DerangedHermit

Oh yeah, the EGM April Fools thing reminds me: them saying Sonic and Tails are in SSBM.

Ah shit. ::runs:: Don't worry, I think he'll go after Yuna... ...or has she lost her virginity to a furry?

I don't think the A's don't need any further choking. And I'm a Mets fan, so I'm supposed to hate him. Seriously though, I think the A's might be able to get a bargain in him and probably won't have other teams going after him (except maybe the Marlins?).

I like this one:

Unless they sign Armando Benitez... BWAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one.

Of course, anybody is better than Roger Cedeno and Timo Perez. Even some schlub playing for the Padookaville Nobodys is better.

It's Vince McMahon. "It was me, Austin! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!"

Screw you, I want it! Let's fight!

Dust Hill Zone being in Sonic 2 (it was in the beta, but that was the Mystic Cave as a different name). It was "supposed" to be a desert zone.

Mets finally sign Cameron: http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/6920685 Decent, would be better if the Mets didn't overpay like they usually do...

Debug mode? Resets the Dreamcast. W00T: In the post 2000! In the pooooooost 2000!

Gold.

THAT'S NOT AN URBAN LEGEND! MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE GOT IT, SO IT MUST BE TRUE! So then what's #1 for urban legends? I've been told that Mortal Kombat has a character named Hornbuckle, there are moves called Fergalities, and I'm sure there are more. Others: Final Fantasy II: Rydia can learn Big Bang, Kain is also Cecil and Golbez's brother, and some assorted stuff about secret weapons that require doing really dumb time-consuming things to unlock. Final Fantasy III: Gogo is Darryl, or Golbez, or Cecil, or General Leo, or Ziegfried, and CAN BE REVEALED AS SUCH. Final Fantasy 7: If you beat Seraph Sephiroth with the Buster Sword, you can unlock Zack. Pokemon Red and Blue: Missingno is "Pikablu" and Mew can be found by using Strength on a truck. Mew will be under there. Sonic Adventure: Press L, R, A, B, X , Y and Start to get Metal Sonic. (You know what that does...)

I want to raid that guy's house.... with a U-haul truck or two.

...as the dog.

If your spacebar sticks, why don't you just use dashes to separate the words?

So they are doing Predator 3? Or Free Willy 4? They'll need someone to replace Keiko...

Remember.... ?

CAN I TOUCH YOUR NOSE?!?!?

Credit: ComingSoon.net Yeah so... who shall it be ? Vince McMahon?

Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress. Rikishi could stand to loose a few pounds from where I sit. This is a very talented young man who has a good heart and a great mind for this business.

Angle v Benoit must have been rather short. Ok, so the special will be about twenty minutes long....

Bret's figure looks like they took off Stevie Richards' head and put it on Bret.

The WWE's Best of 2003 will come on at 9:00, and end at 9:01.

You forgot HHH and the entire Red Sox team.