DerangedHermit

are you saying that there isn't a need for a scientific break-through to occur in the realm of detaching one's own penis and scrotum for comfort? Cause if you are...*shakes fist* *shakes penis............IN ANGER~!*

Why in the blue hell is Kevin Kelly on that site?

I saw that one when it was the game of the week on Fox. Funny shit and Clouts is nuts. Tossed Salo around like a rag doll. Other fights: O's vs. Yanks, May 1998 (Benitez beans Tino, sets off huge fights, also has Graeme Lloyd fighting) Vernon vs. Roy Donald Brashear vs. Sandy McCarthy (Flyers vs. Rangers, Lindros' first game in Philly after becoming a Ranger)

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): And the psychiatrist got whacked by Lionel Luthor.

Minor signing as the Mets sign bullpen batterer, groundskeeper grappler Karim Garcia.

CBS Sportsline says that Mike Fratello won't be the coach, but they hired Lenny Wilkins instead.

Could this post get the ax from Dames? Zack Malibu has been given the green light from Dames to eliminate any posts that he feels aren't producing, which has raised tension among threads. One post which is said to be especially nervous about being locked is "Funny WWE Headlines". Credit: Torch411ScoopThis

Pigs have been flying for a while. Ever since Stephanie McMahon was born.

Now you pissed him off by pissing all over his Piss jokes. /uggggh

Ponson goes back to the O's for 3 years and $22.5 million. Not a surprise here.

Yeah...where's Carrot Top, David Arquette and the dad from Family Matters?

Dr. Piss, Medicine Woman...the only show where every cure is Piss.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Apparently, the new character that Lana falls for is not a meteor freak or a villain just yet.

Not cool.

Ok, Sis... Next up on The Piss Network: Sister Sister, starring Zack Malibu and Mr. Piss featuring Dames as "Ray", CWM as "Lisa" and Bob Barron as "Roger". *wants to see other Piss-enhanced shows*

Canada also gave us Phil Hartman

Hey....don't go nuts on the Canadian. Canada has given us Benoit, the Harts, Jericho (even though he was born on Long Island), Trish, Edge and Lance Storm

But Holly deserves it.... *is shot...repeatedly...and more*

*all TSM posters collectively spooge except me...cuz I don't want to be near that sausagefest*

Spanky?

Me like Spanky too, Abobo....me like Spanky too.

According to 1wrestling.com's Dave Scherer, Brian "Spanky" Kendrick gave notice to WWE at last night's SmackDown! tapings. It is not known how much longer he will remain with the company, and his resignation was apparently due to his lack of a push since his debut. The locker room is responding with shock and awe. Source: 411mania.com

wee arrr tawkin likk baybees

*my head a splode*

They made a toy of Johnson?