DerangedHermit

That was a baby. *hears faint signs of crying, then silence*

That avatar rules it, Kotz.

You can be the first. *pulls granny ear-pinch and puts his ears on a coathook*

EDIT: D'oh.

Insulting MWC is just damn wrong.

You're unlucky. *goes NUT*

NUH-UH. This is fourth grade. Look at that baby third-grader!!!

And I'm not gay or effeminate, either.

After reading the Real TSM thread........ *Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store* I'm a man, dammit. And I'm not BlockOfPiss, dammit.

Darkness: "Life is pain..." ::Darkness flips hair back::: Darkness: "Conformist."

That gives me an idea.... *takes frustration out on first person to respond (if they're not a mod)*

I like the Rangers white third jersey (fourth jersey?) that they had a few years ago. They need to bring that back.

Wow. He's surprisingly young. I thought he'd be reaching at least the upper 40's.

It BEES like that sometahmes!

Just relax and you'll enjoy the place more. So what if there's a disagreement, big whoop. Take it in good humor, let it go, and have fun.

HOLY CRAP, IT'S HIM. I must be drunk. *drinks some more* *and more*

And it would still land on him unharmed.

TOM TINKLE? Meet his friend, Paul Poopie.

The worst one in town. Planned order of events: *riots*

*sobs*

Who will be the first with the cheap plug for Dames?

Can I get wine coolers? *gets asskicked+* I'm just kidding....

Here's another one: Vince: A clue. Stacy: Acting lessons. Jericho: A pooper scooper (watch out for Lucy Jr.'s shit!) Lita: Lethonth with a thpeech therapitht NWA-TNA: A deal on an actual good network. Not none of this WGN shit.

That would be cool. Or for this year, have Tazz and Cole. Next, have JR/King. And so on for as long as the brand extension goes.

Stephanie McMahon: a year's supply of Slimfast Bradshaw: a T-shirt with this design on it: A-Train: a bathtub filled to the rim with Nair for Men Matt Morgan: an electric blanket --- he'll need some sort of heat Spanky, Paul London, Rey: an extra 2' Paul Heyman: Rogaine and ECW Rob Conway/Rene Dupree: a gimmick change