DerangedHermit

Please fuck off. You Yankee fans have been feasting on the entrails of Mets and Red Sox fans for years and now you beg off like Ric Flair. What now, you gonna poke us in the eyes now? DISCLAIMER: This post above is not meant to be taken seriously (like the Yankees' rotation right now), it's just Noo Yawkian humor. Ya know, humor, something them Middle Americans don't understand?

oh noes!

Its always in the last place you look. It's in his closet, from where he appears to exit.

Is strummer dead?

Jesus Christ! Aaron Heilman 1-hits them. Even I wouldn't have expected this. Mets suck what now?

Hey, A-Rod finally does something good on the Yankees! A-Rod saves 8-year-old from truck

I Jose Reyes.

Even Kaz Ishii wasn't Kaz Ishii today. What the fuck?

Let's just call them all brown people. Albert Pujols could be one of the next omega-stars like Barry. And even though they're Mets, I think Jose Reyes or David Wright will blossom into stars, too.

Psh. Closers.

The other two in the majors were Pedro Martinez Sunday and Jake Westbrook on the 4th, right?

LOL "If we win one today, that's TWO IN A ROW. If we win one tomorrow, that's a winning streak. It HAS HAPPENED BEFORE." 6-4 Mets. HURR I'M THE ASTROS OUTFIELD EDIT: 8-4 Mets. Holy shit

Yep. womp womp womp womp WOOOOMP

I Something Awful. One of the goons there made one of the YTMND sites for Lita: http://lita.ytmnd.com/

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shut up please?

The fact that they showed any signs of life at all is celebration enough. GO METS!

Are these the same Mets? Are we watching some kind of bad movie with Lindsey Lohan?

God damn Beltran.

EDIT: Whoops. you said screenshot

YAY 13 K FOR SMOLTZ

Those hats are cool. I want one.

C'mon Smoltzie, beat these bums! EDIT: Ramon Castro at catcher for the Mets? Stupid Mets