DerangedHermit

Heh...

An idea for the next best seller for the WWE: - The Ultimate McMahon Family Collection Actually, that might be decent....

What 'chu talkin' about? That's Latoya Jackson now.

On that topic, they needed a Mutant League Baseball and Basketball.

The Dog or Matt? The dog. Not Lita or Matt or Jeff.

It's kinda cute in a pathetic way....

Holly MEing NWO disgusts me. Hey, better Holly than Nathan Jones or Matt Morgan or someone like that, right? That's like comparing being stabbed with a rusty knife and having 100 paper cuts at the same time.

Wow...that would sound awesome, Deacon.

Before: large picture After: upper-left corner picture

Now drink the Kool-Aid, boy. I'm on my 5th Molson Canadian. Good enough? No. You shoulda been on your 12th.

When he debuted (he fought Holly).

There's a cruiserweight division? Why wasn't I told of this?

Should be: Cena Will be: Holly

Now drink the Kool-Aid, boy.

"By gawd, that'll leave 'em with big bumps on their face!"

New York is better

Jacko: Shut up, kid. I think I see some younger kids.... -or- The New Me reveals his identity. He didn't get banned just recently for nothing.

For more jokes from 1996 and earlier call 1-800-Funny-CR Hey man, I revel in my crappyness sometimes. Like right there. But wait, why '96 and earlier? That seems pretty arbitrary. I mean, I didn't read that joke and say "oh, that is SOOOOOOO 1996! Just reading that conjures up memories of that blue thing from the Atlanta Olympics, and Bob Dole's ill-fated campaign! Sigh." EDIT: HOLY F***ING SHIT. Look at the quotation brackets up there. Plunderin quoted me, nevermore, at 9:12 pm, Smartmarks Standard Time (A weird time zone in and of itself, obviously.) But THEN look at my post that was quoted! 10:06 PM! Plunderin can cite posts that don't exist yet! OMG BAN PLZ because this guy is a threat. Plunderin is from the FUTURE!!!! EDIT: Apparently, so am I!!!!!

BOOOOO. You ruined your mystique.

Wow, the Mets were actually SMART for not resigning him. He was a class act, though.

I am the SHIT. SHIT = SuperHero In Training .....aw crap, you mean the WWE is using that?

Closet chaveosexual. Those are fighting words. Hey Alf! Ya gonna take that?? FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

So did the kid die from food poisoning?

Awww....look at the ugly rat (not V1). Just kidding.....

Dammit.