Stephen Joseph

No, I agree Patty is the best writer in the OAOAST Today

Yeah! Almost caught up! And I've got 2 more starts than my opponent has remaining!

Due to the fact that we had 1 wrestling match on HD, I think we really need to discuss HD plans here to ensure that doesn't happen again. Imean, our fans must be PISSED!

Zack, You're the New Stephen Joseph

Punch, Kick, Finisher. BEEFBAQ So I've read the show and am at a loss for words at the current moment. Reading it all in one sitting is a little overwhelming. What I especially liked about the show, besides the tag match everyone's gaga over, was the opening bout. Nice to see 18 guys get some airtime, maybe we'll even use some of them. I also thought that Tony did a wonderful job with the NNMX. I'm very grateful that PK wrote SJ into the ME in such a way that SO made sense. More when I get the time

I voted no because I thought no one else would. so someone had too Sadly, I saw that someone else (CWM) did

Day After Tomorrow? No, even the most advocative global warming scientists said that most of that movie was bunk. But some climate change? Maybe. We'll all be dead though. We'r ejust going to help our kids be very tan

AWW NAWW HELL NAWW! Y'ALL UP N DONE IT! BOOM! BOOM BOOM! WHAMO BLAMO! Crowd: YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH ::music continues playing:: Michael Buffer Ladies and gentleman the following contest is scheduled for 1 fall and a 15 minute time limit. Coming to the ring, he weights in at two hundred and twenty eight pounds, the most hated man in OAOAST history, SSSTTEEEPPPHHEEN JooooooooSEEEPHHH Caboose This is NOT a mixed reaction! Cole This is certainly suprising, but since the last month, Stephen Joseph has become a fan favorite. Coach I can hear the Boos! BOOOOS I tell ya! Caboose Coach is hearing voices in his head. Maybe he'll do what they're telling him to do and SHUT THE HELL UP! Michael Buffer Already in the ring, he weights in at two hundred and fifteen pounds...RAWN "Prince" Killings! Crowd: Meh. Coach What is this, a warmup match?! Caboose What, Peter Knight gets em but Stephen Joseph can't? Coach Those weren't warmup matches...Those were title defenses! Caboose Right...and you're not abnormally small for black man. Coach How did... ::silence:: ::silence:: ::more awkward silence:: DING DING~! Cole Ah, Wrestling! Wrestling in the ring! Guys! Stephen Joseph jaunts out from his corner to meet Killings in the middle of the ring. SJ extends his hand, and for a moment, Killings hesitates, but accepts after a few seconds. They part ways and begin to circle each other. Killings sets in for a headlock attempt that SJ sidesteps. But with a quick reaction, Killings slams his elbow into SJ's jaw, knocking the former champion back. Rawn follows up with right punch to the head, and and a left punch to the head, forcing SJ against the ropes! Cole All Prince right now. Coach Stephen Joseph isn't looking so good against this hot young rookie! The Prince pulls Stephen Joseph foward and whips him to the other side. SJ catches the ropes and bounds back ducking a clothesline by Killings! Back around, SJ ducks a back elbow, stops, and catches the back of Killings' head with a standing Enziguri kick! Killings stumbles forward one step then stumbles back two steps, into Stephen Joseph's awaiting arms. Joseph locks in the full nelson and looks to the crowd! Cole Could it be Finality for Killings? Stephen Joseph picks Rawn up, and holds him straight up in midair, pausing for a few seconds to show off his massive upper body strength and then sends Rawn crashing down to earth with HIS version of the Osaka Street Cutter. Killings pops up from the move, and promptly flops onto his face. Stephen Joseph rolls back over to cover! 1! 2! 3! ----- Winner, Via Finality in 2:52 Stephen Joseph ----- Crowd: YEAAAHHH NO BOOOO! Stephen Joseph has stood up, and pauses when the crowd noise changes. Joseph turns around and is LEVELED with a STEEL CHAIR SHOT from a very BIG MAN dresssed in all black, who happens to have a mask on! Another man appears in similiar garb and scales the turnbuckle, and he nails a FROGSPLASH! onto Stephen Joseph Crowd: YEEEAAHHHHHHHHH Tha Puerto Rican, Tony Brannigan, and Dan Black come running out of the entranceway at the same time. This odd meeting pauses them for a second, but they quickly realize that both groups are here to save Stephen Joseph from this mysterious beatdown. As they run toward the ring, the masked maruaders flee, leaving Stephen Joseph a ringing headache and sore stomach. Cole Did Peter Knight just answer SJ's challenge? Who were those two men? Caboose He did LOOK like Peter Knight. Coach Peter Knight would never do that! Caboose ... Cole ... Coach C'mon! Caboose Well, this just makes me sick. I start to like Stephen Joseph again, and now I've got this steel chair match next week, and I'm wondering if he's going to make it! Cole We'll be back after these words from our sponsors --wha?! The big masked man has paused in the crowd. He turns around and pulls off his mask...PETER KNIGHT~! He pants a second or two (he's a big guy) and pulls out a mic PK YOUR Challenge, is ACCEPTED!. We fade as Black T and Tha Puerto Rican assist Stephen Joseph out of the ring warily keeping an eye on night and his hooded friend...

