PLAGIARISM!

Fuck. I'll always remember those guys asking me to stand to the right of the travelator as I arrived in Vegas.

Austin and Jericho have never had a good match, and with Austin crippled and Jericho hardly even a full time wrestler as it is, no good could come of that. I think Kane should have retired Austin, but they've fucked him over too much for anyone to buy it now.

Not seeing that really. If you watch a live performance or see one of their videos, it becomes harder to hate them, trust me.

I have a friend who met maiden years ago and says to this day McBrain is the funniest human being he has ever met. Good man.

I shall be trying to 'mark' the planet 'saturn' '4' the rest of my 'life' because I refuse to believe it is gaseous.

Black Hole Sun? I can't even remember any solo in that, and know for a fact Kim Thayil has tons of better performances.

Fear not, he can still make the sign... Similar thing happened to a friend of mine, except with a door. The nurse said it's a good job she was shitfaced at the time.

IT'S A SHOOT, BRUTHA~!!!!

Love em or hate em, in the UK at least, McDonalds commercials have struck me as some of the best produced out there for a long time, using the right celebrities, the right visual jokes, and the right music. This new direction is going to lose them millions. Young, brightly dressed irratating people and horrible techno music with perfectly fucking GHEY taglines mean they just fade into the background.

Saturnmark never does get invited to the music folder's sylvan glen. He thinks XTC's Go 2 album is to blame, but it haunts him in his dreams, impossible to forget, like badly-produced new wave shackles.

It's tenuous, but then you did start it as a joke I guess. Like I said, it shouldn't come as a shock to anyone if the majority of stories/characters like that are based on politics in some capacity.

Tom Waits - Lost in the Harbour. Also, I'll use this opportunity to proclaim my unbelievable joy at a residents keychain adorning my wallet now. Tis the trinket of my dreams.

Actually, he's a great singer. When they covered 'Street Spirit' (yep) at Glastonbury everyone was just dreading him murdering the chorus, but when he hit that note and held it, fuck.

Eye too spank the 4 string plank. I think the Slipknot guy is good, nowhere near the best, but it's mainly cos of him slipknot never bothered me that much. My favourites have mostly been mentioned in the top 100 I think, out of those my favourite is Dale Crover, though he's not technically as great as Bonham. And yes, Stuart Copeland is overlooked a lot, and he still rules.

Residents - God In Three Persons. I'm spending way too much money on residents stuff. £33 online, and £50 when I was in Manchester yesterday.

Whilst it wouldn't shock me if that were the case with sonic and 9 out of 10 children's adventures, I was fairly sure the game was developed in Japan, adding doubt.

Whoa music folder champion, AWESOME!!!! Tell me some XTC albums to get!!!!!

I frequent the butthole surfers message board, and the drummer King Coffey is the administrator, but only posts like once every 6 months to a year. He posted in the thread about this album. I think I'm going to check it out.

Obviously my sparks and residents obsessions continue to grow, but as for current music I'm digging Turbonegro, The Locust and yes, The Darkness. I like them, dammit.

I just know you've been gearing up to sneak that lyric into a real sentence forever. Nice job, if totally transparent.

Alright, I'll admit that in the same way you might drop a rock on a dead bird just to see if it's eyes popped out* I'd kinda like to hear it....once. *Not that I've ever done that, of course...

I heard that Manowar had like a 28 minute song. No-one should be subjected to that.

Not that I should care, but it drives me INSANE that the FBI have that horrific techno demi-song instead of just using the mamalukes' theme. I quite like the intro to Cena's, and Christian's (the 1st version he had) but that's about it.

When you've heard a sparks, Tom Waits or pixies song, I'd love to hear how you justify calling it mindless noise.

They are an absolutely tremendous live experience, and yeah, I don't like to admit it now that everybody and his mother has the album, but yeah, I enjoy it.