DerangedHermit

That's a fucking shame that there are no Hardee's around where I live.

George and Steinbrenner are meeting each other????!!!!???? I knew Steinbrenner had lost it but this? Wouldn't it be more productive to clone one of his players as opposed to himself? Somehow, this thread reminds me of the SNL he hosted, and one of the sketches was Steinbrenner as the entire team. It wouldn't surprise me.

JR blew up just walking to the ring.

HHH rules.

Batista: NO! We're going to take over World Wrestling Entertainment! Flair: But how? Batista: First, we help Maven defeat HHH...Nobody will see it coming! Once everyone is in their complete shock and delusional state, they will have to bow down to us! Flair: Yeah! WHOOOO! Get em alllllll on their knees like those girls in Tallahassee! WHOOOOOOOOO!! *Flair struts, Dave pimps* THE PIMP and naitch naitch naitch naitch WHOO!

THAT....... WAS...... COOL

PUNT PUNT PUNT PUNT

"I'm a stupid little kid...*trip and faceplant*"

She looks pretty good for 50. Smitty likes Condi! Smitty likes Condi! Smitty and Condi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

His replacement? Condi "Permascowl" Rice. http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=254647

The only good Aflac commercial is the Yoga Berra one, but since they played the shit out of it...it's not that good I like the Geico commercial with the two squirrels causing a car crash (but that's been playing forever)

Dental Plan.

There is already a wrestling chef. Except he comes out with a huge pot and wooden spoon. Check it out at ICW-Wrestling.com Thats a bad picture of him really. Heh, those are awesome move names. B.L.T, Salad Shooter, and possibly the best - Wonton Bomb.

Did he put the OD in ODB?

And the Berserker for the Haas-Hoss-n-Huss Connection

"He stole all my food! I had to eat table scraps to survive!"

Who do you think the Sox SS will be next year?

1. Carlos Beltran - Astros 2. Adrian Beltre - Orioles 3. Brad Radke - Twins 4. Edgar Renteria - Red Sox 5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox 6. Carlos Delgado - Mets 7. Magglio Ordonez - Dodgers 8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox 9. Carl Pavano - Yankees 10. Richie Sexson - Mariners 11. J.D. Drew - Braves 12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels 13. Troy Glaus - Mariners 14. Armando Benitez - Indians 15. Odalis Perez - Red Sox 16. Troy Percival - Cubs 17. Matt Clement - Mets 18. Orlando Cabrera - Cubs 19. Jeff Kent - Dodgers 20. Moises Alou - Detroit 1. Sammy Sosa - Mets 2. Randy Johnson - Cards 3. Kevin Brown - Phils 4. Charles Johnson - stays 5. Jose Guillen - White Sox Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? No...turns heel a-gayn and signs with the Yankees 'cause he didn't piss off enough people in 2004 Mets get rid of Floyd (for Sosa), Leiter (signs w/ Yanks), maybe Piazza - rotation looks like Glavine Zambrano Clement Trash Benson Yanks rotation could be Clemens Pavano Mussina Leiter Vasquez Yeah, George could be that nuts

Shannon: I love teh COCK~!

Students were heard saying "Fuck these motherfucking motherfuckers with a fucking shit-covered cock!"

Sterling.

That Hulk Hogan! Always inserting himself into press releases....

No. Just install Mozilla

It's not surprising his best movie is named after food (Canadian Bacon)

I have to say the video packages were cool (ANOTHER MONSTER MOMENT NEXT WEEK). And the C4 is nuts.