Government Official "And how many years have you been here?" II #1 I've been undocumented for 5 years! II #2 ME TOO! II #3 ME TOO! You know, they all can say they've been here for 5 years undocumented...

Yeah, well, Jeph Loeb is a supervising producer or something. Jeph Loeb also writes comic books. Comic books had, in the past, used the whole "NOT A DREAM!! NOT A HOAX!!" line before, only to have it retconned in the same book or somewhere down the line. Using this flimsy line of logic, it's still possible that they're swerving us, and it IS a dream/hallucination... THEY SAID IT WAS NOT A DREAM! This isn't WRESTLING!

1) Both. 2) Crazy Bitch. 3) That's another Crazy Bitch. 4) Bitches be trippin yo

Ayup. Like with the drug war, once again our government is trying a supply side solution to a demand side problem. The result will be similarly bad. FYI: FREE TRADE HELPS EVERYONE, EVEN THE POOREST.

The PRODUCERS have said THIS IS NOT A DREAM/HALLUCINATION!!!!

The PRODUCERS have said THIS IS NOT A DREAM/HALLUCINATION.

I *assumed* that it would be at AngleSlam Why would Axel get promoted based on one show? Why is corporate even happy with Axel running the show, when he and the Upstarts have SWORN to destroy the OAOAST? Why would they be doing anything but trying to fire him after the Upstarts invaded Corporate. I think there's alot of thought that went into with, which is good, but I do not see how it gels with the storyline that's been established for months now. The Upstarts want to take control of the OAOAST away from Originals/Corporate. SJ's been acting as a corporate liaison (PPV Coordinator?) since AnglePalooza. I'm not saying we can't go with the concept (Axel gets a chance at ultimate power) but the execution as laid out I do not feel fits into the storyline we've told now in any way. We've got an X title situation to sort out as well.

You know...Stephen Joseph has never main evented an Anglemania ::shameless plug:: Aww shit...I have...I was just a guest referee. SHIT!

She is sadly the by-product of a system that ensures that minority voters are able to elect their preferred candidate. Sometimes, a really crazy nut-job makes it in a district like that, and they just cant be gotten rid of until they stop bringing home the goodies.

I don't put stock into any TV pundit

Fuck. If its Jack vs. the World, wouldn't Aaron eventually turn when he finds out the truth of the matter? And what about Marcus? But I tell you Season 6 of Jack vs. the World would be the perfect way to end the series...Just freaking awesome. The only question would be...what's Jack's bodycount?

Interesting. Kind of like a combination lock? You have to rotate the bars so that the openings line up and you can get to the centre? I think you're on to something

I'd just like to say that Kelli would not look good without her makeup The face I mean.

