Red Baron

Do you do improv? Thats my shit. Its why I moved to LA... No, but I've heard and talked to a few comedians and they said improv is harder than hell, and harder to reach for success. Yuk Yuk's across Canada is having a contest to find the best comedian and its a $25,000 reward.

It was -60 at camp today. MINUS F'N 60 DEGREES OUT. Thats cold.

Rock and Roll All Night and Shout It Out Loud by Kiss are two songs that I'm getting sick of hearing.

Like visors. They are mandatory in junior but optional come Pro. The skate thing is rare. Visors should be mandatory starting for players coming into the league by a certain draft year. Or we can go to no helmets.

By a whim because I don't really follow basketball I'll say either Kent State or Clemson is going to go real far in the tourney. If there was one rule you'd like to change in any sport, what would that be?

Yes

So my disc tray wont open. My gf has done everything that I can think of and it wont open. Any ideas, or should I return it to get it fixed.

Ironic that it happened in Buffalo when Malarchuk got a skate to the throat. I mean it was serious, but Zednik had his own will power to get off on his own. Malarchuk cut was deeper and was lucky to be alive if there wasn't a medical doctor behind the Sabres bench.

Homer: Hi Marge, hi kids, hi Santa's Little Helper...wait a minute, that isn't Santa's Little Helper. Marge: This is Laddie. Bart won him at a church festival two counties over. Lisa: In a truth telling contest, right Bart? Bart: I may have fibbed a little bit. This episode is priceless. Easily one of my favourite episodes.

Dio needs to be in either Rock Band or Guitar Hero.

If they win two more times in a row they are going to win the cup.

There is a few places in Port Colborne that have Slush Puppies, but they taste like ass compaired to the slushee.

And a shitty performance too.

Was the actual Vader/Simmons match any good. I've seen snippits of it and the crowd was electric, but match wise was it any good?

I misread the title. I thought it read Imagine there's no marijuana.

6-1 Leafs tonight. Thats what I am predicting. (And please God, I hope I'm wrong.)

I had 52 oz of Dr. Pepper in an hour. It did not sit well.

Hey Leaf fans, Bryan McCabe is coming back this weekend. I mean how can it get any worse?

A Chair toss match for the world title. You know its going to happen.

Phaneuf signed a six year contract. Expect Tanguay to be gone before the deadline.

Some of the comments are good, too. Like the one guy bragging about scoring 10 goals with Bill Berg. Good find treble. This is some funny shit right here.

God damn you Americans and your bountiful supplies of awesome colas.

Fuck you Bill Simmons. Some people should not be allowed to write and get paid for it.