PLAGIARISM!

I can honestly say I have never listened to the radio. Good job, cos even without that degree of exposure I despise eveything I hear elsewhere.

All you have to feed this lot is prawn mayonaisse sandwiches and Australian shiraz.

Awesome. If the Butthole Surfers did that (they probably have) they'd admit to it straight away and probably shift a few t shirts in the process.

I have to put 'This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both of Us' by the almighty Sparks in here. I know it's obvious, but the way the piano riff and vocal slide up and down together coupled with the most aesthetically unique band the UK had seen in 1974 staring at you maniacally sticks in your memory. That was the perfect introduction to the band. I'm also fond of 'Human Fly' by The Cramps.

Arsenal-Boro was great. Twat it!

Without knowing who he is, I'm not a fan.

Errr.....La Parka? Duh?

Well, I wandered on at about 2:30am, and I don't dress very hardcore (Black suit, white shoes and shocking pink tie). Dressed better than that fat fuck, though. I was wasted, so I just sort of wandered up the stairs after talkin to that chick outside, and he was like 'Who's this guy? I'm fucking fat blaaah' so I was like 'Ok I'm gonna go now' But what I was THINKING is that he was fat. Heh, 0wned.

Sparks - You've Got A Hold Of My Heart (duh-duh-duh-duuuuh) (!)

I got kicked off DEP's tourbus by some fat guy last nite. Fuck him, whoever he was. The chick from Wastington I talked to was hot tho. YMO - Naughty Boys 1. Kimi Ni Munekyun (Uwaki Na Vacances) - 7 2. Expected Way - 7 3. Focus - 8 4. Ongaku - 8 5. Opened My Eyes - 9 6. You've Got To Help Yourself - 6 7. Lotus Love - 7 8. Kai-Koh - 7 9. Expecting Rivers - 8 10. Wild Ambitions - 9

Oh God. Faust IV again. I'm drunk. SPARKS

Fossil Fuel does rule.

Franz Ferdinand are a mono speed filth express. Nothingness never wore such shirts. Ooooh.

Awesome. Course, Dames will get a load of Christian lunatics picketing outside his house. The headline opportunities involving 'The Virgin Suicides' are plentiful, though.

I remember loving October Rust. 'Wolf Moon' was about the menstrual cycle, wasn't it? I like that.

Bands that aren't as good as Sparks edition. 1. Franz Ferdinand 2. et al

The problem with a bodyguard role is that he should in no way be encouraged to work less matches. Any word on what kind of shape he's in? The same? Worse?

I propose a toast, to my drinking problem.

They're not as bad as Jet, I guess.

Oh. Fuck. Yes.

The highlight was when JBL was lying by the steps and UT went to punch him, and stopped about a foot short. There's been worse. I also was in a notable state of disbelief when UT got up from the second clothesline as if it were, well, just a clothesline.

See, no one's immune. My Morning Jacket indeed.

I thought I was pushing it at 20 for message boarding. Fuck.

Faust IV

I'll shove Revolver in as well. Not bad of course, but I can barely listen to it through.