Michael Cole We all couldn't believe it, but at Anglemania, Stephen Joseph kept his word and appeared as an OAOAST referee in the World Title Match. Coach His meddling COST Peter Knight the title and you KNOW IT Cole! Caboose It's not like Peter Knight defended the title there Coach. Coach This makes me SICK! Michael Cole Whether or not it makes you sick Cole, Stephen Joseph's involvement definitely swung the match in favor of our New Champion Alfdogg. But he received a big hit with a steel chair for his efforts. Let's go backstage with Josh Matthews, who's got Stephen Joseph standing by in his lockerroom WHOOOSH~! WHOOOSH~! ::And we're backstage. Stephen Joseph is sitting on a bench next to a metal locker, opened, with a "FUCK YOU!" shirt hanging down from a hangar. Stephen straps in his kneepads as Josh Matthews comes into view. Josh Matthews Fans, backstage I am here with a returning Stephen Joseph, who will wrestle later on tonight in his first match back. Stephen, we've got several questions for you, but first, how did if feel? ::Stephen Joseph finishes adjusting his kneepad, and turns with a smile to Josh. He lets out a small chuckle, smiles, and speaks:: Stephen Joseph Aside from the chair shot? Wonderful. Even though I promised to be there, Anglemania V was such an amazing show that everyone had forgotten about my promise. And then when Peter Knight took the low road we knew he would take, look who was there. The crowd loved it Josh. I made him pay Josh. He paid for what he did to me at Anglepalooza, he paid for what he did to Tha Puerto Rican at Zero Hour, and he paid for what he did to the fans last Sunday night. Josh Matthews Are you through with Peter Knight, or can we expect something else? Stephen Joseph You can expect any Josh. But I can tell you, if Peter Knight thinks his issues with me are over...boy you got some learning to do. See, I'm Stephen Joseph BITCH, and until I say something is over, it ain't over. And it Ain't Over For Me! Peter Knight, you may want a title rematch with Alfdogg, but before you do that, I've got a gauntlet to throw down to you and your ilk. How about this Peter? YOU, ME, Christian Wright, The PUERTO RICAN, Bohemoth, and the world's BEST commentator CABOOSE in a 6 man tag team Steel Chair on a Pole match NEXT WEEK on HeldDOWN! Josh Matthews STEEL CHAIR ON A POLE! Caboose WHAT THEEEE FFRRRUUUKKKK? Stephen Joseph And that's NOT ALL FOLKS! Peter Knight, we're going to war. Your Upstarts, MY Originals. And it will not end. Next week, I come for your head. But I haven't forgotten about the one man who gave me my opportunity for a run with the Big Gold Belt. HOFFSTER, I am OFFICIALLY calling you out Big Boy. I don't care how, I don't care why, and I don't care where. I want to say thanks, the only way I know how, by beating the ever-living shit out of your Upstart ass! And if you ignore me Hoffster, I will make sure that you pay me my due attention. Josh Matthews Anyone else you'd like to call out. Stephen Joseph No. Two is company. Three's a crowd. Besides, Axel already knows when he's facing me. And he's already trembling. Josh Matthews Do you have any comment on The Puerto Rican's title loss to Leon Rodez? Stephen Joseph Josh...You have no idea how disappointed I am in Puerto for not being able to retain. But you know, in losing, sometimes you learn something, and if you can learn, you can come back stronger, faster, better. Puerto's got to learn to not make so many enemies at one time. I learned that the hard way, so did he. I'm disappointed yes, but I'm glad the title went to an Original. I'm going to help Puerto rediscover himself, and I guarantee you...THE PUERTO RICAN will hold OAOAST World Title Gold this year. Josh Matthews That's a might big guarantee! Cole, let's send it back out to you. SJ's match will be coming up later on in the hour. WOOOOSHHH~! WOOOOOSHH~!! Michael Cole STEEL CHAIR ON A POLE MATCH?! Caboose Why the hell did I ever agree...he didn't tell me thi.. Coach YES! Peter Knight's gonna wallop Caboose and Stephen with a..::GAK!:: Caboose Maybe I'll just hit you repeatedly Coach. I've been itching for a reason! Michael Cole The world's most dysfunctional announce team will be back after this break!

There will be two. 1) Backstage Interview with SJ on his involvement in PK's title match, the reasons he's been getting into it with Hoff, and most of all, what's next 2) SJ returns to the ring against Prince Killings

I'm reading the PPV in parts, writing down my thoughts...will have comments soon

One day I am going to bang my head so hard against this monitor I'm going to break it or the monitor...