. It was also nice this episode as we got names to go with alot more of the redshirts. I'm going to say that Michael isn't turned, but what he saw or found wasnt what he thought it was. I've been waiting for the war to start, glad it is.

Participants: Stephen Joseph Caboose Tha Puerto Rican vs. Peter Knight Bohemoth Coach* (Christian Wright is unable to participate) General Sequence of events: Introduction (all three as a group, faces to SJ's music and feels to Peter Knight's. Faces enter first. TPR/CW starts CW tags to PK PK tags to CW CW tags to JC PRL hot tag to SJ SJ tag to Caboose Stereo plancha spot (faces on heels) TPR gets steel chair, misses PK nails TPR (steel chair) SJ nails PK (Finality on Steel chair) (SJ and PK brawl to back) TPR/CW fight Double knockdown hot tags to announcers CW dumped combo Corporate Elbow / PR Bottom Caboose pins Coach (cut to SJ and PK brawling...someone attacks SJ) PR and Caboose save SJ on 2on1 beatdown...assailant was masked.

The section Demographer is leaving, which leaves me as the only guy that knows math and stat in a section with 50 lawyers... I'm a gonna go craazzzeee!

The Only & Only Stephen Joseph Thread was so much cooler

The island has appeared as a picture in two of the jin/sun flashbacks, and once in Locke's

I do not think it is that cut and dry but I'm reserving judgement until more info comes out

Strom's white dude

Dude, there's no way that's what's going on. Have you forgotten that the picture of the island has been in 3 other offices? So this isn't the first time its been seen. Therefore, its just another connection. Sorry. I just cannot stand gut reaction theories that have already been shown to be irrefutably false.

Dude, RL job is hitting the shitter with me.

King, Thanks. I can use Xian. It will work out.

I think we should try to merge the X, 24/7 / PR titles

Please post what characters you control in this thread. I will compile a list and make it a sticky.

thanks Hoffster

We need a roster list of all active characters and who controls them.

Uhh, didnt know they were your characters dude. This makes me think we need an actual roster list of who is controlled by who Umm, are there any other Upstarts I could use, with permission, or else I'm kind of at a loss about what to do here

I could very well go psycho if people keep saying it. ON FOX NEWS TONIGHT, there's a rampaging economist on the loose in DC. Friends say he's gone crazy dealing with Lost fan's insistence that what they say is truth despite the producers of the hit series unequivocally stating otherwise. He's up in the clocktower right now!

Except the producers have said theyre really on an island

Hey King, Behemoth is already in a match. Announced LAST WEEK! STEEL CHAIR ON A POLE MATCH~! Stephen Joseph, Tha Puerto Rican, and Caboose vs. Christian Wright, Behemoth, and PETER KNIGHT!