The girl that sat next to me in homeroom was one of those fucking pep girls. She wouldn't take a joke about anything. I tried to single-handedly put the worst people in all the committees and prom courts, etc, but she was the cog in the system. It would've been perfect. Whore.
In math class one time, my teacher brought in this scale to weigh shit, and one of my friends was pressing on it to make the little needle jump back and forth. The teacher was a pretty young girl, and was getting mad about fucking around on the scale, afraid that it was going to break. It did, and she just looked at us and said "G-........AAAAAAAAAANUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
At a party, this girl accidentally left the blinds open on the window that she was having sex by. 200 people saw her vagina that day, including myself.