PLAGIARISM!

If you don't like it, and are fairly weak or disabled, I'll fight you.

Television/radio personality Terry Wogan took this insanely long drive in an exhibition Golf game and got an unbelievable fluke hole in one, crowd erupted and he fell to the floor in euphoria.

I'm so glad I bought Pink Flag again, rather than track down the fucker I lent it to.

Though I have no real opinion on the guy, it would be kind of...unsettling cos you know the obituary thread would be chock full of '+1' and '0wned' which is a new step down even for our ilk.

Always good to see Owen have a game.

He's right, we know we do it.

Good god. I'm sure he could turn it into a grotesque moustachioed muscular chick though.

Wait, so, he just died?

Wedding Present - Bizarro I'm finally getting my friends into Gedge.

GET. IN. DREW TALBOT = LEGEND I'M DRUNK

Brushing teeth, drinking orange juice. Bastards.

OK...those fecking bears...

RFTC - 'Lipstick' Underrated band.

The bonus tracks on Solid Gold kick Entertainment!'s arse, but the album doesn't.

Heh, the 'crazy frog' ringtone is outselling Coldplay 4 to 1. I almost don't want to shit down the throat of whoever came up with the crazy frog.

The Sun is garbage, the only ones I can stand are The Times, The Independent and some of the Observer/Guardian sports and music supplements.

We've sold 40,000 tickets for tomorrow, it's gonna be awesome. Even if Adam fecking Boyd nips in with another hat trick. Cunt.

Nope. Frank Black's 'Headache' vid is ok, but it's almost as if the pixies tried to make them awful.

Hey, we had a good season! Could get better on Saturday! COME ON

The Tears - 'Refugees' Look right, I always had a soft spot for 'Animal Nitrate' and this at least sounds like a decent Suede single.

Is Michael Johnson (the sprinter) that guy who's actually an awesome TV analyst as well?

I'm not going to object to more Dio threads. He invented this! \m/

hehe, I can't wait for this.

We need more Dio threads. I took a photo of him from an album sleeve on my phone, so it looks like I met him in a dark club. People have been convinced.

Oh God. This gets worse every time I think about it. Truth be told, I quite liked the 'Street Spirit' cover, wish he'd just stuck with that. Franz Ferdinand were gonna do an album of Sparks covers as well, it's as if they're all out to get me specifically.