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That's ok ah all you need is ah shave the legs and glue that hair to the back......hey I'm a genius overhere.

9 hours of nonstop Sportcenter reruns in the morning.

I would rather see Batista win the Rumble to get the title shot.

Wow HHH talks down to all of his haters and then gives a great intro for Batista who is Styling and Profiling the elite monster look. *Yawn* Causal Day Randy Orton comes out to dispute what HHH has to say.

Simple solution would be to end the split and merge the US title with the IC.

Celtics should exile Pierce and Peyton to New Orleans, Atlanta, or Clippers for complaining. Maybe Ainge should try to trade for Foyle, Ratliff, Adul-Rahim, Miles.

You would probably get laid more if you went on tour with Tom Jones then going on the European vacation.

It's time to make La Resistence 3.........this time it will be Hassan & Greener as the tag team champions, Daivari can be the manager of the stable. The only thing missing is a fat bastard carrying a camera doing a Michael Moore gimmick.

HHH, Batista, and Flair will start betting on who can beat local main event jobbers (Benoit & Jericho) the fastest.

Jacqueline's problem was that her breasts were too damn big for her small body.

Who the hell are Adrienne and Schankenberg?

Karl from ATHF, all you need is a wifebeater shirt and sweat pants.

Naw the Vikings are going to run the score up just like the Colts.

What happened to the Packers defense?

Flair vs Steamboat is on the Ultimate Flair Collection.

They need to remake Axl Rose because the world wants to see Chinese Democracy released sometime this decade.

There is only so much they can do with Molly, Victoria, Trish, Lita, sooner or later one of the Nitro Girls.......I mean Christy and the others are going to have to get bitch smacked by a jealous wrestler eventually. What else can they do with the Nitro Girls other than have a generic hoss like Gene Snitsky or Kane chokeslam them thru tables when a heel turn is needed?

Vince would of had the Jack Bauer as guest ref for the main event, Desperate House Wife as ring announcer, David Cross as time keeper, Dave Chappelle as the announcer for the Shelton vs Maven match. What you say that this is not Wrestlemania......

Was Peyton reading from the Mike Martz playbook?

EVERYTHING. MOTHERFUCKER. But does the WWE need to worry about a group of low level fighters invading their turf.....I mean Smackdown already has Puder.

Is there anything good that can come from Tough Enough UFC?

I Love the 90's WWE edition. Remember the time Undertaker was intimidating all of his opponets with coffins.....poor Kamala did not want to become a voodoo zombie.

Chuck Palumbo.

Is it me or does Rene look like he took some Enzyte before the match?

Rene Dupree is growing 70's style neverending sideburns?