DerangedHermit

They're not hippies. Hippies are ignored and don't succeed. They're stupid soccer moms on their cellphones while driving their SUV and too busy drinking Starbucks to notice their kid at all. But it's somehow TELEVISION'S FAULT? Maybe if instead of keeping up with the Joneses, they should keep up with their parenting.

Hey, being a Braves fan has its benefits: a winning team, still can hate many of the same teams, and a link with Bob Barron!

It's Homer, you stupid non-Brave fan!

Fuck this shit, I'll be a Braves fan now. How 'bout this for a sig?

That was realy fucking terrible. Worse than the Mets. ... ... ... ...what?

"Your dick is only this big."

More like the childhood home of Cactus Jack

Who used heart attack? Terry Francona

5082 kbps down/922 kbps up. That has to be a fluke. EDIT: 5094 / 914. God I love Optimum Online.

I also wonder if ESPN has herpes, considering the fellatio they give him

And then Marwan will plant a bomb in Edgar's belly.

More like E6gar.

She'd prolly eat a whole bunch and make herself throw up

Oh shut up...you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Sonic had 3 of them. One was the kinda-lame but better than the Super Show one that was mainly comedy and only had Sonic and Tails. But, the other one was based on the Archie comics, which is loved by furry fans (-1), and the other was Sonic Underground (eeew.). And the fourth one was Sonic X, which was OK/decent.

Note to Adam Dunn: do not piss Pedro Martinez off.

Maybe she hates Peter Angelos' guts Edit: and/or paid off by the Nats

He fucking jacked that son of a bitch

And Griffey batting 2nd?

KAZ~! hits his 2nd in a row 1st AB in the season HR

Now, that's kind of interesting. Even having three or four shows a year on NBC could be a big boost to the WWE's exposure, and it would be a neat change from Raw, Smackdown, and PPVs. Or maybe they could bring back Saturday Night's Main Event as sort of a Clash of the Champions-type show. They would probably have to cut down their PPV's, though.

Flair's getting inducted? By "inducted", you mean getting hammered off his ass, then yes, he is getting "inducted"

So you're dreaming of Dames now?

If we post who that poster may be before they die, is that considered a death threat? And Frank Perdue is as dead as the animatronic chickens that used to be in his commercials. And the Pope is "serene and calm"? Just say the guy's already freaking dead!

Ouch. That hurts.