DerangedHermit

More recruiting visits by the Mets (Carlos Delgado) http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1963769

RAWRRRRRR! I'VE COME FOR THE NEW YORK REPORTERS (and I'm not Bret Saberhagen) http://cbs.sportsline.com/mlb/story/8086028 BTW, this looks awesome

Needs more body hair.

Japan will know the power of Batista Bombs.

Hey, it's actually surreal. Mini-Me naked and pissing in a corner?

The Yanks have some people in the bullpen (Gordon would be good, more likely Quantrill) that the Mets need...

Ewww.......Jared Fogle....juicy turkey

How about Jae Seo, who said he couldn't see Piazza's signals "because [Piazza's] thighs were obstructing his view"?

And we get Mientkiewchfadfjsadhfbadufsz and the ball, too.

The biggest hole the Mets have is that bullpen. I hope they trade for somebody (I heard BK Kim from the Sawx). But a nucleus of Beltran, Reyes and Wright for the next few years =

Kid: YAY! A souvenir! (Replace Pedro with Zambrano)

HAH!

What did the Marlins do this offseason besides signing Al "Five Innings" Leiter and resigning Mike Lowell?

Newsday's usually a better bet in sports than the others (except for maybe the NY Daily News) so WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The players I think got better as Mets were Al Leiter (1998-2002 Leiter) and Steve Trachsel (after he came back from the minors in 2001).

Who I'd put as much stock in as Buster Onley Thank you. Klapisch is just as unreliable. Fuck them up their asses.

Am I the only one who get's a prompt to open that page rather than it opening in my browser? Not just you, either. What are you using? Firefox or IE? Firefox, and it's the only link on ESPN.com that won't open properly Same with me. Fuck ESPN.com.

Am I the only one who get's a prompt to open that page rather than it opening in my browser? Not just you, either. What are you using? Firefox or IE?

You can't put that into just one article...

Hot You'd probably jump out of the casket like a zombie, and then Kotz would kill you again. Or fuck your skull, I can't decide which.

Has Buster Olney ever been right? Until I hear from someone reputable, fuck him.

Correction: this game is what football would look like in the Special Olympics

bowling shoe ugly

For some reason, I'm picturing the letter-writer as Chris Farley with dorky glasses.

Mets sign Miguel Cairo to backup either Reyes or Matsui... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=mlb&id=1962041 With this, Joe McEwing is made pretty useless...he'd be good for the Red Sox; he's a Big Unit killer