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Another interesting time for me was the day that I got the Wizard's Staff, my bong. It was pretty much made by merlin and has transcended like 5 names: the meteor hammer, mace windtube, jungle-jalula, child abuse, and now the wizard's staff. It was on 4/20, which was the day that my dad decided to have his birthday party. I locked myself in my room and proceeded to get utterly wasted (wasted as in not able to walk) while I heard people come in and out of the house. My parents yelled at me for what seemed like hours to come out of my room and meet the guests, which I reluctantly did. I also had to sing happy birthday to my dad which just turned into incoherent mumbling noises, and I got sweaty doing it. It was pretty unreal. After that I told everyone I was feeling sick, and then went back into my room and stared at the iTunes visualizer for 3 hours.

I need to make $230 before the 16th, and it all needs to be in paypal one way or another. I'm buying a lens and the lens rebate expires on the 16th and I want to save $50. It's a great deal. Anyways. I've sold everything short of my body. Keep in mind that I can put money from my bank into paypal, but it takes something like 5 days to complete, so factor that. Today's the third. 13 days left. Ideas?

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speaking of cars, there are plenty of nice smoke spots in a certain wealthy neighborhood. I parked there with my friend, turned on the radio and lit up. Of course, the battery ran out and it went from happytime fun sesh to defcon 5 crisis. Luckily, the neighbor had some jump cables and we got the car up and running.

yeah. i accidentally hit the reply button. but that's the button.

i created a little paypal donate button. I can't figure out how to link it here though. Here's the button though:

A new lens. I'm getting a $1,000 lens already, so that's why I don't have anything else to sell. I seriously had to jump through hoops of fire to raise the money. The lens costs $500, and I have a little under $300. It also has a nice rebate deal on it ($50!), but it expires on the 14th. I'm a Jamba Jew, but I don't start until, hopefully, this week and I don't know when I'll be paid or what's the deal with payroll. i mean drugs

I need to make $200 in a little less than 2 weeks. So far, i've been utilizing craigslist and eBay to do my bidding, but I can't predict their success. Anyone have any ideas? I've already sold everything short of my body.

its up and running guyz srsly

Ja

post your best and worst drug experience, and/or your paraphernalia. best: weapon of choice - cheeba. i was with my friend collin. he got really really high and eventually just ended up sobbing. it was hi-larious. worst: weapon of choice - morning glory seeds. through these seeds, you can get LSA, an LSD-like substance, but naturally occurring and way more safe etc. The hard part is getting it down. I grinded up like 300 seeds and put them in various drinks. It's like trying to drink piss mixed with dirt. I ended up vomiting like crazy in some park at 4 oclock. edit second worst: weapons of choice: jazz and 14 shots of rum easily one of the worst experiences of my life. its like they took the energy right out of my body. i couldn't walk into another room without having to take a 5 minute nap, which exacerbated the room spinning action. I didn't throw up, which was nice. led me right away from drinking, as it was my first time getting drunk. i did play ping pong on the way up though, which was actually really fun.

Ghostride The Whip: Easily the best thing black people have invented. Seriously. Basically, you roll down the windows on your ride and pump the shit real loud, and then you put the car on cruise control or neutral and you dance next to your car as it goes down the road, or you just relax on the windshield. Ya, amirite?

we should have a thread dedicated to drug and/or alcohol experiences

Last night I got really high at a beach with three of my friends. The guy that was the designated driver ended up getting chased by all of us because we pretended we were animals. The cops eventually came because one of the guys thought it was a good idea to howl for 45 minutes straight, and then we split up. I couldn't find them, and then I thought they got their heads cut off. I found them and then we went to a local restaurant and had apple napples, which are these delectable little pastries.

Warren from Against Me! guh. look at that beard. grizzly adams Edit:

I think I have to go see this movie just for the inherent ironylulz.

If it's any consellation, my friend recommended me to this forum. I was a rabid poster at ABS last summer.

HBO's new show about Imperial Beach, California. It's essentially a strip of land by San Diego which houses hundreds of illegal immigrants that jump the border. The show follows the Yost family, and primarily the three men- Mitch, his son Butchie, and Butchie's son Shaun. They're all surfers, the former two retired but the latter is an up-and-coming star. Butchie's also a heroin fiend and is involved with some sort of drug ring in Hawaii. John (from Cincinnati) is the most peculiar character in the show, who only repeats what the person next to him says plus the phrase "Somethings I know and somethings I don't." It's just a damned good show. Watch.

Sometimes, I lose confidence when I freestyle...

Black Mission Goggles / Spider Cider - Man Man

I have a few friends who listen to shit like Bubba Sparxx for the irony of them because they're white and shit. One of the girls is just this fat annoying coke head who thinks that swinging her arms and shit to Miss New Booty is all funny when it's actually really annoying. Pretty much anything that's "ironic" bugs the shit out of me.

Bowl of raisin bran and a peach yogurt. I really want pizza, but I just put my last nickel into my paypal account.

don't let ugly betty win again.

haha. mind scrambler.

Can we fucking talk about how good this game is going to be? www.smashbros.com has been doing daily updates. Dear jesus I think I might have to name my first child after this game.