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I actually threw up in my mouth.

Luke-o said I reminded him of himself. I didn't even know that it was supposed to annoy me, I get a chuckle out of it.

Just steal it from your dad. It's there. Look in the shoes.

Taft

I love that track, but I personally like Marry Song better. Don't know why. Actually, they're equally good. It's just a good album.

Are you guys still distraught over Benoit? That's pretty funny.

That made me laugh.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

Lol

I once sprayed chili sauce on a dog's asshole. I hated that fucking dog. It's still alive and I'll seek to it that it dies.

Did I use literally incorrectly? I didn't see it there.. And yeah, you're right, it is a factory produced club album. The whole album is droney and drawn out. When you have had two kids come out of your once tight-and-sought-after vagina (therefore ruining it) and are fostering a beer belly, it's difficult to pull off that moan-y voice. I mean, how old is she? She was 18 about five years ago right? So by LA standards that makes her like 42, which by porn standards makes her father time.

The only redeeming factor of The Sims is the fact that you can make them lesbians, and even then it's only fun until you realize that you're playing The Sims.

boring new york times bullshit could've fucking read it on the same website that posts shit like LOL EEYORE HAD DEPRESSINS

God some of these threads are even worse than mine.

Bullshit, are you going to tell me that the numerous territorial conflicts resulting from the Treaty of Versailles talks weren't a DIRECT RESULT OF WILSON'S SELF-DETERMINATION POLICY? If you are, that is just plain wrong. Think about all the little rump states (that is, states carved out of an area with a heavy population of a given ethnicity) in which they are killing each other today. Huge problems because of self-determination. Huge. I'm blaming the success of the Bolshevik Revolutions on Wilson. He should've intervened to "make the world safe for democracy," which includes fighting communism. Period. With a legitimate force from Wilson, the Bolsheviks could've been crushed, Lenin would've been executed, no Stalin, none of those USSR guys. Are you going to disagree with that? I can't say what would've happened after that, but I can say, without hesitation, that successful Wilsonian intervention would have forever altered the shape of Russia. The Provisional Government was set up by the Duma, by the way. Yes, Kerensky, thank you. I'm saying that Wilson was the wrong man for the job. It was a joint effort in fucking up Europe. Some of the Allies wanted to destroy Germany, others were moderate, and Wilson wanted his Fourteen Points. Instead of focusing on a realistic future for Europe, Willy turned a blind eye to the shenanegans of the Allies in order to focus on pushing his points. Is anyone going to disagree that the Fourteen Points were complete unmitigated idealistic garbage? Read them carefully. Ex: secret treaties. How are you going to know that they exist if they're secret? Ex2: Freedom of the seas. Britain said no flat-out. They were a naval power for hundreds of years. Weren't going to let that happen. Ex3: Self-determination. Creating small rump states caused more problems than keeping them under their original rule, guaranteed, especially with the case of Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia, where there was and is violence there. It goes on and on. But I digress. Willy should have poo-pooed most of the Anti-German legislation (war reparations being the worst, seeing as how all the Allied owed money to the US in huge sums, and eventually created the Great (Worldwide) Depression, huge inflation in Germany, and the Dawes Plan--none of those things being good.). He has a pretty stable leverage point, but he fucked it up. Too many woulda, coulda, shoulda's in hindsight that ultimately led to European chaos. Oh, also, don't forget that ITALY WASN'T EVEN THERE. They left because they entered the war on the side of the Allies on false pretenses of territorial gains, but once they realized they weren't going to get what they want, they left.

How did Wilson "fuck over" Europe? The other Allies got what THEY wanted. Basically none of what Wilson wanted got put in place. It seems like Britain, France, & Italy would be more responsible for "fucking over all of Europe" than Wilson. Wilson did send American troops to aid the Whites in the Russian Civil War. US troops even engaged Red forces at times. That's the problem, the other Allies DID get what they wanted- for products see: Nazi Germany. Wilson was willing to compromise too much on the League, and too unwilling to actually understand the situation around him. Self-determination has been causing problems to this day. Dumb, dumb, dumb thing to expect. Remember, Wilson just thought up The Fourteen Points without consulting or any congressional action. Speaking of congressional action, Wilson didn't bring a single Republican to Versailles. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Wilson's idealistic, plainly stupid, Fourteen Points caused wreck and ruin to Europe. After all, he was a hero to Europe, but he abused that power to try and get the League, which was unconstitutional in the first place. He should've truly made the world safe for democracy as he planned to do, and consider Europe's dynamic as a whole. Too bad, because he was in a bubble in the truest sense of the word. The French representative to the Versailles talks even said "talking to Wilson is like talking to a man who thinks they're Jesus Christ." It's the fucking League, I can't stress that enough. Instead of making nice-nice with Germany, he took it up the ass from the Allies who wanted to completely and totally obliterate Germany, literally. They wanted to wipe Germany from the maps to never have to deal with them again. Russian Civil War aid: too little, too late. The Whites never stood a chance. They were unorganized, period. I'm talking about the Bolshevik Revolution. Wilson refused to intervene on personal beliefs; for products see: the USSR. Should Wilson or the guy in power (I fucking forget his name, this is a little embarrassing) been stronger, would the USSR have ever existed? We don't know. But going from Tsarism to a Proletariat Dictatorship was a terrible move. Should've gone from Tsarism to a Constitutional Monarchy, or probably at the most a republic or democracy. But that's not Wilson's fault, the success of the Bolshevik Revolution(s) probably is. You gotta understand the role that personalities played post-WWI.

I've listened to the whole album. I don't think it's misguided at all. It's just a terrible album. It's less focusing on her and more focusing on the beat. One of the beats sounds like someone's change in their pocket; who's idea was that? She's interchangeable. She doesn't even sound like the best singer on the album. The song about how BEIN A CELEB IS HARD WORK is really lamentable. It just sounds like one of those pushed-out, factory-produced albums. Same synth beat throughout the whole thing. It's a club album, but a half-assed attempt at one.

I have guitar hero, I don't see how it's any different. At all.

So what's the hype over this game? You get drums and a second guitar? Cool?

Finally gave In Rainbows a full listen-through. I had to give them the justice of the $200 headphones too. It's definitely one of my all-time favorites now, even though it feels a tad short.

I don't know if you're joking. But, that's a really, really good dance song. Plz, it's a terrible album. It sounds like Daft Punk produced it on their lunch break. It's bile. Literally, bile.

Yeah, fine, hot chicks making out but not a substantial video in my mind.

In Hawaii, we have this little candy called Hi-Chew, and it's like flavorless tough gummi shit that surrounds this delicious flavored jelly. Jesus lord it is fucking beautiful. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dekopon_Hi-Chew.jpg

8-ball of coke does the trick

I guess it's time for me to come out of my shell I am