Damaramu

Man where do you guys go that you still get + and -? Mine's just a straight across A,B,C,D,F.

Yeah I'd love to go on the Real World and make up a fake past to make myself seem all complicated and stuff.

It's Dames! *runs and hides*

I got: a C in Chinese a B in European Literature a B in Intro to Critical Reading/Writing a B in Intro to Philosophy

*sniff* That's so noble.

What was his idea for the final ending? Are you saying there was a 3rd one that was never shot?

Dammit.........Benoit and Angle got shafted!

You know.....I could do that for you. I have plenty of free time at night. *winks at Dames and gives him a knowing look* ALA Family Guy: "And that concludes the list of people who were mean to me in Junior High" We're on good terms, right Dam? *sits back* What have you done for me lately? *tackles Nevermortal* I volunteered first!

Well they never came out and wished death upon you......I'm pretty sure they actually have to say it.

Was this in the days of Joe Montana by chance? Actually, it was when they moved training camp to Stockton at the University of the Pacific, which is my alma matter. So, the summer I was crashing at a buddy's place, using UOP to help set up an internship, I happened to catch the players going to practice. I saw Jerry Rice and Steve Young. Damn. I always tell myself. "I'll never be a fanboy. I'll never bug stars." but if I ran into Joe Montana I'd probably shriek like a little girl at a Timberlake concert and rush him.

Nah, I think the hot-tub pic got a lot more run Oh, really? I'll keep that in mind for later sigs Oh, but of course. Since guys seem to like lesbians, and this board is mostly made up guys, then anything homosexual besides lesbians is considered 'creepy'. Damn straight. The more you remember that the better off you'll be.

Was this in the days of Joe Montana by chance?

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=29&t=47875 The periods are my way of drawing out my think......I do it all the time without thinking about it! Oh my god I just did it! Is there a place that will help people like me? Hmm...............................................................Oh my god! I'm a monster!

Less personal when you go to the car wash and have to use the power washer to get his guts out of your grill?

I knew one once. He always snuck into my room without knocking and hid in the shadows like he was some badass. I got tired of it and hired an assassin to hunt him down......

You know I was wondering this. Seems how if you live in a college town or even a big sports team town you are bound to run into a player. Hell you can even get crucial information. Ok here's mine. I don't live in Norman(i live in the next town over) but I go to school at OU. So I run into a lot of athletes. I had Ebbie(sp?) Arah(i know i totally butchered his name) in my math class my first semester of college. You know he was a senior for OU last year and I believe he injured his hand and couldn't play the last few games. Well I was the second tallest guy in the class behind him so he'd always mess around with me and make jokes about the shorter people....he was weird to say the least. And not to bright. You can even find out crucial information about players. Lately there's been a rumor flying around that K-State broke Jason White's hand in the Big XII title game. OU denied it but Jason's game still seemed off against LSU. OU obviously didn't want to make it an excuse. Which it wouldn't have been an excuse in my mind because LSU's defense had his recievers covered so well I don't care if he was freakin Joe Montana he wasn't getting any passes in that night because of those monsters. Well OU is still denying it but then a few people called in and said that he had surgery this past weekend. I didn't know who to believe. However a buddy of mine lives in Jason's neighborhood. He ran into him in 7-11 and he said he was trying to hide it but he had a black cast on his hand. Even funnier is when sports stars try to hide. On the same day Jason White was also trying to hide himself. He had on a hood and a hat trying to cover his face.....he was standing in the corner alone eating a jelly filled doughnut. Course he must not be to bright because my friend was like "Hey!" and he flashed that goofy ass grin and said hi back........not a master of disguise obviously. Then there was my boss downtown at a club. Jason White and Dan Cody show up. Jason tries to sink into the crowd and looks anonymous. But Dan Cody walks in like a big shot with a huge cigar hanging out of his mouth and flirting with everything in sight. Apparenlty it worked because there were girls asking him to autograph there tits and asses. Damn I need to play ball.......... Anyways anyone got any sports stars be it college or professional in there area? Anything goofy to share about them?

May I just inquire what is wrong with it? What's not wrong with it!? God there's got to be some rule against having guys making out in your sig.......

*raises hand* I would do good on Road Rules.

YUNA.........CHANGE YOUR FUCKING SIGNATURE!!!!!

Ehhh, I disagree, I've seen her be bitchy quite a bit to other people, though admittedly I've had little direct interaction with her My favorite females on the board (out of all 10 of them, I know) would be WJM and Stardust Who, me? Really though, I'm nice. If you're not stupid. Having dimples like *these* also helps to win her over . Zack.......that's from where I shot you in the ass with a BB Gun when we were 12.....and put your damn pants back on.

Ummm........ummm..........uhhh.........hmmm..........now wait.........ok now.......hmmm..........no that's not it...........*runs*

I'm pretty sure age of consent only works if the offending party is 18.

What? We're trying to weed out the perverts around here.....*looks around*.....well we don't have to do much weeding to find out......

Ok it looks like this week it's going to be.......................... Damaramu vs. Charlie Hoss.

I only come for the forums. I've been here since Rantsylvania and so I read everything on there. Then SK and all the other writers I read left the site so I quit reading anything off the main page and stayed for the forums. I stand by my decision. Funny because I barely even read SK anymore.......he's turned into to much of an ego maniac............don't let it happen to you Dames!