PLAGIARISM!

I've not tried, but they're more tolerable than all the other girls in music I'd hit right now.

I see you hatin'

Heh, I knew we'd not be able to hold onto a two goal lead. Still, can't complain too much, Marcus Tudgay Scored a Goal....

And obv. they can melt many an ice-cold heart.

Roadkill's still around? I wouldn't have been surprised to see him on a list like this 5-6 years ago, but now?

It's real.

A win! I would remiss were I not to mention Michael Johnson's unbelievable, majestic twatting of the crossbar from 300 yards against Bolton. And Franchise, I am so, so sorry it didn't go in. That's the end of that chapter.

I'm currently fatter than a house, due in no small part to my love of the humble scotch egg. I believe that in between the egg and sausagemeat there is a gas which exists nowhere else in the world. Yum!

Heh, no fucker would be released from a session with me via the explanation 'Reflection and Reading'! Still, many happy returns.

Sigh, it can all bollocks, but doesn't sound like we got hammered at least and Sodje & Jeffers should make a difference when fit. We can't fucking go down, surely, there's so much shite in this division...

Genuine sympathy for Derby, having them get 6 points off Newcastle would've been great. Wrap Michael Johnson in cotton wool till Jan! God I hope we can afford his wages, we're screwed without him.

Well, he was in The Onion's year timeline under the heading 'Pro Wrestler Unable to Leave Rage at Work'.

Ouch.

Not my type at all. Still, at least she won't have that grotesque mockney accent.

Agreed. The first album just exposes them straightaway. I think it was that utterly, utterly pointless guitar interlude, 'Blue turning Grey' that killed the whole thing and showed how quickly they'd blown their load.

Hang on, wasn't he in the military?

Morrissey's new album will be a more successful but not as fantastic Your Arsenal, looking at the way things are going. That's fine by me.

I recall Richard Fairbrass claiming he was only an erstwhile player of the pink oboe.

'Deeply Dippy' by Right Said Fred is actually good.

He's pretty much done already. His name is too similar to Pol Pot, I'll never get past that, no charisma either. Hope he gets killed, really.

Manager of the fucking Month strikes. And Southampton owe us a hammering.

Man, that Prince half-time show was tits.

Yeah, impressive range for a toilet trainer.

And who the fuck's going to pay £20 to see Terminal Jive. Sparks have admitted they wouldn't.

Me and the crew aren't sure which one(s) we're going to yet.