DerangedHermit

... I ... I just don't know how to respond. I keep getting awful flashbacks of that streak that would follow the hockey puck. That's even worse than the claymation Mel Allen chugging a Pepsi.

I liked the "FBI" "involvement". The only meh stuff was the Clana crap. I'm very interested to see when the key will return and where the Bo Kent/Jor-el story will go.

He was born in Manhasset at North Shore University Hospital while his father was playing for the NY Rangers. They lived in Winnipeg during the offseason. He's Canadian-American.

He should have a few Nitro Girls.

"JU-DO CHOP!"

...and the new one... ...that are on sale for $4.98. You know that's not too bad of a shirt...

"it was you Hunter"

Speaking of bitches, there's Lita.

Shelton vs. Naitch at Backlash

And some of them even run the WWE.

Whew...Mets win 10-6. They're 4-3 now.

For some reason, I imagined you looking much cooler. Come on Mik, when Kotz is laying insults on you...

Thank you.

I hate when that happens...imagine how I felt Wednesday when then Mets were up 6-3 when I went to the store, I came back and it was 14-6 Braves. Pissed me off to no end.

Definitely...and it's still why the media's frigid towards the Mets.

Definitely the 1993 Mets. That's why I can stand the Met teams now...it can't get that bad again. Maybe a bad apple here or there, but not 1993 levels.

In 2001, they were in the race until the last week. Fucking Benitez and Franco and Brian Jordan.

I'm outta here. One more compliment and this thread's gonna turn into a gay orgy.

Top of the page..but it's a Geoshitties hosted pic...(not my site tho)

Need opinions here about my pic. A lot of people have told me I look like Ben Affleck but I don't see it. Opinions? Like I said I don't see it but I've been hearing it since Armageddon came out. X-Pac + Justin Credible = you nah........you look kinda like Jason Lee. Wait a minute, why I am I making these judgments? I'm an ugly bastid!

You don't look like Alec Baldwin. At all. UYI Doesn't even look like any of the other Baldwins. He looks like Artie Lange (not an insult).

Aaaahh........AS with the predictable Yankee masturbatory bragging.

I hate when players get like that. (He is from the Hamptons after all, though, so...) I think the Twins will finish in first or second this year, they just need to upgrade at the trading deadline, though. And Joe Mauer needs to come back healthy.

As for the Twins, I'm a fan of Johan Santana and Torii Hunter (who isn't?). I was also a fan of A.J. Pierzynski before he was traded to the Giants (he's from Long Island, and has quite a bit of family still on the Island)

Minnesotan, born and raised. Et tu? New Yorkah all my life (Mets fan but partial to the Twins)