DerangedHermit

HAH! The news guy from Arrested Development!

Best 12 minutes of television evar

Alou: Here's a clean sample. :dumps urine, cupped in hands, into a small container: Bonds: Uh.....thanks?

Or may be true. Or not. Or so.

"Around the back and...MATTEAU! MATTEAU!! MATTEAU!!!"

I'm so confuzzled right now.

Lennox Lewis vs. Klitchko=Apollo Creed vs. Ivan Drago "If he dies, he dies."

David Sloane is an asshole. http://www.nj.com/mets/times/index.ssf?/ba...56114888410.xml

That article contradicts itself...Baltimore Sun reports it was the Orioles and Rangers pulling out.

There will be 12 televised ST games for the Mets March 2 vs. Nationals (1:05 ET, ESPN) March 3 vs. Cardinals (7:10, FSNY) March 11 vs. Dodgers (7:05, MSG) March 12 split-squad vs. Cardinals (1:10, FSNY) March 13 vs. Tigers (1:05, WPIX) March 17 vs. Nationals (1:05, MSG) March 19 vs. Marlins (1:05, WPIX) March 20 split-squad vs. Dodgers (1:10, MSG) March 22 vs. Braves (1:10, ESPN) March 25 vs. Marlins (7:05, FSNY) March 27 vs. Nationals (1:10, WPIX) April 2 vs. Marlins (7:10, FSNY)

Damn right. It's a month and a half until they show the first televised ST game for the Mets. I really don't want my baseball fix during that month and a half being Yankee "classics" (OH NOES JETER DOVE INTO THE STANDS, LET'S SUCK HIS COCK; how many times do I have to see the Yanks 1996 home opener vs. the Royals --- yay, Bob Hamelin or WS games dubbed over by John Sterling and the other YES network announcers)

So the Mets lose Franco and get Beltran and the Astros lose Beltran and get Franco.

It reminds me of some sort of a wrestling angle. "Will Terrell Owens return at Super Bowl XXXIX?" "YES." *crowd pops*

Holy crap, dude. Leader so far.

I hope him and the ghost of his father bitchslaps the cast of SNL into being funnier.

Tony Womack? Just because a player is in the big leagues does not make him a big league caliber player. "That goes for you too, Jason Phillips!"

...errr....thank you?

And then get any food remaining on the plane and eat it

That's all I have to say.

The Safety Dance will never change.

I froze when I read what Vitamin X wrote. It was incredibly offensive at best. I just want the day to be over and will pray for the safety of the president. Slapnuts: "I got hot when I read what Phenom wrote. It was incredibly sexy at best. I don't want the day to be over and will pray for the safety dance." We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise them with the victory cry Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will And you can act real rude or totally removed And I can act like an imbecile Safety Dance Say we can dance, we can dance Everything's out of control We can dance, we can dance They're doing it from pole to pole We can dance, we can dance Everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance Everybody taken the chance The safety dance The safety dance The safety dance We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it we are never going to lose it And everything will work out right Say, we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friend of mine

98% 232 s 2 miles

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Or for the Republicans, not posting in it.

We have the crazy frog and "fun sounds" in the states.

I'm sorry, John Franco and Armando Benitez are no longer Mets