DerangedHermit

*SuperSafePedigrees AS*

Fan in crowd: "Get to the point!"

Eagan vs. Johnso.....oh wait, you said "board feud."

I like that. And BTW, who wil be the heel and face in these feuds? Banky = HHH (I-uh saved the board-uh!) Dames = HBK

Banky vs. Dames

You've mentioned that no less than 10 times in the past twenty minutes. Nobody cares, get over it. ` ting, perhaps?

Whoa, nobody wants to hear about your..err.....Banky's problems.

Nah....I heard it'll take place in the WWE at Wrestlemania. Vince will be in Banky's corner and Shane will be in CWM's corner, Linda will be the ref, Steph will be the guest enforcer and Rod will be the guest timekeeper.

Whose head pops off?

And then Grover and Fertig would teach everybody an important lesson.

*marks oot*

WHOA! Festivus was a month ago, stop with the airing of grievances!

Johnson has the super ability to hear text. Thus making him the crappiest super hero in all of history. Aqua. Man.

The show had no right to be good, and it was good. Not a classic, but it was good. I liked the cold opening, Tylenol Extreme, Z105, Mexican restaurant, American Idol (Finesse ruled it), and MTV Future sketches.

There you have it: don't let the Pittsburgh Penguins end up with the Montreal Maroons. Or the Ottawa Senators.

Thanks for clearing that up, I thought you were a Mexican man.

These are the funniest. Good job.

Boy, it's SAUSAGEFEST '04

Or right now. Too young to legally run, much too young to realistically win. SWISH... I wasn't talking about you. Not unless he harasses another underage girl.

"Oh my god, he could be hurt..." "He'll interfere at the end of the night, or next week..."

This is my favorite Magic card.

Ok...mistaken identity. Truce?

I got: B in Business Math B in College Comp II B+ in Intro to Computing Concepts A in Principles of Business

Ok...I'm just kidding now.....sorry, Just John.

Yikes. Feel the random hostility. Sorry, thought you were Johnson for a sec. ... Or are you?