DerangedHermit

Best episode of the fucking season.

Oh sthop it, silly. Gay dating shows (I don't go that way) is still > decomposing bodies, Who's Your Daddy, that one nanny show, The Swan, Trading Spouses, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, some parts of Fear Factor

Wayne Gretzky looked like the coolest guy ever and a nerd at the same exact time.

I didn't know a person could have a B on their tin foil hat.

And no one is of his caliber in the NL East with the exception of Josh "Blisters" Beckett when he's on

Shut up you.

We already have a midget on the Mets. His name is "Joe McEwing."

Edited for accuracy Archive this: the first time Bob Barron is haha funny instead of pathetic funny. I'm in shock, but the inner Met in me says something is wrong...there always is.

They apparently guaranteed the 4th year... my reaction: *SPITS BEVERAGE* But he's not signed yet, though.

That's a little harsh. The trade would increase the Mets' payroll by $16.7 Million, without really filling any of the holes in their lineup. They'd be better off signing J.D. Drew or Carlo Delgado or someone, and keeping Cliff Floyd. Now I hear a rumor of Matsui/Floyd for Manny/Mientkiewcz...I believe it may be on ESPN radio.

I agree. Anglesault became a shell of himself, and now I think he may have committed suicide.

Gob and Buster rule. Gob: Climb that wall, homo!

The dumbfuck Mets turn down a Red Sox trade offer with Manny Ramirez. It would've been Floyd for Ramirez (with the Mets eating all of Manny's contract). http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/story/261545p-223997c.html

At least you're not the Mets: - being played as pawns for Pedro - overpaying Benson - trading shite for shite - considering signing Alou and trading for Sosa

SHOULD'VE Should have? YES. OKAY. JESUS. FINE.

SHOULD'VE Should have? YES.

Roger Clemens accepts arbitration

I'd rather have Jack McDowell or Mike Mussina than Oil Can Boyd or Jason Schmidt...and he's on the trade block. Who is it?

And your parents apologize for the creation of you.

Fuck his mom. And his sister. And then his mom and his sister.

Awesome

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I heard rumblings from somewhere that a deal involving the Mets trading Jose Reyes may go down (forgot where, though)....Any ideas where? (I'm thinking to Oakland in a package for Hudson)

"I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes, but dammit, she deserved better than this!"